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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,079,497 views  41,401 comments

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9747   Patrick   2021 Aug 5, 11:43pm  

https://thegloriousamerican.com/worldweather/5-reasons-why-biden-soiling-himself-at-g7-showed-the-leadership-americans-desperately-need-6-24-21/



Sure Joe Biden may have filled his appearance at G7 with gaffs, but he also filled our hearts with warmth. And yes, while standing on that platform by the beach (now known as ‘brown zero’), people also noticed his pants were filled with warmth too. Sure, it’s easy to make fun of Joe Biden soiling himself on the world’s stage, but The Glorious American has chosen to be classy and point out how this actually shows the leadership Americans desperately need.

1.) Vladimir Putin is now on his heels. Joe Biden literally has months remaining as President and many summits with the Russian President are forthcoming. Reportedly, Vlad is very rattled at Joe pooping his pants and he’s already changed the venue of their meeting—a clear sign of weakness. “I don’t want him near my furniture,” Putin offered as an excuse.

2.) Biden put all toilet paper hoarding anxiety to rest. “Whatever would I do without toilet paper!” millions of Americans were screaming in 2020. What a great service Joe did for us by pooping his pants and putting those fears to bed forever. If the leader of the free world could so easily be hosed down by the secret service—why should any of us worry?

3.) Joe Biden handles his presidency the way a graceful and carefree horse would. Be honest, you’ve never once driven by a field of horses without seeing one slowly lift its tail and begin dumping massive, softball-size poops all over the place. Think of how comforting that is for millions of Americans to know their president has that same beautiful, carefree demeanor.

4.) Joe Biden doesn’t take any s*** from anyone–even himself. A petty man holds on to stress and baggage. But Joseph sent us all a powerful message. “Just let it go, man,” was the chunky lesson we needed in these stressful times. Donald Trump, in an effort to be viewed as a ‘macho man’, would have totally held it in.

5.) The Biden administration will always drop little opportunities for the working class. Moments after he pooped his pants, low-level G7 employees were seen running to brown-zero with pressure washers and hand scrubbers. It was a sight to behold. No matter how high Biden climbs in this world, janitors will always have a special place behind him. And let’s not forget the dry cleaning team that accompanies the president 24-hours a day.
9748   Ceffer   2021 Aug 5, 11:53pm  

Patrick says




This is probably true. Soros and the CCP probably told Newsom that every visible act of destruction of America and California meant they would inject extra vote multipliers into Dominion machines for him. He'll get a 'starter vote' of three million before anybody even submits a ballot.
9754   Ceffer   2021 Aug 6, 1:41pm  

Positive role models at the Trans protest in Britain. Positive meaning HIV positive:



No subversives here, move along, nothing to see.
9755   Patrick   2021 Aug 6, 1:51pm  

What resentments motivate them?

We need to understand and explain this exactly.

Then it will be possible to recruit them against the oligarchy which has been using them.
9756   Patrick   2021 Aug 7, 11:48am  



https://notthebee.com/article/our-boi-governor-desantis-claps-back-at-bidens-governor-who-quip-the-question-is-what-else-has-he-forgotten

In addition to Biden "forgetting" Ron DeSantis, his enemy #1, Governor DeSantis lists several other things Biden's forgotten.

Biden's forgotten about the crisis at our southern border, I can tell you that. Biden has forgotten about the inflation that's biting the budgets of families all throughout our country. Biden has forgotten about the demonstrators who are fighting for freedom down in Cuba. And Biden's even forgotten the Constitution itself, as we saw what he did with this moratorium.
9757   Ceffer   2021 Aug 7, 3:03pm  

Satanist Pedo Rituals?
9758   rocketjoe79   2021 Aug 7, 3:33pm  

Patrick says


https://notthebee.com/article/our-boi-governor-desantis-claps-back-at-bidens-governor-who-quip-the-question-is-what-else-has-he-forgotten

In addition to Biden "forgetting" Ron DeSantis, his enemy #1, Governor DeSantis lists several other things Biden's forgotten.

Biden's forgotten about the crisis at our southern border, I can tell you that. Biden has forgotten about the inflation that's biting the budgets of families all throughout our country. Biden has forgotten about the demonstrators who are fighting for freedom down in Cuba. And Biden's even forgotten the Constitution itself, as we saw what he did with this moratorium.


Today I saw a feed article:

https://ground.news/article/governor-who-ron-desantis-popularity-tanks-as-biden-mocks-him-and-delta-ravages-state

This title was from "The Independent" a Left wing news source.

Other titles on the same page refer to DeSantis asking "What else has Biden forgotten besides my name?"

All propaganda.
9759   Booger   2021 Aug 7, 3:39pm  

Obama's birthday party:
9761   AmericanKulak   2021 Aug 7, 4:08pm  

Patrick says
What resentments motivate them?

We need to understand and explain this exactly.


Being losers in the gene pool : High Anxiety/Neuroticism, physical ugliness, depressive mentality.

Because "social science" teaches it can NEVER be biology/genetics, the only cause of their problems could be Society/Culture, which must be radically transformed in order for them to prosper.

Genetics explains why conservatives/moderates are more even-tempered, happier, less anxious, less mental illness, and better looking.

Rather than embracing the suck and using their noggin and developing discipline to overcome a genetic deficit by being better/less bad.
9762   AmericanKulak   2021 Aug 7, 4:11pm  

"Fat Acceptance" is a great example. Rather than struggle against Low T/Endomorphism/Non-Symetrical genetic llosses, they demand society redefine being shapeless and chubby as gifts.

Trans/Queer Movement is related.
9763   mell   2021 Aug 7, 4:19pm  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
Patrick says
What resentments motivate them?

We need to understand and explain this exactly.


Being losers in the gene pool : High Anxious/Neuroticism, physical ugliness, depressive mentality.

Because "social science" rejects biology/genetics, the only cause of their problems could be Society/Culture, which must be radically transformed in order for them to prosper.

Rather than embracing the suck and using their noggin and developing discipline to overcome a genetic deficit by being better/less bad.


Prior to the retard woke and sjw movements people with natural disadvantages such as ugliness would often make up for it with talent, passion and career in science, arts etc., going very far, before it became ok to blame someone else, esp. womyn. While hot womyn have a huge natural advantage by simply succeeding as a reproductive family member they also used to spend a shit load of time nurturing and taking care of their beauty while learning housework and weeding out insincere men which left them less time for success in career or furtherimg their talents. The plain Jane's would be naturally focusing less on men with more time to study and further their talents and become successful and still have a happy family by virtue of their success, money, stability. Now beautiful womyn destroy their beauty, become genderqueer and join the naturally ugly, the dull and talentless in blaming everyone else and nobody is advancing their careers and talents in a meaningful way, besides being a corporate drone or eternal gender study pauper.
9765   Onvacation   2021 Aug 7, 5:13pm  

Where can you find gas that cheap?
9766   Bd6r   2021 Aug 7, 8:51pm  

9767   Bd6r   2021 Aug 7, 8:51pm  

9768   Bd6r   2021 Aug 7, 8:52pm  

9769   Bd6r   2021 Aug 7, 8:54pm  

9770   Bd6r   2021 Aug 7, 8:54pm  

9774   Patrick   2021 Aug 8, 12:35pm  

This alone is devastating to the maskers:

9775   noobster   2021 Aug 8, 2:25pm  

Is that Epstein in the background of the second picture of comment 9913?
9776   richwicks   2021 Aug 8, 3:34pm  

noobster says
Is that Epstein in the background of the second picture of comment 9913?


Not unless he had plastic surgery:

9777   Tenpoundbass   2021 Aug 8, 5:33pm  

richwicks says


I think that was a just an Elitist Jew asking the manager "Who let all of the Jive Asses in?"
9778   Bd6r   2021 Aug 8, 8:11pm  

9779   Bd6r   2021 Aug 8, 8:11pm  

9780   Bd6r   2021 Aug 8, 8:12pm  

9781   Bd6r   2021 Aug 8, 8:13pm  

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