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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,079,776 views  41,403 comments

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9899   Onvacation   2021 Aug 15, 10:34pm  

HATEFUL WHITE MEN QUESTION HOW HATEFUL THEY REALLY ARE BY BABYLON BEE
9909   Tenpoundbass   2021 Aug 16, 10:39am  

LOL that's why she was chosen to be the Vice President, so She could be the person to place blame on, when blaming Trump fails.
9910   Ceffer   2021 Aug 16, 11:15am  

Doesn't really matter. They've been in perpetual tribal war forever, and without an external 'enemy', they'll all just start killing their traditional tribal enemies. They have genetically evolved themselves for perpetual strife and murder. It'll be "Death to _______ "(fill in the blanks) next.
9912   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Aug 16, 12:08pm  

Tenpoundbass says




Ducking bigot forgot proper gender pronouns.

Name: Abdullah Mohammed (he/him)
Occupation: mostly peaceful terrorist
9914   Patrick   2021 Aug 16, 8:35pm  

Ceffer says


Wow. Well said.
9917   Patrick   2021 Aug 16, 11:51pm  


Black people: [protesting covid lockdowns]

Asian people: [protesting covid lockdowns]

Hispanic people: [protesting covid lockdowns]

Indian people: [protesting covid lockdowns]

White people: [protesting covid lockdowns]

Doomers: Dang these anti-science, Trump loving white supremacists
9920   Patrick   2021 Aug 17, 7:09am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/health-officials-warn-of-mysterious-infertility-crisis-among-transwomen

WASHINGTON, D.C.—U.S health officials have noticed what appears to be a growing crisis among transwomen: rampant infertility. A very disturbing report shows that not one transwoman has ever successfully become pregnant.

“Transwomen are women the same as any other women,” said Grant Leonard, a spokesman for the National Institutes of Health, “so it’s very odd that they can’t seem to get pregnant. We have our top people looking into this.”

Researchers initially used science and reason when looking into the cause of this crisis, but that led to a number of problematic findings, so they were quickly abandoned. Researchers are instead now relying simply on feelings. “This feels really wrong,” said one researcher. “I mean, they’re women like any other women so they should be able to get pregnant.”

With the abandonment of science, any technical solution seems infeasible, but researchers have come up with another proposed solution: redefine the word “pregnant” like they did “woman” so transwomen can be that as well. “Old science doesn’t hold a candle to just having a dictionary and some whiteout,” said Leonard.


9924   Ceffer   2021 Aug 17, 12:23pm  

Biden Administration hires Babylon Bee to be Administrative spokespersons. Token admenstruation gays guilt tripping and virtue signalling Taliban. Clown world erupts in applause:


"Biden’s homosexual spokesperson demands Taliban form an “inclusive and representative government”…"
9927   richwicks   2021 Aug 17, 7:14pm  

zzyzzx says


What I find weird is there's somebody that thought that having that weirdo at the white house would get people to think that getting the jab is actually a good idea after all.

This is Moderna's first ever product. This is Johnson and Johnson's first ever vaccine. Neither technology has ever been deployed into veterinary or human use. Neither technology has gone through complete animal testing or human trials - unless you consider their actual use "trials".

I began with being "vaccine hesitant" but I've moved on to "vaccine no fucking way".

Edit: Missed the reference to Aeon Flux. If you've only seen the film, see the original it was based on. The film was just stupid. Such a crazy concept from Peter Chung.
9928   Patrick   2021 Aug 17, 10:11pm  

richwicks says
I began with being "vaccine hesitant" but I've moved on to "vaccine no fucking way".




How much more obvious could the corruption possibly be?

Maybe Fauci will just start demanding everyone give Pfizer permission to do a direct withdrawal of $1000/month from their bank accounts, and just say fuck it with the jab itself.

There will still be devout believers in Fauci who will demand that everyone give Pfizer permission to do a direct withdrawal of $1000/month from their bank accounts, "to stop the spread" you know.
9931   Patrick   2021 Aug 18, 6:10pm  


Jenin Younes (Leftylockdownskeptic)
@Leftylockdowns1
Aug 14
Bill Maher: “sometimes I think we have to cover our faces so other people can cover their ass[es].” 🔥🔥

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