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Political Humor Thread


               
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   4,396,617 views  46,616 comments

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10000   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 10:51am  

"We can assure the American people that every significant drug dealer and opium infrastructure cooperator will be taken out of AFG first!"

10001   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 10:53am  

"You can't fuck a dog, though, to tell the truth, I've never tried it! Yet."
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/30850
10002   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 11:18am  

BREAKING NEWS! Kamala Harris held hostage in Singapore Brothel, and she refuses to leave!
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/30854
10003   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 11:38am  

"CIA director, lobbies Taliban for opium poppy franchise, but gaffes by spraying Taliban leader with DDT before shaking hands." "Do you really think I want to catch Taliban crabs from those fuckers? Do you know how long they have been in those hills? And, you don't know what kind of goats' assholes their hands have been in."
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/30874
10004   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 12:20pm  

Drunken, staggering, slurring Nancy Pelosi shrill screams at Democrats who object to dismantling of our country for Globalists. Bill calls in and threatens to unleash IHLlary on them with her Vatican assassin's cult.
https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/1978
10006   richwicks   2021 Aug 24, 2:23pm  

Ceffer says


I think it's funny it says "earlier this month".

It was last fucking week. The war ended on August 15, 2021.

That was !! 9 !! days ago.
10007   Onvacation   2021 Aug 24, 5:19pm  

Trust the science!


10008   Onvacation   2021 Aug 24, 5:20pm  

Who are we?

10011   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 6:47pm  

Another pundit claimed the military (not under Biden's control) set this up on purpose. Also claims that Taliban special factions are armed, equipped and trained by US military (the guys wearing the American gear and uniforms?). Also says that military refused to evacuate the operatives and henchman who were involved in the drug trades, which is why Austin had to press gang civilian airliners for evacuation.

Can't vouch for any of this, but it seems to make some sense. I thought that Trump may have set this up to fuck Biden and the Globalist criminal elements in AFG.

Also claims that these military withdrawn are being prepped for offensive on G7 crooked puppets. I will definitely reserve judgment on that one. I think there is something to the devolution strategies (Trump declared election infrastructure as strategic and any move against it by foreign power an act of war). However, might be a cold day in hell before we ever see the military intervene to clean things up.
10013   richwicks   2021 Aug 24, 7:31pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Did Biden actually string those words together, or is that a compilation, or is it a voice actor?

If he actually said that, that is the craziest thing I've heard from him so far, and I've heard a lot.
10016   richwicks   2021 Aug 24, 7:53pm  

Tenpoundbass says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt7WPjsYl44


Well F me... I'm amazed that was allowed to be put on television.

I do notice there aren't a million Republican zombies constantly shouting and screaming that Joe Biden is crazy, or mentally incompetent - like I did with the left wing zombies for 4 fucking years. Guess they really don't give a shit if the president actually is a vegetable.
10017   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 8:25pm  

1951
10018   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 8:29pm  

Don't they ever get tired of the goat asshole porn?
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/30940
10026   Ceffer   2021 Aug 25, 9:49am  

Hopium, oh, Hopium, Wherefore Art Thou Hopium?

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/30983
10027   Patrick   2021 Aug 25, 10:00am  

Ceffer says


Brilliant and very relevant to right now.

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