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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,066,081 views  41,319 comments

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37241   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 4:09pm  

This is what happens when you use all the Captagon yourself instead of distributing it to your district.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/48717
37242   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 4:13pm  

Biden threatens Trump jurors with DC J6 Lubyanka if they don't convict. "I'll eat my silicon mask if they don't. I've been wearing this fucking itchy thing for all these years, I gotta get something for it."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/48765
37243   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 4:20pm  

Fuck the glorified cruise monstrosity, I want to see the Blofeld Escape Jet Boat.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/67359
37244   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 4:24pm  

This pathology report didn't include hurt feelings and righteous indignation harms or reparations debentures. It's worthless.

37245   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 4:27pm  

"A Rose by any other Maim." "Mom, it only had one eye in the center of its forehead and bit off my team mate's head!"

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/67371

37246   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 4:37pm  

Another Netflix script gone awry. Was he the computer genius or the police chief?

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/67379
37247   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 4:43pm  

Nattering Nabobs of Satanic Inversion. Let the fake polls begin!

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/129033
37251   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 5:10pm  

One would hopium. I am sure there are still 'dark spell' fans who would rather blue pill than realize they are casualties in a chapter of Milton's 'Paradise Lost'.

37252   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 5:26pm  

LOL! Another Baphomet Woo rumor. Betty White was supposed to be one of the child trafficking queens of Hollywood, too. No wonder she was in every fucking thing they could put her in. She assured the adrenochrome for the sets.

https://t.me/tribunalsandexecutions/461565
37256   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 5:44pm  

Aleister Crowley's son? Spitting image, too. Is a tranny file the same as a trannyphile? Was George Sr. a bisexual Nazi who donated Hitler sperm to Betty White (this one is pure spin?) to sire the Skull & Bones rat pack? What about all those rent boy orgies in the White House during the Bush administrations?

37258   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 6:59pm  

Executive_Order_13818

Nice in theory, but without enforcement, just another rim shot for the round file.
view pdf
37261   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 7:13pm  

Obviously NOT the pineal peeling Illuminati Witch, but whatever, if it scoops up a few useful idiots....... Is imposter another Baphomet tranny? Looks kinna like. Brow ridges, they try to hide them.

37266   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 8:03pm  

Israeli account holders ripe for harvest. Be it bullets, bombs, toxxines, or the Rothschild Messiahs and their resident militia.

37267   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 9:55pm  

On the bright side, they are too stupid and incompetent to see through the Rockefeller and Pharma profit mandates.

37268   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 10:18pm  

Secret Foreign Agent Man Blinken looking for new useful idiots. "How are you guys at laundering huge bindles of American tax money? All you have to do is sacrifice your manpower under the Russian sword."

37269   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 11:43pm  

With the help of non sequitur AI programmed propaganda recipes.

37271   Blue   2024 May 25, 11:43pm  

Ceffer says

On the bright side, they are too stupid and incompetent to see through

https://www.thepublica.com/almost-half-of-ucla-medical-students-fail-basic-competency-tests-aggressive-dei-policies-to-blame/
The blame for the failures has been attributed to the arrival of Jennifer Lucero as the Dean of Admissions in 2020. Lucero allegedly prioritized the admission Black and Latino admissions over white and Asian applicants, rather than basing acceptance on competency. This practice has been occurring even though California has explicitly banned public schools from considering race on admissions since 1996.
In 2020, the entire university condensed its preclinical curriculum from two years to one, in order to “add more time for research and community service,” according to the report, a decision that allegedly compounded the already problematic admissions issues. First year students must now spend between three to four hours every two weeks studying “Structural Racism and Health Equity,” covering topics such as “fatphobia,” along with seven hours a week in another class that includes units on “interpersonal communication skills.”
In April, one professor claimed that the new curriculum was a “colossal failure,” arguing that it rendered the students “grossly unprepared for clinical rotations.”

I guess, from now on, one has to make sure the "doctor" is not from the UCLA when visiting hospital!
37277   Ceffer   2024 May 25, 11:47pm  

Thanks, Donald, for the four year migraine and hypervigilant, paranoid scanning disorder.

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