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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,278,946 views  45,168 comments

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44973   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 11:51am  

Reputation built slowly, demolished in an instant of perfidy and programmed cooperation with democidal intent.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/90723
44975   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 5:05pm  

Oldie but a goodie. Can't Cloward Piven with citizens, do it with illegals. Teachers' Union loves building new schools for illegals to extend their power. You can see it in Santa Cruz.
"This teacher really lays it out - it can’t get much worse.
Nine hundred teachers just got laid off from the Los Angeles Unified School District. They are $650,000 over their annual budget. The following comments by an English teacher help to explain one area that looms large over California's educational crisis. I hope each person receiving this mail will read it carefully, all the way to the end. It is sad what is happening to our great country, all because our politicians are afraid they will miss out on a vote. What a travesty!
This English teacher has phrased it the best I've seen yet and it should make everyone think, be you Democrat, Republican or
Independent.
From a California school teacher....
As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of: I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title-1 school, meaning that its students average in the lower socio-economic and income levels.
Most of the schools you are hearing about are Compton, South Gate High, Bell Gardens, Huntington Park, etc., where their students are protesting – these are also Title-1 schools.
Title-1 schools are on the free-breakfast and free-lunch program. When I say free breakfast, I'm not talking about a glass of milk and a roll. But a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make the Marriott proud. The waste of this food is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten. (Our tax dollars at work!)
I estimate that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or more have cell phones. The school also provides day care centers for the unwed teenage pregnant girls (some as young as 13) so they can attend class without the inconvenience of having to arrange for babysitters or having family watch their kids. (More of our tax dollars at work!)
I was ordered to spend $700,000 on my department, or risk losing funding for the upcoming year even though there was little need for anything. My budget was already substantial, but I ended up buying new computers for the Computer Learning Center, half of which, one month later, were carved with graffiti by the appreciative students who obviously feel humbled and grateful to have a free education in America. (More and more of our tax dollars at work!)
I have had to intervene several times for young substitute teachers whose classes consist of many illegal immigrant students here in the country less than 3 months, who raised so much hell with the female teachers, calling them putas (whores) and throwing things, that the teachers were in tears.
Free medical care, free education, free food, free day care, etc., etc., etc. Is it any wonder they feel entitled not only to be in this country, but also to demand rights, privileges and entitlements?
To those who want to point out how much these illegal immigrants contribute to our society, because they happen to like their gardener and/or housekeeper, and they like to pay less for tomatoes, I say: Spend some time in the real world of illegal immigration and see the true costs.
Higher insurance, medical facilities closing, higher medical costs, more crime, lower standards of education in our schools, overcrowding, new diseases, etc., etc., etc. For me, I'll pay more for tomatoes.
Americans, we need to wake up. The guest worker program will be a disaster because we won't have the guts to enforce it. Does anyone in their right mind really think they will voluntarily leave and return?
It does, however, have everything to do with culture: A third-world culture that does not value education, that accepts children getting pregnant and dropping out of school by age 15, and that refuses to assimilate, plus an American culture that has become so weak and worried about "political correctness," that we don't have the will to do what is needed.
If this makes your blood boil, as it did mine, forward this to everyone you know including your Congressman and Senators.
Cheap labor? Isn't that what the whole immigration issue is about? Business doesn't want to pay a decent wage.
Consumers don't want expensive produce. Government will tell you 'Americans don't want the jobs.'
But the bottom line is cheap labor. The phrase "cheap labor" is a myth, a farce, and a lie. There is no such thing as "cheap labor."
Take, for example, an illegal alien with a wife and five children. He takes a job for $5.00 or $6.00/hour. At that wage, with six
dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the end of the year, if he files an income tax return, he gets an "earned income credit" of up to $3,200, free.
Also....
1 He qualifies for Section-8 housing and subsidized rent;
2 He qualifies for food stamps;
3 He qualifies for free (no deductible, no co-pay) health care;
4 His children get free breakfasts and lunches at school;
6 He requires bilingual teachers and books;
7 He qualifies for relief from high energy bills;
8 If they are, or become aged, blind or disabled, they qualify for SSI;
9 Once qualified for SSI they can qualify for Medicare (All of this at taxpayer's {our} expense);
10 He doesn't worry about car insurance, life insurance, or
homeowner’s insurance;
11 Taxpayers provide Spanish language signs, bulletins and printed material;
12 He and his family receive the equivalent of $20.00 to $30.00/hour
in benefits;
13 Working Americans are lucky to have $5.00 or $6.00/hour left after
paying their bills and his;
14 The American taxpayers also pays for increased crime, graffiti and
trash clean-up.
Cheap labor? Yeah right! Wake up people! These are the questions we
should be addressing to the Presidential candidates for either party.
We must take action or we will all go down the drain because a few don't care. And if you think this is bad, just wait until a Democrat becomes President and the redistribution of wealth becomes the norm in this ex-Democracy."

44977   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 7:02pm  

No federal funds for Cartel Katie and the other sold out Soros Fecal Impaction toilet installations.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/04/democrat-arizona-gov-katie-hobbs-vetoes-ice-act/
44982   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 7:27pm  

That's 'useful idiot' to you, sir!

44984   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 7:55pm  

Ordered directly by the Middle Temple of the Inns of Court? Nothing says illegitimate and following foreign orders like a middle of the night sneak order with no foundation and no legal justification given.



44985   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 7:59pm  

Zyklon for thee but not for me.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/90779
44986   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 11:01pm  

Not an uncommon rumor that the KMaf Nazis et alia intend for Israel to be destined as a human sacrifice for the Gog vs. Magog ultimate destructive war, as outlined by Albert Pike.
44987   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 11:06pm  

It's a bunch of old people having a lark getting paid $25 an hour and being comped to move from place to place for the protests.

44988   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 11:10pm  

Aw, c'mon, what you really want to do is give them all 'hot shots'. Remember the poorly heralded visit by Xi to San Francisco? Newsom cleared the city of homeless almost overnight and it's alleged that many were liquidated. How KommieKunt of him. It seems that FEMA has huge numbers of portable on site crematoriums available.

If the homeless weren't so valuable as a virtue signaling source of laundering tax money, they would probably be CCP'd already.

44989   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 11:22pm  

Bibi's body double or masked man looked a bit cartoonish during this visit. Don't the Israelis have the tech up to snuff with CIA?

https://t.me/globaldepth/6078

44990   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 11:26pm  

More ticker tapes from the Middle Temple of the Inns of Court in the City of London.

44991   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 11:42pm  

I'll say OUCH to that!

44992   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 11:52pm  

...AND, of course, the raw and bleeding DEI question of the day: "THAT'S a fucking COLONEL?"

https://t.me/TheCatturd/7102
44993   Ceffer   2025 Apr 21, 12:18am  

The question isn't what Starmer is recorded as doing, since he is a well known child prostitute and homosexual catamite elevated to high office by the British elites, but what did he do to piss them off that they would unleash the current blackmail? They probably have a whole room full of Starmer sex vids from throughout his life.

https://t.me/MikeJaco/10617
44995   Ceffer   2025 Apr 21, 1:02pm  

Starmer smooching Ali. Doesn't look much worse than Macron dry humping Zelensky.
44998   Ceffer   2025 Apr 21, 6:24pm  

My wife saw a Tesla in Santa Cruz with a big sign saying "I hate Elon, too" to prevent vandalism.
45000   Ceffer   2025 Apr 21, 6:33pm  

Now, news from the department of Hopium.

45004   Ceffer   2025 Apr 21, 7:46pm  

LOL! Dead Biden Actor obviously spliced in. They have to keep up the appearances, and the Reserve Biden Actor is only deployed for special occasions now.



45005   Ceffer   2025 Apr 21, 10:32pm  

I wonder what my ex-BIL from the State Department is going to do, since he was tits deep in the Benghazi IHLlary shit storm. I was shocked to see him on TV at the time in a Senate hearing.

45008   Ceffer   2025 Apr 22, 8:02am  

Death quotas for the Reptilians must be met.

45009   Ceffer   2025 Apr 22, 9:10am  

LOL! Without the USAIDs money amplification, the lie midget and fake economist for the Dems doesn't seem to recognize that the inversion virtue signal is as dead as a ping off the moon. If you can't get an audience at Berkeley without bribery, it's not working any more.

45010   Ceffer   2025 Apr 22, 9:18am  

I'd have to say that these traitorous old white guys with gray hair in politics or the legal system are almost invariably homos, pedos or homo pedos like Tampon Tim, installed for lockstep subversion. Starmer who was installed in Britain to excuse and fail to prosecute Jimmy Seville and Muslim rape gangs is the basic Globalist role model for such.

https://t.me/TheCatturd/7145

Exemplar:


https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/66705
45011   Ceffer   2025 Apr 22, 9:41am  

They only drag out the Actor as a sop to the idiopolous who still believe that Biden was ever alive instead of an avatar. It's easier to bellow the old established lies than to invent new ones, especially when your lie consumers require reinforcement.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/04/go-away-joe-furious-democrats-want-former-president/
45012   Ceffer   2025 Apr 22, 12:27pm  

Was Jesus an alien? There are many who believe so.

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