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Black Santa Claus only steals the kids' bikes but leaves EBT chits.

AmFest HS so far:

1. The Pretty Girl that everybody likes opened the event.
2. The nerdy teacher came in and told everybody about truth and to beware logical fallacies.
3. When he left, the mean girl, the rich kid, and the homeless guy bitched about the teacher saying "Most people agree..." and mocking his out-of-date style.

I'm so old I remember when WS Gangs were tough and scary even to the most hardened cops.

Now, they're looking for their Lucky Charms dressed as Tapper the Wild West Bartender.


Eventually Groypers will realize their screen distance is what stops them from being slapped more often. IRL hits different.