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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,189,771 views  42,840 comments

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42721   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2025 Jan 14, 8:00pm  

Ceffer says





Originally, the guy (Kenneth Johnson) behind this pitched the miniseries as being about a fascist takeover of America. No science fiction at all.

But the NBC execs replied, "You crazy? Nobody in America will believe that. Make it about aliens or something."


42722   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 10:48pm  

The Lacerta Files

https://www.luisprada.com/the_lacerta_files/

The Lacerta Files pdf

"Answer: As you could see with your own eyes, I’m not a human being like you and to be honest I’m no real mammal (despite my partly mammal-like body features, which are a result of evolution.) I’m a female reptile being, belonging to a very old reptilian race. We are the native terrans and we live on that planet since millions of years. We are mentioned in your religious writings like your Christian Bible and many of the ancient human tribes were aware of our presence and worshipped us as gods, for example the Egyptians and the Inca and many other old tribes. Your Christian religion has misunderstood our role in your creation, so we are mentioned as “evil serpent” in your writings. This is wrong. Your race was genetically engineered by aliens and we were just the more or less passive visitors of this accelerated evolution process. You must know (some of your scientists have already supposed this) that your species had evolved in a naturally completely impossible speed within just 2 – 3 millions of years. This is absolutely impossible, because evolution is a much slower process if it’s natural but you have not understood this. Your creation was artificial and done by genetic engineering, but not by us but by an alien species. If you ask me, if I’m an extraterrestrial, I must answer no. We are native terrans. We had and have some colonies in the solar system, but we originate on this planet. It’s in fact our planet and not yours – it was never yours."
42723   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 11:08pm  

That's the spirit.

42725   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 11:22pm  

Just another summation of the obvious.
42735   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2025 Jan 15, 4:15pm  

New trolling procedure:

1) Create a RedNote account. RedNote is China's app where all the TikTok refugees are fleeing to.
2) Post this Pic.



3) See what happens.

https://www.reuters.com/technology/chinas-rednote-what-you-need-know-about-app-tiktok-users-are-flocking-2025-01-15/
42739   Ceffer   2025 Jan 15, 4:56pm  

No more sitting duck for Trump.

42741   RWSGFY   2025 Jan 15, 8:30pm  

Ceffer says







And Nicole Cook knows shit about fires and cars exactly how?
42748   REpro   2025 Jan 16, 6:25am  

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/watch-spacex-exquisitely-set-free-a-pair-of-moon-landers-in-space/ar-AA1xgb6P?pc=HCTS

Ispace's new Hakuto-R mission is the company's second attempt to get on the moon, after its first uncrewed lander ran out of fuel and crashed on the lunar surface in April 2023.
Landing on the moon remains onerous. The moon's exosphere provides virtually no drag to slow a spacecraft down as it approaches the ground. Furthermore, there are no GPS systems on the moon to help guide a craft to its landing spot. Engineers have to compensate for that from 239,000 miles away.

Current preparing to send astronauts on the moon just slowly unveiling painful truth about fake landing.
42757   Ceffer   2025 Jan 16, 5:22pm  

DOGEWontAmountToShit says





One history revision states that the girl was pregnant with Ted's child. He took a different route than usual and CIA agents were waiting to stop the car. The CIA agents killed her and put her in the back seat and rolled the car in the water. They doused Ted to make it look like he was wet and climbed out of the car.

Ted did not know they intended to kill Mary Jo, he thought they were only going to intimidate her, and the whole thing was a staged event. Of course, they turned on him to wreck his image.
42758   Ceffer   2025 Jan 16, 6:32pm  

It would give me a lot of confidence in Trump if he would acknowledge: 1. The use of avatars, body doubles and masked imposters openly and openly identify those who are using them, even himself 2. Acknowledge the reality of space and land based energy and weather weapons being openly used against the population 3. Reveal all of the false flags of the past and present histories. Rip the bandaids off and it go where it will go.

Is there some kind of 'understanding' that keeps the use of these unacknowledged? If we are being attacked from our 'own base' at Area 51 with these weapons, especially to burn down and redevelop California, we have a right to know, much less expect protection and action from the military.

I know that Trump tries to tell the truth, but he usually caves to the demons of imposed public consciousness (true or false) and tries to work around it more than educate about it.
42760   Ceffer   2025 Jan 16, 7:22pm  

Trump cracks me up.

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