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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,067,463 views  41,327 comments

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42   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 21, 6:55am  

Anyone besides me find it Odd that Marcus equates Liberal intrigue and dishonesty as "Political Humor"?

You're a Riot Marcus, a first rate Riot!
43   Onvacation   2019 Feb 21, 7:20am  

marcus says
Michelle is a dude

No. She's just a big manly woman.
45   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 21, 7:38am  

Onvacation says
No. She's just a big manly woman.


Did you just Vaguely hint a Gender for Mike Obama?
46   anonymous   2019 Feb 21, 2:12pm  

George Carlin - White Fascist America

www.youtube.com/embed/vHn9AWYU0Hg
47   Onvacation   2019 Feb 22, 7:33am  

marcus says
becasue his ignorant

Yep.
49   porkchopXpress   2019 Feb 24, 2:45pm  

marcus says
The Wall is just a campaign promise, becasue his ignorant base loves that kind of talk it's not like they are in touch with reality.
How do you know this? Didn't Trump follow the advice of experts in DHS and Border Patrol?
53   HeadSet   2019 Feb 24, 7:01pm  

marcus says


????? Totally different subjects. More on point would be comparing nutcase Hasson with the nutcase who shot up the Republican ball practice.

Irony is Kamala Harris finally admitting about the Jussie Smollette fake attack story, but then immediately go smoozing with Jessie Jackson of the Tawana Brawley fake attack story.
54   GNL   2019 Feb 24, 7:39pm  

marcus says

How come only whites can be found/charges guilty of committing hate crimes? Racism much?
55   CBOEtrader   2019 Feb 25, 6:55am  

marcus says


Trump pro gay marriage in the 80's. HRC and Obama anti gay marriage until 2012.

Tell me more about Trump being against gay rights.
61   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Feb 26, 6:28pm  

This thread highlights the bubble of delusion lives in.
63   Onvacation   2019 Feb 27, 6:18am  

jazz_music says

Did you mean Clinton?
64   HeadSet   2019 Feb 27, 6:41am  

jazz_music says


Something else Johnson said:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lbj-voting-democratic/

Snopes tries to disprove the source, but too many people saying they overheard similar, so they call the exact quote "unproven."
65   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 27, 6:43am  

jazz_music says


You don't even know who you are posting. That's Roger Waters, he was thrown out of Pink Floyd for being the world's biggest Asshole.
Now I know why.
66   Heraclitusstudent   2019 Feb 27, 4:54pm  

jazz_music says


It's more simple than that:
68   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 28, 5:06am  

That towelhead cunt doesn't have enough brown on the pantone chart to be pulling her Racist reverse Racism Shit.
Cummings is a Fucking loser idiot and an asshole, Mark Meadows let both of these Pathetic Losers off the Hook. She was trying to invoke the Race Card because that's all sorry sacks of shit Liberals have got. They got absolutely nothing just like that pathetic waste of time that hearing was yesterday, a show paid for by Hillary Clinton and put on by Lanny Davis. God Democrats are sorry Losers.

What lack of respect Democrats have for black people. They think they are not human, they are only poltical fodder for them to use chew up and discard as THEY see fit.
Calling a black witness a Black Token Fuck you sorry ass Bitches is what I would have told Cummings and the Fucking Shit smelling Towelhead commie cunt.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/02/fireworks-mark-meadows-hurls-racism-charge-back-at-radical-rep-rashida-tlaib-for-accusing-female-black-trump-employee-of-being-a-prop-video/
69   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 28, 10:27am  

marcus says


Sorry Marcus the Liberal Stooges the Commie Cockbites need are getting more sophisticated than to blindly take the Liberals narrative talking points.

I cut lose this morning around 6 black coworkers this morning and they were all in agreement. People are sick of Scumbag Creepy Commie Democrats.

I had to whisper in the shadows just two years ago. Now I've got black coworkers giving me their take on what went down yesterday. They thought Cummings was way off.
They thought Cummings minced words for Talib to save her from her moronic Race baiting rant. They themselves said it was racist for Talib to call her a token black.
And I this is my thought now, Mark Meadows should have never let Cumming Mansplain away Talib and save her from being thrown off her committee.

If I were Meadows I would have said Bullshit Cummings we're friends but how dare you diminish the intent of the dishonest Racist shit Talib just pulled. It's got to stop and I'll be damned if I'll Allow you to spin it with damage control so it can continue.
70   porkchopXpress   2019 Feb 28, 9:23pm  

All these Left wing memes are honestly not funny. It's kinda sad because the ones about AOC, Bernie, etc. are often hilarious. I do feel bad for the Left.
71   Reality   2019 Mar 1, 12:31am  

jazz_music says


Clinton was doing a female subordinate while in public office . . . i.e. fitting the very definition of abuse of power on top of sexual harassment

Trump was a private citizen, and the affair took place when Trump neither held public office nor had any supervisory power over the women

The two are not at all comparable. Surprising that the #MeToo movement hasn't taught the difference.
72   Reality   2019 Mar 1, 12:37am  

marcus says


After having started her career by literally whoring herself to Willie Brown (and getting paid in public funds), Karmala Harris has not only kept her Senate seat, but also now running for President!
73   Reality   2019 Mar 1, 12:46am  

jazz_music says


The answers are trivial:

1. He and/or his wife have jobs or own businesses that make much more than his Senator's pay. Not every senator is a jobless loser like Obama was. In fact, people who have higher paying jobs before becoming politicians tend to be less easily bought and paid for . . . as their buy-out threshold would be higher.

2. Investment income. e.g. Apple stock appreciated much more than 800% during that same decade.
74   AD   2019 Mar 1, 1:59am  

Willie Browns ex girlfriend for President in 2020
75   AD   2019 Mar 1, 2:00am  

I rather have a billionaire become President than have a President become a multimillionaire or billionaire.
76   Tenpoundbass   2019 Mar 1, 4:49am  

Marcus the issue is to sophisticated for a partisan Liberal like yourself to understand. That's OK! IF you did understand politics to begin with, you wouldn't be a Democrat.
But being ignorant can be fun too! I know but you want to be sophisticated, perhaps someday you'll wake up and understand Liberalism is a deadend road.
77   Onvacation   2019 Mar 1, 6:19am  

Reality says

1. He and/or his wife have jobs or own businesses that make much more than his Senator's pay. Not every senator is a jobless loser like Obama was. In fact, people who have higher paying jobs before becoming politicians tend to be less easily bought and paid for . . . as their buy-out threshold would be higher.

2. Investment income. e.g. Apple stock appreciate much more than 800% during that same decade.

3. Legalized insider trading for congress people.

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