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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,184,739 views  42,725 comments

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42707   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 8:58am  

Trump is getting out from under the Vatican/IRS IMF Babylonian debt racket. The Vatican is attempting revenge because he will cut off their vampire vig from the victim Republic.

42712   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 9:41am  

I bet they stole all the tampons in the men's rooms before they were taken down.

42713   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 10:33am  

Six more days is an eternity, especially when you know their major motherfuckeries are still pending. That Congressional confirmation process went WAY too smoothly. That wasn't going to be the venue of their planned atrocities and treasons.

With the scale and speed of the scalar weapons warfare in LA, decapitation strike at the inauguration is next on the agenda. Trump needs to swear in elsewhere and keep his cabinet scattered. Re-enter DC with extreme caution.
42714   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 11:12am  

"His penis was like a vile, possessed distorted and diseased eel spitting alien eggs. It had little teeth that bit chunks off my cervix. It was like something out of a Hieronymus Bosch nightmare. My groupie duty cycle was overwhelmed."

42715   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 11:14am  

Have to make room for the revamped suitcase nukes to blow Trump to smithereens and blame it on the Iranians.

https://t.me/TheCatturd/4236
42716   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 11:17am  

Maybe she's a horse/Walz chimera.

42717   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 1:23pm  

All of that psych bullshit from the Freud forward wound up being weaponized by Tavistock to allow the psychopathic elites to control and steer the populations, not actually do anything for mental health. Much of what psychology preaches is baloney manipulation: social propaganda by another name. You could state that 'mental health' is irrelevant to the schemes. They want 'mental health' to be granted and taken away at their pleasure and politics. It's a good thing that they have limited insights as parasites evaluating a prey.

42718   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 1:30pm  

One would hopium. This crap has been dangled so long, it feels like a sclerotic nut.
42721   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2025 Jan 14, 8:00pm  

Ceffer says





Originally, the guy (Kenneth Johnson) behind this pitched the miniseries as being about a fascist takeover of America. No science fiction at all.

But the NBC execs replied, "You crazy? Nobody in America will believe that. Make it about aliens or something."


42722   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 10:48pm  

The Lacerta Files

https://www.luisprada.com/the_lacerta_files/

The Lacerta Files pdf

"Answer: As you could see with your own eyes, I’m not a human being like you and to be honest I’m no real mammal (despite my partly mammal-like body features, which are a result of evolution.) I’m a female reptile being, belonging to a very old reptilian race. We are the native terrans and we live on that planet since millions of years. We are mentioned in your religious writings like your Christian Bible and many of the ancient human tribes were aware of our presence and worshipped us as gods, for example the Egyptians and the Inca and many other old tribes. Your Christian religion has misunderstood our role in your creation, so we are mentioned as “evil serpent” in your writings. This is wrong. Your race was genetically engineered by aliens and we were just the more or less passive visitors of this accelerated evolution process. You must know (some of your scientists have already supposed this) that your species had evolved in a naturally completely impossible speed within just 2 – 3 millions of years. This is absolutely impossible, because evolution is a much slower process if it’s natural but you have not understood this. Your creation was artificial and done by genetic engineering, but not by us but by an alien species. If you ask me, if I’m an extraterrestrial, I must answer no. We are native terrans. We had and have some colonies in the solar system, but we originate on this planet. It’s in fact our planet and not yours – it was never yours."
42723   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 11:08pm  

That's the spirit.

42725   Ceffer   2025 Jan 14, 11:22pm  

Just another summation of the obvious.

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