patrick.net

Boy, you can say this again. History is now a mystery again, much stranger than the palaver we were 'taught'.

Covid Scamdemic was a replay of the Spanish Flu pandemic and for the same exact reasons.

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.

A bird in the hand is now worth nothing.

Betting dollars to donuts is a winning proposition.

I paid $8 for a Carl's Jr. $6 burger.

Your thoughts are not worth a penny.

Getting paid peanuts is worth more.

I had to sell my car for gas money.

"To serve the useless eaters. Medium rare, that is, unless the bombs are nuclear then well done is the order of the day."