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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,148,202 views  42,272 comments

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15868   stereotomy   2022 May 23, 5:55pm  

Patrick says




Technically, they're correct, but Jefferson was one of the founders of the Democratic Republican Party, which ultimately was the antecedent of the Democratic Party.

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Democratic-Republican-Party
15872   Ceffer   2022 May 24, 1:46am  

Uh, about that 40 billion: you'll get 6 billion, Ukrainian Frens, but it will be in the form of Babylonian debt slavery. You're welcome. That'll get you by until Russia kills the last remaining Ukie soldiers in Donbas. We'll be expecting your entire grain reserves in those recently reflagged to USA ships.
https://t.me/asbmil/1586
15873   RWSGFY   2022 May 24, 5:42am  

Ceffer says

Uh, about that 40 billion: you'll get 6 billion, Ukrainian Frens, but it will be in the form of Babylonian debt slavery. You're welcome. That'll get you by until Russia kills the last remaining Ukie soldiers in Donbas. We'll be expecting your entire grain reserves in those recently reflagged to USA ships.
https://t.me/asbmil/1586


Russia is so low-IQ now that even their supposedly best and brightest don't understand the concept of lend-lease.

PS. Why Americans resort to reading incoherent rumblings of some low-IQ fascist cunts in order to understand their own legislation instead of just reading it for themselves is a mystery.

PPS. Does that "Volodin" creature even exist IRL? Have anybody bothered to check if his LinkedIn page is up? Because if it's not...
15876   Bd6r   2022 May 24, 10:10am  

15877   Bd6r   2022 May 24, 10:11am  

15878   Bd6r   2022 May 24, 10:12am  

15879   Ceffer   2022 May 24, 11:29am  

LOL! Globalists/Obama/Dems are the fathers and financiers of ISIS. Bush is their kissing cousin. Another false flag Reichstag fire to garner sympathy?
"This assassination attempt means that the DHS needs to incarcerate 50 million Americans in gulags for terrorist intentions. Sign on the dotted line to give up your rights today for SAFETY." Of course, if Shrubby were ass-ass-inated, it would be poetic justice and nobody would miss the Skull and Bones traitor.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/13551
15885   Onvacation   2022 May 24, 2:19pm  

Kick her in the balls!

15886   Eric Holder   2022 May 24, 3:55pm  

The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
15887   Eric Holder   2022 May 24, 3:56pm  

HunterTits says





THEY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT GROW TITS NOW!
15888   richwicks   2022 May 24, 3:59pm  

Eric Holder says

The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.



Most likely bullshit. Post links.
15889   Eric Holder   2022 May 24, 5:34pm  

richwicks says

Eric Holder says

The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.



Most likely bullshit. Post links.


Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
15890   richwicks   2022 May 24, 5:35pm  

Eric Holder says
richwicks says

Eric Holder says

The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.



Most likely bullshit. Post links.


Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?


Look, it's easy to post bullshit. Back it up. Post links.

Our "news" media constantly makes false claims, as far as I'm concerned, you are just repeating them.

Post links.
15891   Eric Holder   2022 May 24, 5:36pm  

richwicks says

Eric Holder says
richwicks says

Eric Holder says

The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.



Most likely bullshit. Post links.


Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?


Look, it's easy to post bullshit. Back it up.


Found the link: https://www.heaven.org/news/heaven-applied-for-nato-membership-following-russian-announcement

See, it's was not hard to find.
15892   richwicks   2022 May 24, 7:24pm  

Eric Holder says

Found the link: https://www.heaven.org/news/heaven-applied-for-nato-membership-following-russian-announcement

See, it's was not hard to find.


HEAVEN.ORG ?

Also - the link does not load. I've tried a few ways.

I discount what you write because you are too easily duped by obvious propaganda, or you actively promote it.
15893   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 May 24, 9:00pm  

Eric Holder says

The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.



And instantly Northrop Grumman "Defensive" missiles were setup on heavens borders and few military bases monitoring for presence of Muslim extremists, parents against CRT, and people who question Biden election win or vaccines. Defensive missiles are special types of missiles, they refuse to fly offensively, it's kind of magical like that explained Northrop Grumman CEO to the skeptical heaven dwellers. Although they were skeptical at first, they went along with it because he said it so convincingly.
15894   Patrick   2022 May 24, 9:06pm  

richwicks says
you are too easily duped by obvious propaganda, or you actively promote it.


C'mon, that's getting personal.
15895   RWSGFY   2022 May 24, 9:49pm  

personal
15896   richwicks   2022 May 24, 9:57pm  

RWSGFY says
Dude, are you clinically retarded?

Serious question, not an attempt to insult.


Of course it's an insult.

I have a my IP address, a VPN, Tor, and access to 3 other machines I'm not going to bother with.

It's inaccessible.

RWSGFY says
Because asking for links to fact check a joke and then getting all worked up when presented with heaven.org is as Special Olympics as it gets.


Site is down.

I'm want serious discussion, not just stupidity. Stop promoting another fucking war. It's just getting people killed. Men, women, and children. Ukraine can't win against a nuclear power, this entire bullshit is to hopefully weaken Russia, but what is most important is the kickbacks and bribes from "aid". That's all of our fucking wars. Eisenhower warned us about this:


original link


This is just a bunch of sociopaths being parasites on humanity. If you think that is funny, fuck you. War is a racket.
15897   Ceffer   2022 May 24, 11:14pm  

Rachel's my name, and RAGE is my game!
15899   gabbar   2022 May 25, 5:00am  

She certainly knows how meat tastes, don't she?
15900   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 May 25, 8:48am  

Bush Jr. pranked - thinks he's speaking with Zelenski over zoom:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XikI_5_8zHI

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