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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,150,584 views  42,297 comments

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17184   Bd6r   2022 Jul 23, 11:05am  

17185   Bd6r   2022 Jul 23, 11:06am  

17187   richwicks   2022 Jul 23, 5:03pm  

RWSGFY says





This is so ridiculous. Russia could simply end energy exports.

In Holland, there are massive protests from farmers against their own government stopping them from using nitrogen fertilizer. The west is attacking their own citizens. Yeah, there is a war, but it's not between Russia and "The West" - the western government is at war with its own citizens.

This is why illegal immigration isn't stopped, there's been several food processing facilities destroyed, the Biden administration has closed down pipelines for oil and gas, and at the same time is exporting energy from the strategic oil reserve.

Not saying Putin is a "good guy", he's not, but he's not a traitor to his population. We have traitors to our population. Those are our leaders. Haven't you realized this yet?

We're being dragged into a war in Ukraine which has NOTHING to do with us, why? So the assholes that seized control of the United States and now control it can launder money by putting the bill on us through borrowing from the Federal Reserve?

We don't have foreign enemies, we have domestic ones. How can you not see this? Whatever the result in Ukraine is, what does it have to do with us? Nothing, but you're obsessed with it, and you're more than willing to allow a kid sniffing pedophile pervert to send 10's of billions of dollars for that war, and you know he's corrupt as shit. Do you honestly think the criminal syndicate that runs the United States gives a SHIT about this war, other than how they can use it to enrich themselves?

The Ukraine war, it's nothing but a distraction for STUPID Americans to focus on. We need to concentrate on our own enemies, and they are domestic.
17194   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 12:45pm  

Bead blasters look like good monkey pox enemas.
17197   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 10:54pm  

Is there a competition for the best Trumpian bon mot not actually uttered by Trump? I think Matt Gaetz would be a contender.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/71850
17198   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 10:57pm  

Obviously, Chomsky has demonstrated that he doesn't know, either, so I guess you would call that a level playing field.
17199   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 11:00pm  

When you don't have the facts, than bullhorn the starkers delusional while you get your parachute and go-bag stuffed with diamonds ready for bail out.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/71861
17201   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 11:08pm  

Current diversity press yodeler denies that Joe Biden has given several children monkey pox virus already:
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/20287
17203   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 11:37pm  

"Let's not forget Operation Northwoods & Agent Orange"
17204   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 25, 12:27am  

Ceffer says

Obviously, Chomsky has demonstrated that he doesn't know, either, so I guess you would call that a level playing field.

Chomsky's "Libertarian Socialism" quickly disappeared when it came to COVID shots. Or considering the Cambodian Killing Fields reports impartially.
17205   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 12:40am  

Retarded Ukrainian Intelligence (CIA) attempted double cross turns into Russian triple cross with airfields identified and bombed:
https://t.me/asbmil/3270
17206   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 1:05am  

Wears a dress, shrieks insanely for minutes, apologizes for being on his period, and ends statement with "praise Moloch". Cool.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/71880
17207   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 1:13am  

Russians politely ask if there is a way to distinguish between the duds and the working rockets so they don't have to waste so much anti rocket fire. Told ya they should have sold that lot on the black market.
https://t.me/asbmil/3273
17208   zzyzzx   2022 Jul 25, 10:29am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-calls-obama-to-wish-him-a-speedy-recovery-after-hearing-the-president-has-covid

Joe Biden Calls Obama To Wish Him A Speedy Recovery After Hearing The President Has COVID
17210   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 11:54am  

News Flash: President Biden attacked by silicon eating pathogen, and doesn't look like President Biden any more.
17211   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:01pm  

Poor Antifa. World criminal enterprise intelligence agency bucks and laundering sources drying up? Soros paychecks getting scarce? Feeling those 'under the wheels of the bus' useless idiot blues? Is FBI going to engage in some token enforcements hoping for exonerated concentration camp guard status? Damming up fiat dollars from the stock market manipulations, Afghanistan opium trade, Ukrainian money laundering, trafficking, etc. seems to have had some effect. They have to pick and choose their battles instead of dumping endless fiat money on all of them. Now, the apparatchiks are trying to don virtue signaling camouflage to avoid the heat? One would hopium. Thank you, Vlad
https://t.me/drawandstrikechannel/48986
17212   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:09pm  

LOL! Be offended, beeyatches!
17213   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:12pm  

Did Biden Actor's voice go deeper a register or two? He's lying in a lower tone now.
17214   richwicks   2022 Jul 25, 2:14pm  

Ceffer says

Poor Antifa. World criminal enterprise intelligence agency bucks and laundering sources drying up? Soros paychecks getting scarce? Feeling those 'under the wheels of the bus' useless idiot blues? Is FBI going to engage in some token enforcements hoping for exonerated concentration camp guard status? Damming up fiat dollars from the stock market manipulations, Afghanistan opium trade, Ukrainian money laundering, trafficking, etc. seems to have had some effect. They have to pick and choose their battles instead of dumping endless fiat money on all of them. Now, the apparatchiks are trying to don virtue signaling camouflage to avoid the heat? One would hopium. Thank you, Vlad


Antifa is the fucking FIB - this is just "the FIB isn't just a criminal organization that has betrayed the constitution! REALLY"

At BEST this is a limited hangout, what I suspect this is, is a false story to make you believe that the FIB isn't just a criminal organization within a larger criminal syndicate. If ONE person goes to jail and for a significant amount of time, limited hangout - and it will be a low level, mentally challenged dupe.
17215   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:43pm  

Pope apologizes? WTF? POPES DON'T APOLOGIZE! Probably sipping baby's blood from under the podium during breaks.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/15656
17216   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:57pm  

They apprehended the perp, and they are releasing him tomorrow morning with better weapons and more ammo.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/15658
17217   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 25, 4:12pm  

Ceffer says

Did Biden Actor's voice go deeper a register or two? He's lying in a lower tone now.


I was thinking the same thing. He already sounds feeble, if his voice is hoarse from being sick. His voice would be more feeble.
Even if he was speaking in a low tone voice, you would expect to hear high squeaks on some vowels, and losing his voice on some consonants.
He actually sounds like someone with a Barry White voice hitting on all cylinders. Something awfwy scwuey awound here.
17218   Patrick   2022 Jul 25, 4:15pm  

richwicks says

the fucking FIB


Lol, I love this term because it describes the FBI perfectly.
17219   Bd6r   2022 Jul 25, 4:51pm  

17220   Bd6r   2022 Jul 25, 4:52pm  

17221   Bd6r   2022 Jul 25, 4:52pm  

17222   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 5:56pm  

Fake Jizzlaine moved to plushy Club Fed 'low security' facility. It will probably be easier to fake cide her in one way or another there.
17223   richwicks   2022 Jul 25, 6:00pm  

Ceffer says

They apprehended the perp, and they are releasing him tomorrow morning with better weapons and more ammo.


According to the link, the perpetrator is dead:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11046671/Several-dead-Canadian-mass-shooting-CBC-reports.html

Two homeless men killed and two others wounded in 'targeted' shooting at multiple locations in British Columbia: Suspect killed after confrontation with police

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