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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,141,752 views  42,192 comments

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17628   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 16, 5:36am  

Onvacation says

pool shark


I grew up saying "Card Shark", "Pool Shark" ect.
Then since 2000 anyway, I hear it's most always called "Card Sharp" or "Pool Sharp".
17629   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 16, 5:44am  

RC2006 says




I don't know what's the big deal, I remember seeing a "Do not tread on me" license plate at the Tag Agency, when I got plates for my first vehicle I owned in Florida, way back in the mid 80's. It stuck in my mind, because I thought it was a cool plate, and something that not everyone had. But after inquiring, it cost an extra hundred bucks to have a custom license plate. I didn't get one.

Ron just brought them back.
17632   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 10:47am  

Egads, another fucking fake Biden Actor? Where are they cranking these guys out? Are those the hands of an old man?
17633   Eric Holder   2022 Aug 16, 10:52am  

Ceffer says




Meh, you can drive or walk to Tijuana without papers at any moment.
17634   richwicks   2022 Aug 16, 10:55am  

Ceffer says

Egads, another fucking fake Biden Actor? Where are they cranking these guys out? Are those the hands of an old man?


It's most likely photoshop. Pictures mean nothing today.
17635   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 11:41am  

Rouge's gallery of Nazis, Intel Manchurian, Dynastic, and captive peanut farmer.
https://t.me/drawandstrikechannel/51031


17636   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 11:48am  

Judge Reinhart, LOL! Will he be sniffing Melania's captured panties from the bench, or jacking off under his robes to Epstein pedo porn?
https://t.me/drawandstrikechannel/51058
17638   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 11:56am  

What was it about the word 'captured' that you did not understand? They are like infants playing with their own poo.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/16763
17639   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 11:58am  

California was the first to fall to full bore election fraud and Soros fecal impaction capture in 2006 after Nevada, and will likely be the last to cure itself, if ever:
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/16765
17640   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 3:54pm  

Plot thickens some more. All the spy crap also spies on the spies.
https://t.me/greatreject/40541

https://t.me/greatreject/40542
17646   HeadSet   2022 Aug 16, 5:07pm  

Tenpoundbass says

RC2006 says





I don't know what's the big deal, I remember seeing a "Do not tread on me" license plate at the Tag Agency, when I got plates for my first vehicle I owned in Florida, way back in the mid 80's. It stuck in my mind, because I thought it was a cool plate, and something that not everyone had. But after inquiring, it cost an extra hundred bucks to have a custom license plate. I didn't get one.

Ron just brought them back.

This is a current available Virginia Plate:

17647   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 16, 5:31pm  

Tenpoundbass says

RC2006 says





I don't know what's the big deal, I remember seeing a "Do not tread on me" license plate at the Tag Agency, when I got plates for my first vehicle I owned in Florida, way back in the mid 80's. It stuck in my mind, because I thought it was a cool plate, and something that not everyone had. But after inquiring, it cost an extra hundred bucks to have a custom license plate. I didn't get one.

Ron just brought them back.


Wow, $100? Even money-grabbing CA whores charge $40 for a custom plate per year, IIRC.
17648   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 6:15pm  

Yup, they done kilt her. Nobody who saw her before this said she was in any kind of bad state, she was buying a wig in Venice, for Crisesakes. Since we have gone Third World, maybe the CIA should put her head on a pike on Hollywood Blvd. as a warning to any other actor crusaders getting bright ideas. Wound up being a horrifying and extended death.
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/30059
17649   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 6:36pm  

Well, Mommies are often unwell and insane, too, luck of the Darwinian draw!
17651   REpro   2022 Aug 16, 9:54pm  

17652   AmericanKulak   2022 Aug 16, 10:12pm  

Ceffer says

Well, Mommies are often unwell and insane, too, luck of the Darwinian draw!


High T, low E is a joy. It's like Life on Easy Mode.

That being said, that lady is f*cked up.
17653   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 10:36pm  

AmericanKulak says

That being said, that lady is f*cked up.

You think if she wanted to be a man, she would enjoy playing with her own tits and plumbing.
17654   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 11:10pm  

He had a lot of practice at home.
17657   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 2:55am  

Ceffer says

He had a lot of practice at home.



I think I have a good rule of thumb which is QUICK AND LAZY on who you should and should not vote for.

If a politician won't allow public discourse on their campaign material they put on the Internet, don't vote for them.

Liz Cheney wouldn't allow it: https://www.youtube.com/c/RepLizCheney/videos
Harriet Hageman would: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0o9jJt3BcWxes29hYZSsWg/videos

I mean, in a democratic republic, why should you vote for somebody who actively refuses to hear from the public?

You couldn't comment on Hillary Clinton's videos, you can't comment on either Biden or Harris. You COULD with Trump. If they don't want to hear from the public, or at least PRETEND they want to hear from the public, don't let them into office.
17658   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 17, 7:25am  

Just for the record, although I'll be glad the Cheney Dynasty has been EXPUNGED and extricated out of Washington by the live action Sandy Squirrel from Sponge Bob Square pants. I just for the record, when Harriet Hageman gets in there and does and says Moonbat shit crazy shit. I wouldn't be surprised. I mean if Harriet was running against Sarah Huckabee Sanders. We all know that the conservative media would be making Harriet out to be the crazy lady on the ticket.

I'm glad she won, but she just seems way off. I hope I'm wrong. She looks the part that would get in there then then do a complete 180, and go for every Gay ass Child grooming, race pandering thing the Democrats would throw her way. She dresses like a Black Civil Rights panderer. Let's say I hope I'm wrong.
17660   mell   2022 Aug 17, 7:58am  

Think it's a positive to have someone like Hageman, even if she will go crazy on a few topics. You need some of the same female energy riding partially on "feelz" to combat the leftoid marxists. Womynz across the US need to see that you can be a strong womyn doing good on the other side, channeling your inner wildebeest. Fact is this fight against the leftoids cannot be won completely without womynz anymore
17661   Patrick   2022 Aug 17, 8:31am  

Babylon Bee paid article headlines:


Dick Cheney Claims Liz's Opponent In Primaries Has Obtained WMDs
Aug 6, 2022 | GreenLanternMD

Hunter Biden Now Atop The FBI's Least Wanted List
Aug 14, 2022 | Elburaiano

GOP Leadership Vigorously Pushes For Only 86,000 New IRS Agents
Aug 11, 2022 | Stefan Banach

DoJ Will Release Entire Search Warrant As Soon As It Is Written
Aug 15, 2022 | Hoople
17664   Ceffer   2022 Aug 17, 12:54pm  

"🇨🇳🇺🇲 The Chinese Foreign Ministry ridiculed the seven "exploits" of the United States

The photo shows several conflicts in which Washington has been directly involved. These included the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Korean and Vietnam Wars, the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan, the military campaign in Pakistan, and the Yugoslav conflict."

I can see we have really impressed them with our freedom and justice for all.

Gee, I always thought we had them fooled about 9/11.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/70737
17665   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 12:56pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Just for the record, although I'll be glad the Cheney Dynasty has been EXPUNGED and extricated out of Washington by the live action Sandy Squirrel from Sponge Bob Square pants. I just for the record, when Harriet Hageman gets in there and does and says Moonbat shit crazy shit.


It's only "better the devil you know than the devil you don't" when the devil you know is literally the fucking devil.

If Hageman is a nut, she'll last one term and will be covered by our BS media as a nutcase for the entire time. That's better than having Liz Cheney being presented as any sort of representatives of republican voters.
17666   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 1:11pm  

Ceffer says

"🇨🇳🇺🇲 The Chinese Foreign Ministry ridiculed the seven "exploits" of the United States

The photo shows several conflicts in which Washington has been directly involved. These included the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Korean and Vietnam Wars, the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan, the military campaign in Pakistan, and the Yugoslav conflict."

I can see we have really impressed them with our freedom and justice for all.

Gee, I always thought we had them fooled about 9/11.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/70737


Goddamn, that's for real:

https://twitter.com/zlj517/status/1559530185686675457

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhao_Lijian

And that's definitely him, not a farce account. It's a verified account and same name in Chinese characters.
17667   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 17, 1:13pm  

Ceffer says




All shitholes went underwater? THANK YOU GLOBAL WARMING!

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