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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,132,528 views  42,156 comments

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17646   HeadSet   2022 Aug 16, 5:07pm  

Tenpoundbass says

RC2006 says





I don't know what's the big deal, I remember seeing a "Do not tread on me" license plate at the Tag Agency, when I got plates for my first vehicle I owned in Florida, way back in the mid 80's. It stuck in my mind, because I thought it was a cool plate, and something that not everyone had. But after inquiring, it cost an extra hundred bucks to have a custom license plate. I didn't get one.

Ron just brought them back.

This is a current available Virginia Plate:

17647   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 16, 5:31pm  

Tenpoundbass says

RC2006 says





I don't know what's the big deal, I remember seeing a "Do not tread on me" license plate at the Tag Agency, when I got plates for my first vehicle I owned in Florida, way back in the mid 80's. It stuck in my mind, because I thought it was a cool plate, and something that not everyone had. But after inquiring, it cost an extra hundred bucks to have a custom license plate. I didn't get one.

Ron just brought them back.


Wow, $100? Even money-grabbing CA whores charge $40 for a custom plate per year, IIRC.
17648   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 6:15pm  

Yup, they done kilt her. Nobody who saw her before this said she was in any kind of bad state, she was buying a wig in Venice, for Crisesakes. Since we have gone Third World, maybe the CIA should put her head on a pike on Hollywood Blvd. as a warning to any other actor crusaders getting bright ideas. Wound up being a horrifying and extended death.
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/30059
17649   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 6:36pm  

Well, Mommies are often unwell and insane, too, luck of the Darwinian draw!
17651   REpro   2022 Aug 16, 9:54pm  

17652   AmericanKulak   2022 Aug 16, 10:12pm  

Ceffer says

Well, Mommies are often unwell and insane, too, luck of the Darwinian draw!


High T, low E is a joy. It's like Life on Easy Mode.

That being said, that lady is f*cked up.
17653   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 10:36pm  

AmericanKulak says

That being said, that lady is f*cked up.

You think if she wanted to be a man, she would enjoy playing with her own tits and plumbing.
17654   Ceffer   2022 Aug 16, 11:10pm  

He had a lot of practice at home.
17657   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 2:55am  

Ceffer says

He had a lot of practice at home.



I think I have a good rule of thumb which is QUICK AND LAZY on who you should and should not vote for.

If a politician won't allow public discourse on their campaign material they put on the Internet, don't vote for them.

Liz Cheney wouldn't allow it: https://www.youtube.com/c/RepLizCheney/videos
Harriet Hageman would: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0o9jJt3BcWxes29hYZSsWg/videos

I mean, in a democratic republic, why should you vote for somebody who actively refuses to hear from the public?

You couldn't comment on Hillary Clinton's videos, you can't comment on either Biden or Harris. You COULD with Trump. If they don't want to hear from the public, or at least PRETEND they want to hear from the public, don't let them into office.
17658   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 17, 7:25am  

Just for the record, although I'll be glad the Cheney Dynasty has been EXPUNGED and extricated out of Washington by the live action Sandy Squirrel from Sponge Bob Square pants. I just for the record, when Harriet Hageman gets in there and does and says Moonbat shit crazy shit. I wouldn't be surprised. I mean if Harriet was running against Sarah Huckabee Sanders. We all know that the conservative media would be making Harriet out to be the crazy lady on the ticket.

I'm glad she won, but she just seems way off. I hope I'm wrong. She looks the part that would get in there then then do a complete 180, and go for every Gay ass Child grooming, race pandering thing the Democrats would throw her way. She dresses like a Black Civil Rights panderer. Let's say I hope I'm wrong.
17660   mell   2022 Aug 17, 7:58am  

Think it's a positive to have someone like Hageman, even if she will go crazy on a few topics. You need some of the same female energy riding partially on "feelz" to combat the leftoid marxists. Womynz across the US need to see that you can be a strong womyn doing good on the other side, channeling your inner wildebeest. Fact is this fight against the leftoids cannot be won completely without womynz anymore
17661   Patrick   2022 Aug 17, 8:31am  

Babylon Bee paid article headlines:


Dick Cheney Claims Liz's Opponent In Primaries Has Obtained WMDs
Aug 6, 2022 | GreenLanternMD

Hunter Biden Now Atop The FBI's Least Wanted List
Aug 14, 2022 | Elburaiano

GOP Leadership Vigorously Pushes For Only 86,000 New IRS Agents
Aug 11, 2022 | Stefan Banach

DoJ Will Release Entire Search Warrant As Soon As It Is Written
Aug 15, 2022 | Hoople
17664   Ceffer   2022 Aug 17, 12:54pm  

"🇨🇳🇺🇲 The Chinese Foreign Ministry ridiculed the seven "exploits" of the United States

The photo shows several conflicts in which Washington has been directly involved. These included the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Korean and Vietnam Wars, the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan, the military campaign in Pakistan, and the Yugoslav conflict."

I can see we have really impressed them with our freedom and justice for all.

Gee, I always thought we had them fooled about 9/11.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/70737
17665   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 12:56pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Just for the record, although I'll be glad the Cheney Dynasty has been EXPUNGED and extricated out of Washington by the live action Sandy Squirrel from Sponge Bob Square pants. I just for the record, when Harriet Hageman gets in there and does and says Moonbat shit crazy shit.


It's only "better the devil you know than the devil you don't" when the devil you know is literally the fucking devil.

If Hageman is a nut, she'll last one term and will be covered by our BS media as a nutcase for the entire time. That's better than having Liz Cheney being presented as any sort of representatives of republican voters.
17666   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 1:11pm  

Ceffer says

"🇨🇳🇺🇲 The Chinese Foreign Ministry ridiculed the seven "exploits" of the United States

The photo shows several conflicts in which Washington has been directly involved. These included the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Korean and Vietnam Wars, the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan, the military campaign in Pakistan, and the Yugoslav conflict."

I can see we have really impressed them with our freedom and justice for all.

Gee, I always thought we had them fooled about 9/11.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/70737


Goddamn, that's for real:

https://twitter.com/zlj517/status/1559530185686675457

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhao_Lijian

And that's definitely him, not a farce account. It's a verified account and same name in Chinese characters.
17667   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 17, 1:13pm  

Ceffer says




All shitholes went underwater? THANK YOU GLOBAL WARMING!
17668   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 1:24pm  

RWSGFY says

All shitholes went underwater? THANK YOU GLOBAL WARMING!


If that really was the world tomorrow, we'd be fucked.
17669   Eric Holder   2022 Aug 17, 1:28pm  

richwicks says

RWSGFY says


All shitholes went underwater? THANK YOU GLOBAL WARMING!


If that really was the world tomorrow, we'd be fucked.


"... as a citizen of Russia and the head of the Russian state I must ask myself: Why would we want a world without Russia?" -- Vladimir "Pedo" Putler
17671   Ceffer   2022 Aug 17, 2:42pm  

Next best thing to stuffing the ballot box is destroying, altering or invalidating the votes you don't like. A dual prong strategy is in order. Election Fukt California.
17673   Ceffer   2022 Aug 17, 5:46pm  

My wife says Tucker has taken to calling Biden a 'mannequin' "Or whoever he is", which seems to be as close as you can get to saying that the Biden Actor(s) are an imposter.

Another crack in the facade.
17675   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 7:19pm  

mell says


Think it's a positive to have someone like Hageman, even if she will go crazy on a few topics. You need some of the same female energy riding partially on "feelz" to combat the leftoid marxists. Womynz across the US need to see that you can be a strong womyn doing good on the other side, channeling your inner wildebeest. Fact is this fight against the leftoids cannot be won completely without womynz anymore


You're such a fucking sexist pig.

I approve.

Women are different, that are a compliment to men just as we are to them. Most great ideas I think are made from mistakes, and women, they are good at supplying them, and that's not a knock at them.

I hate this new concept that we're not symbiotic but one of us is a parasite.
17676   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 7:20pm  

Ceffer says

My wife says Tucker has taken to calling Biden a 'mannequin' "Or whoever he is", which seems to be as close as you can get to saying that the Biden Actor(s) are an imposter.

Another crack in the facade.


Video, or your wife is fucking with you.
17677   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 7:28pm  

Ceffer says





Yep. Peanut oil is used as a adjuvant in vaccines, it's supposed to stimulate a more robust immune response. The HYPOTHESIS is that peanut oil causes too robust an immune response in some people and from that point forward their body reacts vigorously to peanut oil.

There is (supposedly) some real world evidence for this, in that peanut allergies don't seem to exist in populations that don't use peanut oil as an adjuvant, HOWEVER, sources I read I can't necessarily trust. I consider the possibility I'm being fed horse-shit.

Amish will not take any vaccinations, but I've also HEARD they have a terrifyingly high child mortality rate - if there are no peanut allergies within their community, it's something to at least consider. We should expect that unvaccinated children NEVER have allergies to peanuts or at least, at a vastly reduced rate.

Fucking aggravating as hell as an engineer that we, as a society, won't practice science or even worse yet - the science has been done and determined - and conclusions have been drawn and we're just considered disposable cattle. I think there are people in the know and they consider the wider population cattle because information is withheld from them. If this is the case, we should hunt them down if and when its revealed.
17678   ElYorsh   2022 Aug 17, 9:08pm  

Ceffer says

"I had no idea that Washington DC actually had an annual Summer Retreat for Health and Human Services Executives"

Mam, your baby is about to be born. It's little foot is sticking out.
17681   Ceffer   2022 Aug 18, 12:20pm  

Globalists now advertising for 'A Few Good Traitors And Subversives'. "We can't do it all with just a handful of necon infiltrators in DHS and NSC, with assorted Pentagon stooges. If only we had the American Military, Rome would have but a single neck!"
17682   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 12:06am  

Want to really impress the neighbors? Perineal sun bathing. Of course, I can't imagine the sexual minority who thought this one up. Must be good for those runny monkey pox lesions.

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