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Political Humor Thread

2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 4,382,228 views 46,603 comments

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Tenpoundbass 2022 Oct 7, 9:48am

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Tenpoundbass 2022 Oct 7, 9:53am

Ceffer says

DARPA skin job Twitter back on its haunches in self defense before the midterms:

Well that was certainly one way to get out of Twitters But Hurt Lawsuit.

First they were upset he made an offer on Twitter.
Then when he saw the bots and rejected the bid. Just to "Get Elon" and fuck with him, they brought a lawsuit against him for reneging on his offer.
To which he now turns around and says, you know what, give me the whole shootin' match, I'll buy it all at the original price.
Now they reject his offer, I wonder what that will do to their lawsuit now.

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 10:23am

Tenpoundbass says

I wonder what that will do to their lawsuit now.

Twitter's primary mission is propaganda and misdirection by bot. They want to continue that as long as possible before and into the midterms. It's a delay tactic.

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 10:25am

Is Intel Agency Car-o-Cide going to be a regular thing now , with fleets of computer controlled cars remotely squishing their occupants? They used to wait until they got in planes and crashed the planes.

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Booger 2022 Oct 7, 2:24pm

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Booger 2022 Oct 7, 2:28pm

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 3:22pm

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 3:23pm

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 3:24pm

You know, those guys who always decide stuff in secret because it is so good for us, we shouldn't celebrate too soon.

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 3:25pm

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 3:26pm

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 3:28pm

They actually fact checked this:

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 3:30pm

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 5:46pm

More in the annals of Law DUHHHHH! Didn't take a court room to come to that conclusion.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19048

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 5:50pm

China smuggles half a ton of fentanyl tablets into Virginia after CCP software banished. "These should be nice chasers for the vaccines! You don't like our software, maybe you like fentanyl better. Hah, Hah!"

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19049

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 5:52pm

Biden Actor flees press to helicopter while second Biden Actor stays to answer questions with Thespian senility:

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19041

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 6:00pm

"Konnech CEO Eugene Yu flees Los Angeles after software scandal. Last seen in San Francisco filling out application to become chauffeur for Dianne Feinstein."

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Tenpoundbass 2022 Oct 7, 6:35pm

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Ceffer 2022 Oct 7, 7:05pm

Ouch.

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Patrick 2022 Oct 7, 9:14pm

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Dholliday126 2022 Oct 7, 9:31pm

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Patrick 2022 Oct 7, 10:16pm

OK, it's propaganda, but it's not wrong, and they could have concentrated more on real problems, eg:

Kid gets raped by a tranny in the bathroom , robbed at gunpoint upon deplaning in NY or Chicago, having to take out a loan to fill up the gas tank , burning cities , being ridiculed for being white. This was very mild compared to the truth.

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