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Ceffer
2022 Nov 29, 11:55am
Ceffer
2022 Nov 29, 11:55am
A shooter of tequila and some narcan will straighten those fentanyl overdoses right up so they can keep drinking the rest of the night.
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Patrick
2022 Nov 30, 9:30am
Patrick
2022 Nov 30, 9:30am
https://babylonbee.com/news/anti-science-right-wingers-protest-common-sense-covid-restrictions
SHANGHAI — According to sources, thousands of right-wing, anti-science extremists have converged in Shanghai to protest Chinese President Xi's common sense COVID restrictions.
"These science deniers are extremely dangerous," said CCP Propaganda Minister Yin-Yon Yangalong. "Our benevolent President Xi has locked thousands of people in their homes for several weeks for their own safety. This is a very compassionate and pro-science policy and anyone who questions it is a right-wing bigot."
The minister went on to explain that thousands have already been saved from COVID as they have starved to death or burned to death locked in their own apartments. "After extensive scientific research, we found that dead people are completely safe from being infected with COVID," he said, smiling.
Biden has offered his support to protestors in a public statement, saying: "Come on, man! Flarpjack mibbymufflins! Lardledoo!" The administration, however, quietly pledged support for President Xi, promising they would work with tech companies to silence dissent whenever possible.
At publishing time, Canadian PM Trudeau had also offered to help President Xi, citing his experience with trucker protests.
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Ceffer
2022 Nov 30, 3:07pm
Ceffer
2022 Nov 30, 3:07pm
Guess they are getting desperate for cover stories for their lab generated bioweapons, going back to old sci fi mags for inspiration.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/80750
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/80750
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Patrick
2022 Nov 30, 6:41pm
Patrick
2022 Nov 30, 6:41pm
OMFG! This "reader context" thing is brilliant.
Please, more, MORE!
God bless Elon.
Please, more, MORE!
God bless Elon.
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Ceffer
2022 Nov 30, 11:34pm
Ceffer
2022 Nov 30, 11:34pm
The true narcissist avoids talking about how his/her actions have damaged others, only how he/she got caught and now he/she has to pay a price, feeling sorry for him/herself as if victimized.
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/42473
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/42473
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richwicks
2022 Dec 1, 12:02am
richwicks
2022 Dec 1, 12:02am
Ceffer says
A plane did.
If it didn't, why didn't they just use the plane? They HAD a plane to use. Why use a missile instead?
I hate this stupid conspiracy theory. What do you think they did? Kill all the passengers, and sink the plane in the ocean or repaint it and give it a new number or something?
What exactly was that that hit the Pentagon on 9/11?
A plane did.
If it didn't, why didn't they just use the plane? They HAD a plane to use. Why use a missile instead?
I hate this stupid conspiracy theory. What do you think they did? Kill all the passengers, and sink the plane in the ocean or repaint it and give it a new number or something?
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2022 Dec 1, 8:56am
stereotomy says
the way i read it, it does legalize any 2 people marriage. its just 1 page long, easy to read.
AmericanKulak says
I saw what you did there . . . and yes, it's Fucking Awesome!
the way i read it, it does legalize any 2 people marriage. its just 1 page long, easy to read.
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BayArea
2022 Dec 1, 9:07am
BayArea
2022 Dec 1, 9:07am
Ceffer says
It’s out of this world that we don’t have clear footage of this incident on tape given it’s supposed to be one of the most secure buildings on earth.
This is like 1000x more egregious than Epstein’s camera being off that night.
What exactly was that that hit the Pentagon on 9/11?
It’s out of this world that we don’t have clear footage of this incident on tape given it’s supposed to be one of the most secure buildings on earth.
This is like 1000x more egregious than Epstein’s camera being off that night.
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REpro
2022 Dec 1, 10:14am
REpro
2022 Dec 1, 10:14am
BayArea says
Do you have original link to this?
That something people are waiting for.
Ceffer says
What exactly was that that hit the Pentagon on 9/11?
It’s out of this world that we don’t have clear footage of this incident clearly on tape given it’s supposed to be one of the most secure buildings on earth.
This is like 1000x more egregious than Epstein’s camera being off that night.
Do you have original link to this?
That something people are waiting for.
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