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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,156,328 views  42,355 comments

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20314   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Dec 30, 10:52am  

Hugh_Mongous says

Patrick says



Booger says








I have been replying to every political text with: "All I care about is the prosecution of everyone who imposed vaccine mandates."




Nobody reads your replies. They simply carpet bomb everybody with requests to vote/donate. It's just like Nigerian e-mails: if it works - good, if it doesn't - they just move on.


they reply if you ask questions, i did, got a few replies
20315   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 Dec 30, 11:07am  

I reply with, "I'll vote for X if they help me fund my sex change operation".
20316   Ceffer   2022 Dec 30, 11:21am  

This was on Twitter. Guess the KommieKunt shielding circuits are at least partially down.

20317   Patrick   2022 Dec 30, 11:49am  

just_passing_through says

I reply with, "I'll vote for X if they help me fund my sex change operation".


How about even a little more insane:

"I'll vote for X if they help me fund my third sex change operation."
20318   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 Dec 30, 12:26pm  

Sometimes I mix it up and ask for $ for my kids sex change operation.
20321   Ceffer   2022 Dec 30, 11:06pm  

As if we don't already know.

20324   Ceffer   2022 Dec 31, 10:11am  

Gets better and better, Spook Caper all the way. So, this is the quality and nature of a Stanford law school professor. Spit on the law when it doesn't suit your politics and activism:

https://t.me/drue86/29864

https://teddybrosevelt.substack.com/p/bombshell-sam-bankman-frieds-mother




20325   Ceffer   2022 Dec 31, 10:21am  

Baba WaWa was IHLlary's Witch Sister? LOL! And I always thought she was a mere fame whore.



20326   Ceffer   2022 Dec 31, 4:23pm  

LOL! My wife said that she read that some of Barbara Fried's students said she taught courses on how to get away with crimes.
20327   clambo   2022 Dec 31, 5:42pm  

Baba WaWa rented a house down the beach from us.
She was screwing Senator Ed Brooke on the sly rumor had it.

She was an obnoxious interviewer but she got away with it.
20329   Ceffer   2022 Dec 31, 10:53pm  

I think the weather is moist and furry, ERR....moist and cloudy.

20330   Ceffer   2022 Dec 31, 11:13pm  

Trump cracks me up.

20331   Ceffer   2023 Jan 1, 5:53am  

Another Biden Actor for the New Year?

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/89363

20332   Ceffer   2023 Jan 1, 6:22am  

Me trying to figure out all the info after being deceived all my life:
20333   Ceffer   2023 Jan 1, 6:31am  



20334   Ceffer   2023 Jan 1, 10:48am  

IHLlary and Bill are kissing Rockefeller cousins, and the Podestas Molestas are also Rockefellers. Rockefellers and Royals inculcate their genetic spews into different family names. IHLlary is supposed to be illegitemate daughter of Nelson (??) and a prostitute, with the prostitute herself some kind of bloodline individual to Euro royals. IHLlary was legended into her nominal family of origin. It is why she has such a depraved sense of 'manifest destiny' about being President, which was promised to her since she was a child. Bill is the illegitimate child of Winthrop Rockefeller (Governor of Arkansas and wrangler of organized crime gatherings) which is one of the reasons Bill 'inherited' Arkansas and all of the attendant fiefdom of criminal activity. The Clintons also inherited the 'assassin' militias and as we know weren't shy about using them.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/20320
20335   DhammaStep   2023 Jan 1, 10:59am  

Ceffer says

LOL! My wife said that she read that some of Barbara Fried's students said she taught courses on how to get away with crimes.

Well, do you have their notes or what? Don't hold out on us now.
20338   HeadSet   2023 Jan 1, 5:39pm  

Ceffer says

I think the weather is moist and furry, ERR....moist and cloudy.



They spelled "climax" wrong.
20339   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 10:37am  



https://t.me/NicholasVeniamin/9656


20342   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 11:18am  

Karma bites again:

20343   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 11:21am  

Everybody looks at Biden Actor, nobody looks at her. Could Jill be a tranny avatar, too? Look at that throat and jaw and those hands. That would be so Baphomet of them to complete the circle of Satanic name stealing. Who the fuck knows any more?
20344   Blue   2023 Jan 2, 11:29am  

Ceffer says


Karma bites again:



Lol! Is that detected by "AI"
20347   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 11:47am  

I wouldn't bet on her life span, either.

20349   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 11:57am  

Glory Hole cop cars. Their time has arrived! Just unzip and stick your dick in the driver's side window, slurp.

20350   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 12:25pm  

Kamala of Arizona? Bitch is stoned, stupid and in way over her head, but without a reverse gear.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/39461
20351   richwicks   2023 Jan 2, 2:35pm  

Ceffer says

Kamala of Arizona? Bitch is stoned, stupid and in way over her head, but without a reverse gear.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/39461


@Ceffer - please include links.

https://twitter.com/AZBrianAnderson/status/1609966745334460416?ref_src=patrick.net
20352   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 4:32pm  

Guess the KommieKunts have some work to do to stamp out those fractions of a percent.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/82002
20353   Patrick   2023 Jan 2, 7:27pm  

Ceffer says

Glory Hole cop cars. Their time has arrived! Just unzip and stick your dick in the driver's side window, slurp.




Holy shit, could be true:

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/miami-dade-police-department-unveils-lgbtq-awareness-patrol-vehicle/

They should just come right out and admit that they are 100% supportive of pedophilia.

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