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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,134,150 views  42,163 comments

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20349   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 11:57am  

Glory Hole cop cars. Their time has arrived! Just unzip and stick your dick in the driver's side window, slurp.

20350   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 12:25pm  

Kamala of Arizona? Bitch is stoned, stupid and in way over her head, but without a reverse gear.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/39461
20351   richwicks   2023 Jan 2, 2:35pm  

Ceffer says

Kamala of Arizona? Bitch is stoned, stupid and in way over her head, but without a reverse gear.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/39461


@Ceffer - please include links.

https://twitter.com/AZBrianAnderson/status/1609966745334460416?ref_src=patrick.net
20352   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 4:32pm  

Guess the KommieKunts have some work to do to stamp out those fractions of a percent.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/82002
20353   Patrick   2023 Jan 2, 7:27pm  

Ceffer says

Glory Hole cop cars. Their time has arrived! Just unzip and stick your dick in the driver's side window, slurp.




Holy shit, could be true:

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/miami-dade-police-department-unveils-lgbtq-awareness-patrol-vehicle/

They should just come right out and admit that they are 100% supportive of pedophilia.
20354   richwicks   2023 Jan 2, 8:05pm  

Patrick says

Ceffer says


Glory Hole cop cars. Their time has arrived! Just unzip and stick your dick in the driver's side window, slurp.




Holy shit, could be true:

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/miami-dade-police-department-unveils-lgbtq-awareness-patrol-vehicle/

They should just come right out and admit that they are 100% supportive of pedophilia.


Well in their defense, it's a lot cheaper and safer to virtue signal than to actually do anything about crime.
20355   Patrick   2023 Jan 2, 8:14pm  

richwicks says

@Ceffer - please include links.


I agree. Please include a link back wherever possible.
20356   Onvacation   2023 Jan 2, 9:05pm  

Turtleneck
20357   Onvacation   2023 Jan 2, 9:10pm  

Patrick says

I agree. Please include a link back wherever possible.

Even on random hopeium bullshit gleaned from the dark web, meme-ified, and posted on the political humor thread?
We already lost A'fuck, we can't afford to lose Ceffer.
20358   richwicks   2023 Jan 2, 11:09pm  

Onvacation says


Patrick says


I agree. Please include a link back wherever possible.

Even on random hopeium bullshit gleaned from the dark web, meme-ified, and posted on the political humor thread?
We already lost A'fuck, we can't afford to lose Ceffer.



The whole point of the Internet is to point back to sources so people can verify them and falsification is difficult. That's the whole purpose of this design.

You see, you can link everything

You know why "news" never makes use of hyperlinks to what they claim the Mueller Report says? It's because they are lying about it. They OFTEN cite sources, but it's a bitch to look it up, and then it's a bitch to see if it contains what they claim it contains, and you often find it doesn't. Media lies outright, all the fucking time. People do, propagandists sure as fuck do. I post on Bitchute fairly often, and people tell me to "look it up", and I give them a link, and tell them to do the same.

If people made it simple to see what they were saying was true, it more easily spreads. If I saw something that needs a lot of proof, I'll generally include links so that the person that is thinking "ah, he's got to be full of shit about THAT" - can see I'm not, and IF it gets passed on or somebody else reads it, they can more easily see, I am NOT lying. There's a war on with constant government propaganda, and no matter how bad you think it is, it's WAY worse than you think it is.

I can whip up some fake Twitter of Fuckerberg quotes, in no time at all. Anybody can - the problem is when it's passed on as true, and people just ASSUME it's true. People are conditioned to assume what they see is true. I want to see that habit broken, at least here. When my parents and friends sent me "articles" 15 years ago about something that supposedly happened, I would have to fucking research the damned thing every fucking time, and over 75% of the time it was wrong.
20359   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 11:23pm  

Wouldn't expect anything less from the Department of Selective Political Justice:

20360   richwicks   2023 Jan 2, 11:23pm  

Ceffer says


Wouldn't expect anything less from the Department of Selective Political Justice:




LINK? You have it RIGHT FUCKING THERE, but NOOOOOOOOOooo, you can't copy a fucking URL in your browser and send it, nooooo - make everybody fucking look it up for themselves. Make them waste a few minutes, you're time is SUPER FUCKING VALUABLE, AND SPENDING 1 SECOND IS JUST TOO MUCH OF FUCKING BURDEN.
20362   Ceffer   2023 Jan 2, 11:25pm  

Hmm, you mean like SATAN WORSHIP?

20367   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 12:28am  

I guess we should start calling him Mell WormFood.

20369   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 8:35am  



20370   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 8:36am  



20371   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 8:36am  



20372   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 8:38am  



20373   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 8:38am  



20374   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 8:40am  



20375   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 8:40am  



20376   Onvacation   2023 Jan 3, 10:57am  

richwicks says

The whole point of the Internet is to point back to sources so people can verify them and falsification is difficult. That's the whole purpose of this design.

I thought the internet was designed as an uninterruptable communication system in case of nuclear war? That and a place to share cat videos.
20377   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 11:06am  

Credibility is just another fungible commodity in the Satanist spectrum. If you have to use it, you have sinned.
20378   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 11:22am  

WEF Goebbels Memorial Lecture On Brutal Crushing Of Opposition Voices And Free Speech. Time to go full Nazi on alternative media. They wish to slaughter us with elan rather than being backed into their survival tunnels in Switzerland. It's nice to see they are at least worried enough to pose this.

https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/27082
20379   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 11:33am  

Will go down in history as the most vile, corrupt and debased politician to hold the office. I'm glad I won't be seeing the bitch's body double or CGI any more. She's a Congressional shit stain.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23252
20382   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 2:37pm  

Don Henley "Inside Job". Sorry for Bad Tube, Pat:
https://youtu.be/IL4wW4AoGOA


20383   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 6:31pm  

Darn, Buddha, couldn't you spring for at least a little Caligulan Excess?

20384   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 7:32pm  

Never gets old:

20385   richwicks   2023 Jan 3, 7:43pm  

Ceffer says


Never gets old:




If it's true, and I do not believe Michelle Obama is a dude,

He/She didn't tuck in his/her nuts. That is what I would look like if I was wearing a miniskirt and crossed my legs. Something you would not want to see in any context..

Photoshop is too easy. I can do this is GIMP which is the poor-mans' photo-shop. It's actually more powerful than photoshop, just WAY more difficult to use. You can do a lot more with it, but it's so fucking difficult and so many steps, in a way it's less powerful than Photoshop.
20386   HeadSet   2023 Jan 3, 8:01pm  

richwicks says

Photoshop is too easy. I can do this is GIMP which is the poor-mans' photo-shop.

That Michelle pic is obviously a "photoshopped" joke. I think I saw that meme with the real person's head still on it, and this is just a badly done insert of Michelle's head.
20387   richwicks   2023 Jan 3, 8:29pm  

HeadSet says

richwicks says


Photoshop is too easy. I can do this is GIMP which is the poor-mans' photo-shop.

That Michelle pic is obviously a "photoshopped" joke. I think I saw that meme with the real person's head still on it, and this is just a badly done insert of Michelle's head.


I would have taken Michelle Obama's entire body and added something somwhere.

Now that you mention it, that does look like a head photoshopped on another body. The hair is the most visible defect, but also the lighting. Anyhow, I don't believe that's a real nutsack if this was on television.

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