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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,107,388 views  42,078 comments

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22039   Eric Holder   2023 Mar 7, 12:20pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Actress Behind AT&T’s ‘Lily’ Reveals Herself as a BLM and Abortion Supporting Leftist


Wouldn't get the job otherwise, duh.
22040   Tenpoundbass   2023 Mar 7, 1:31pm  

Eric Holder says

Tenpoundbass says

Actress Behind AT&T’s ‘Lily’ Reveals Herself as a BLM and Abortion Supporting Leftist

Wouldn't get the job otherwise, duh.


My wife recently switched from Comcast internet over to AT&T. The install tech came over, he was a no nonsense guy. Didn't strike me as a wokester, I guess at the end of the day they still need sane people. But as soon as he was done, I was outside with him talking to him by his service truck. And a rep in a Comcast car pulls up. He jumps out with a T-Shirt with "Equity" nonsense munged in with the AT&T branding, and that guy DID strike me as a Wokester. He immediately wanted me to download an app on my phone, so that I could use the router. Which I declined, and told him, that if I can't connect to it from a browser and administer what needs to be done, then I don't want it. I told him he could unplug it take it with him. To which he backed off me needing to download the app on my phone to get the router to work. He seemed irate that I didn't want the app, wouldn't let him in my house and I wasn't interested in participating in the survey. He was just gritting his teeth, and getting tense and hyper, finally I said "Good day" and went inside.
22041   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 5:09pm  

Well, it does look a little wetter than it used to.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/98174
22042   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 5:39pm  

FetVeg, or just another CIA masked avatar? He looks awfully healthy and alert for FetVeg. Where did all the neck deformities go?:


22043   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 5:51pm  

California Fleein' (Beach Boys Parody) form the Bee. Sorry for Bad Tube, Pat:
https://youtu.be/TwJlKw56l30

22044   AmericanKulak   2023 Mar 7, 5:52pm  

Ceffer says


Well, it does look a little wetter than it used to.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/98174

Not to be pendantic, but half the rock was cut off, placed in a museum, and then the halves restored and engraved in 1880. The first documented claim was made in 1741

Still, it shows the sea level hasn't risen above the rock in almost 150 years, or almost 3 centuries if you take the earliest claim.

I mention this in case some libtards says "ACHKSHUALLY..."
22045   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 6:39pm  

Next thing you are going to try to tell me is the Liberty Bell isn't ten feet below sea level, just as Al Gore predicted.
22046   REpro   2023 Mar 7, 6:56pm  



22047   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:01pm  

Shit. There goes my retirement job hedge.

22048   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:02pm  



22049   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:06pm  

Wow. In this Biden Actor, the earlobe isn't merely attached (real Joe Biden's wasn't), it's metastasizing down his jaw.

22050   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:07pm  



22051   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:09pm  

You mean Trump did not personally don the scuba gear and place the charges?

22052   richwicks   2023 Mar 7, 7:10pm  

AmericanKulak says

I mention this in case some libtards says "ACHKSHUALLY..."


Good, because PLENTY of bullshit is produced just to discredit the truth. Associate a lie with the truth, and you discredit the truth. That's the main propaganda method of our government at this point and why I'm such a dick about asking for links and evidence for claims. It's important to be entirely correct.
22053   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:11pm  

This would be handing it to myself. I am just a hyper alert chicken shit.

22054   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:14pm  

Pretty soon Webster's is going to change the definition of 'democracy' to 'elitist criminal enterprise'.

22055   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:27pm  



22056   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:28pm  



22057   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:29pm  

I think Tucker is going to get hit by one of them there 9/11 aireoplanes.

22058   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:32pm  

Fuck you. We don't care if you know we are evil, there is nothing you can do about it.

22059   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:33pm  



22060   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:34pm  



22061   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:44pm  

Well, there is the part about selling their souls and blackmail. They are on the Devil's treadmill, how much are they going to be allowed to enjoy that money?

22062   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:45pm  



22063   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:45pm  



22064   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:46pm  



22065   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:48pm  

Honest, it's either Trump Jr. or Trump or both pulling the switches on ElonBot. The quintessential arrow to the truth is indicative.

22066   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:49pm  

Not an accident or incompetence, a feature.

22067   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:50pm  

They should never have been there in the first place? How come clambo didn't lend them his bodyguards?

22068   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:57pm  

"He got icky silicon mask glue all over my dick when he was sucking it,"

22069   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 7:58pm  



22071   clambo   2023 Mar 7, 10:14pm  

Matamoros is on the list of places that you should not visit.

I have my passport and wallet ready if things get sketchy where I am.
22072   Ceffer   2023 Mar 7, 10:19pm  

clambo says

Matamoros is on the list of places that you should not visit.

Guess their plastic surgeon must have moonlighted as a cartel pistolero.
22073   Ceffer   2023 Mar 8, 12:41am  

"This government committed non-stop crimes against humanity for several years and many people are still like, yeah let’s have these same people run us into WW3.

They need to in order to wipe sovereign global debt collapse (their failure) & vaccine democide from the news cycle & emerging consciousness. War solves a lot of problems."
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=218656
22075   ElYorsh   2023 Mar 8, 9:06am  

Ceffer says

clambo says


Matamoros is on the list of places that you should not visit.

Guess their plastic surgeon must have moonlighted as a cartel pistolero.

4 black people in a white van can be very easily confused for a real target they are expecting... Or simple setup to have an excuse and declare cartels as terrorists.
22077   Patrick   2023 Mar 8, 10:25am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/list-of-side-effects-from-drug-commercial-just-sounds-like-40-year-old-mans-typical-tuesday-afternoon


At publishing time, the spokesman confirmed that Toxico is developing another new drug to counteract the side effects of Relievitol. "So far, that drug has only produced very minor side effects like blood clots and myocarditis," he noted.

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