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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,112,717 views  42,079 comments

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22087   Ceffer   2023 Mar 8, 11:50pm  

The Hopium Prophecies of Telegram:

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/98274
22088   Ceffer   2023 Mar 8, 11:54pm  

LOL!
22089   Ceffer   2023 Mar 8, 11:56pm  

What are they trying to do, out-Roman the Romans?

22091   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 12:05am  

Moloch smiles. "This is a painting that actually sits in the European Parliament":

22092   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:00am  



22093   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:22am  



22094   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:23am  



22095   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:24am  



22096   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:26am  



22097   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:27am  



22098   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:28am  



22099   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:29am  



22100   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:29am  



22101   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:31am  

Drink up but please don't say it's good for you.
22102   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:32am  



22103   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:33am  



22104   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:35am  

This about sums up the Globalist Illuminati crap.

22105   gabbar   2023 Mar 9, 3:06am  

Ceffer says


Drink up but please don't say it's good for you.


Its about money. They want to see people continuing alcohol consumption. I have never read any studies but Elon Musk notes that alcohol is poison. No different than any other drug. There is a pushback against intermittent fasting now because we are a food and circus nation.
22106   Tenpoundbass   2023 Mar 9, 8:43am  

Oh yeah then this happened



22107   Tenpoundbass   2023 Mar 9, 8:44am  

Could you imagine this promo today?

The Lusty sisters, Diana and Zena, well-known in show-jumping circles, try out their paces on two turtles in 1936. Remember: Slow and steady wins the race.

Turtle Race
17th January 1936: The Lusty sisters, Diana and Zena, well-known in show-jumping circles, try out their paces on two turtles. The creatures are imported by their father, who supplies the royal household, mayoral banquets and hotels for turtle soup. (Photo by Fox Photos/Getty Images)


22108   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 11:16am  

gabbar says

Its about money. They want to see people continuing alcohol consumption.

The irony is, the only health benefit may be some protection from the effects of bioweapons and vax. Don't know the dose/benefit ratio, though, better drink a fifth a day or a case or two of beer a day and then taper back to the therapeutic level.
22109   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 12:31pm  

At least its nice to know the subversive fiends are still afraid of the military to desperately censor them. Remember, FOX is weak soup compared to the reality. The candle shines through the bushel basket.

https://t.me/Absolute1776/22397
22110   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 1:57pm  

So glad we have those Intel agencies beavering on our behalf. They would never betray us, would they? Shining icons of truth.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/42681
22111   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 2:03pm  



22112   Patrick   2023 Mar 9, 2:05pm  

Ceffer says

Drink up but please don't say it's good for you.


Multiple studies have shown that a moderate amount of alcohol does decrease the risk of heart attack. That's pretty well proven.

On the flip side, alcohol does increase cancer risk linearly with the amount you drink.

There is a point at which the two effects cancel out in terms of life expectancy, and above that level is negative for health.
22113   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 2:50pm  

Creeping feralization hosted by your local KommieKunt overseers proceeds apace. Local blogs used to be about handymen, giveaways, missing pets, and minor kvetching. Now, they are ongoing crime reports.

Kveta T.
Old Highlands • 6 days ago •
Insane! Not just the mails any more! It’s scary and I start to develop a real anxiety and fear at my home😢
They came already multiple times to totally clean up all the mails and now they’re getting in our garage as well…

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Kathy Switzer
Kathy Switzer
• Old Highlands
What the hell!!
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Bruce S.
Bruce S.
• Oak Creek
Just a thought. Perhaps you can have your mail held at the post office. I’m sure they ( post office) would like to know that mail is being stolen.
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Joan Fickle
Joan Fickle
• Second Street
Bruce S.
That’s actually a good idea. Mail theft is all over because some of the thieves have gotten their hands on master keys. USPS is aware of this and seem to have taken little action. If we are all lined up to get mail in person, maybe they will do something. My development has been hit 4 times and we have noticed USPS with no results since January.
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Dan Fernandez
Dan Fernandez
• Mission/Foothill
You have a Postmaster General, DeJoy, whose entire focus is to make the Post Office financially self-sustaining. Since it is hard to increase receipts, his focus is on cutting costs. The mail is a Federally mandated service, so, if the income does not equal expense the Federal Govt. subsidizes it. The point is that the Post Office does not have to be self-sufficient, so cutting services is not necessary!
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Jeff Syrop
Jeff Syrop
• Hayward Highlands
Dan Fernandez
Good you mention this. DeJoy is a criminal and I wonder why Biden lets him remain in office. He aided and abetted Trump in voter suppression by purposely slowing down the Post Office during the election.
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Rick L.
Rick L.
• Thomas Ranch
Jeff
so the election was manipulated? I am confused, I thought election denial was bad.
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Lynn Suer
Lynn Suer
• Coldwater-Shadow Ridge
Some people have had their mail rerouted to the home of a friend or relative in a more secure area..
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Lance Mangano
Lance Mangano
• Walpert Hill/Upper B Street
They want to die or at the very least be hurt!!!
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Joyce Montemayor
Joyce Montemayor
• Union City, CA
Lance
for sure
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Catherine Ruiz
Catherine Ruiz
• Fairview
I hate to say this but it might be time to get a big scary dog
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Catherine Ruiz
Catherine Ruiz
• Fairview
Sometimes what we have to do get things to defend the home you deserve to feel safe in ur home
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Justin Wethington
Justin Wethington
• Hayward, CA
Same thing on Amador. Oir complex filed a complaint with postmaster. Some folks are thinking about getting PO Boxes. SMH.
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Les Fohl
Les Fohl
• Palomares Canyon
I always hesitate to weigh in on these chats. To say what I really feel, gets me in trouble with one side, or the other. Notice how you can’t say anything anymore, whether it’s nice, not nice, just keeping it real, whatever… without somebody blasting you? I’ll probably get blasted for not actually saying much here.

But I will say this… I am 67 years old. I was born in 1955 in the Lockwood Housing Gardens (projects) in Oakland on 65th Ave. even growing up in a neighborhood like that, we did not have the crime issues that we face today.

There is no arguing that crime has increased exponentially in every single aspect you can think of.

More people are committing crimes today than ever before, and all we do is talk about it.

And if you take it farther than that, then, again, you get blasted. Seems to me there’s always somebody who wants to stand up for the criminals and feel sorry for them or their situation. That weirds me out.

So in the meantime, even with all of this technology, we keep posting pictures of people casing our properties, stealing our catalytic converter‘s, taking packages off of our porches, etc., but there is no solution.

And if you start to discuss solution… real solutions… well, of course, again, you get blasted.

I feel bad for everybody who is suffering from personal assaults, theft, etc., but I also feel bad for everybody who that hasn’t happened to… Yet… Because it causes all of us to worry.

When I was a kid, you might’ve worried about your bike getting stolen, but that was because you left it in front of the house instead of putting it in the garage like your dad told you to.

there was a period when everybody thought that if we all put up cameras, we could catch the bad guys in the act, turn the videos over to the police department, and expect results. That is never going to happen again in your lives friends. The budget doesn’t exist, and the bad guys outweigh the good guys.

And besides, in this liberal society we live in, the store is not allowed to detain the guy trying to walk out with $10,000 worth of merchandise. If you assault the guy that has broken into your home and woken you up, you are more likely to get in trouble than the guy who broke into your home.

I’m not really sure what I would do if I caught somebody in the act of stealing, my catalytic converter, taking a package off of my porch, going through my mail, or especially burglarizing my home. He would like to think you could simply grab a gun if you had one, and shoot somebody who is standing there in your bedroom, wouldn’t you? The reality is, you would probably get in more trouble than they would.

It’s a sad, sad situation. And what is sadder, is that all we(including myself) can do is talk about it. I will look forward to reactions for those who care to do self… Positive or negative.

If nothing else, it can be entertaining…when it’s not irritating.
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Matthew T.
Matthew T.
• Fairmont Terrace in SL
Les Fohl
Terrible state of affairs, indeed.

I think this problem will not be solved until more people realize that the root cause is not insufficient policing, nor insufficient punishment.

One only needs to look throughout history to see it is not police and punishment that stops crime, it is support and opportunity.

And by the way, stores are allowed to detain suspected shoplifters:

“(f) (1) A merchant may detain a person for a reasonable time for the purpose of conducting an investigation in a reasonable manner whenever the merchant has probable cause to believe the person to be detained is attempting to unlawfully take or has unlawfully taken merchandise from the merchant’s premises.”

Source: https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?lawCode=PEN§ionNum=490.5.(edited)
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Carl Dorsett
Carl Dorsett
• Seven Hills Rd
Our new District Attorney plans on giving them a stern talking to and then a hug and cookies so you know how that is going to turn out. Get the big dog and a Louisville Slugger when the game is on. :-)
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Phyllis Hanan
Phyllis Hanan
• Baywood
Carl There is a petition to recall her.
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Les Fohl
Les Fohl
• Palomares Canyon
Agreed guys. Why don’t they lower the amount you’re arrested AND prosecuted for to five cents. And if you get caught stealing something worth more than five cents, we chop off one of your fingers right then and there…on the spot. And we tell you “actually, you’re fortunate. Cats only get nine lives. So at least…at the moment, you and cats are on the same level. But if we catch you again, of course you’ll only have eight left”. And I’d start with the thumbs “

But see, you probably can’t put something like this out there, can you?
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Dana Roush
Dana Roush
• Hayward, CA
Les Fohl
= Love it. This crime is getting out of hand... We really do need to have government that doesn't condone and takes action.
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Stacy S.
Stacy S.
• Hayward, CA
When this happened at our gated community the Neighborhood Watch demanded that the HOA change out the mailboxes. Go on line and demand that a postal inspector come out to access the theft. Legally and civilly, the owner of the property are responsible for switching out your mailboxes to anti theft mailboxes. If you experience identity theft because of the theft the owner of the property will be liable for all losses.
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Nelita B.
Nelita B.
• Union City, CA
Stacy S. Even the new NCDBU mailboxes can be compromised. The thieves are stealing and making copies of the mail carriers master key. The best the postal inspector can do is change the locks, but then the keys can end up being stolen again. But definitely put the pressure on the postal inspector to have the locks changed asap.
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Debra Boos
Debra Boos
• Hayward, CA
Wow! I used to live right
there in #108. I felt so safe there, great neighbors. I’m sad to see this.
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Kveta T.
Kveta T.
Author • Old Highlands
Debra we love it in here❤️ This can basically happen anywhere these days. Just don’t get it why they come here so often 😡 It started on Christmas Eve, when everyone having packages got all of them stolen and the mails from old mailboxes. Now we have new mailboxes and it’s still happening with different way getting in🫣 I always get everything right when it arrives but feel sad for all the neighbors 😢
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Sue Burchfield
Sue Burchfield
• Hayward, CA
We need the Punisher
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clark T.
clark T.
• Fairlands
Is that Ned Beatty?
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Fabian Quin
Fabian Quin
• Hayward, CA
WOW, I’ll be in the look out for this thieves! It’s also a federal crime
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Deborah Hui
Deborah Hui
• Rio Vista
Bring back 3 strikes law... Too many repeat offenders.
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Matt Riella
Matt Riella
• Union City, CA
Dont be afraid of these people...and dont rely on the police ....cause they wont do anything either....instead you need to set traps for these dirtbags...catch them on a snare...or a rusty old fishhook...
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Rino Sanchez
Rino Sanchez
• San Leandro, CA
Matt Riella Traps like that are illegal.
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steve Dietrich
steve Dietrich
• Fairview East Ave
Rino Sanchez So is stealing.
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evelyn de paoli
evelyn de paoli
• Old Highlands
Oh my gosh that’s scary!!
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Nelita B.
Nelita B.
• Union City, CA
They stoled or have a copy of the mail carrier master keys. You have to report it to the US Postal Inspector and keep the pressure on them to come change the master lock on the mailbox unit. Even then, that's only a temp solution until the master key is stolen again. It's a growing problem everywhere unfortunately. Best to switch to paperless for credit card and other mail with sensitive data.
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22114   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 2:54pm  



22115   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 2:55pm  

When twitter has push back, the echo chamber bots scream.

22116   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 2:59pm  

How dare you present an counter, truthful, non propaganda narrative:

22117   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 3:17pm  

So credible. I bet the dog ate their homework.

22119   Onvacation   2023 Mar 9, 5:27pm  

rip

22120   stereotomy   2023 Mar 9, 5:42pm  

Patrick says

Ceffer says


Drink up but please don't say it's good for you.


Multiple studies have shown that a moderate amount of alcohol does decrease the risk of heart attack. That's pretty well proven.

On the flip side, alcohol does increase cancer risk linearly with the amount you drink.

There is a point at which the two effects cancel out in terms of life expectancy, and above that level is negative for health.

Alcohol is a vasodialator - it causes the blood vessels to expand. That's why the St. Bernards had the little whiskey jugs around their necks - alcohol increases blood flow to the capillaries and limb extremities, preventing frostbite in the near term (although in the long term it will hill you sooner due to hypothermia). Particularly in men, heart attacks and strokes are much more common than in women mostly because men don't have periods and bleed periodically so that they are chronically anemic. The more blood cells in your circulatory system, the greater likelihood of clotting.

As @rin has posted, there are less damaging ways to thin the blood - curicumin, allicin, and aspirin/willow bark achieve the same effect with less collateral damage. In emergencies, though, alcohol works really fast. I used to carry a flask in my starving student days when I was too broke to own a car and had to walk in the dead of winter.
22121   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 6:57pm  



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