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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,156,994 views  42,367 comments

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24910   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 11:25am  

Shit, there goes another Covid $140,000.00 death bounty down the drain. The hospital administrator is going to be pissed. Guess we need to hit somebody over the head and throw them in the back.
24911   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 11:28am  

When the obvious becomes contrarian pseudo science. Take that, MKUltra!

https://t.me/volmemes/27921
24912   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 11:31am  

I bet the Lone Ranger would have loved these CIA mask jobbers. They say a Bill Clinton body double showed up at some Irish gig recently. Who ever thought Max Headroom was a prophecy?
24914   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 11:39am  

Amos and Andy Soros Fecal Impaction New York, meet Cloward Piven, the brainchild of your own Sabbatean Frankist Department of Political Subversion at Columbia University. And you thought all that civic tax money was there to buy diamond stick pins and gold chains. It just isn't fair when they interfere with your graft gravy train.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30195
24915   mell   2023 May 26, 1:27pm  

@Ceffer this is for you, not everything is planned, and a good example of not being able to getting rid of the demons summoned ;)

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/its-time-pay-democrat-voters-demand-fulfillment-past-promises-reparations-sanctuary

Give me the money, Mo! It's nice to see newscum and adams squirm and getting hoisted by their own petards
$5MM per negro, now! What about Samoans?

Jules : I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do? He's Samoan.
24916   HeadSet   2023 May 26, 3:30pm  

mell says

Give me the money, Mo! It's nice to see newscum and adams squirm and getting hoisted by their own petards
$5MM per negro, now! What about Samoans?

What about Indians? Any Blacks that moved west out of the old South stole Indian land. Maybe the Indians will want those reparation payments diverted.
24917   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 4:40pm  

LOL! The first elevated useful idiots are now being fucked over by the subsequent waves of second generation useful idiots. What did the first group think, they would be glorified and exempted useful idiots forever? When the Kommies really take over, most of their initial useful idiots are slated for liquidation with the plebs to keep them from caterwauling and using their insider corrupt knowledge against the central elites. We're seeing the standard KommieKunt progression.

The Zimbabwe farms useful idiots fecal impacted into the corrupt Dem cities are killing the geese that lay the corrupto buck golden eggs, driving out the wealthy and killing business, and now expected to share with the immigrant hordes.

Of course, captagon crazed negroes are going to be demanding reparations from the Dems, Dems who thought they could lie and carrot stick them forever without living up to any promises. My money, bitch!

Link sent by mell: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/its-time-pay-democrat-voters-demand-fulfillment-past-promises-reparations-sanctuary
24918   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 5:54pm  

Won't be long before there will be public furnaces with Moloch statues where you can toss your unwanted child for a quickie empowerment sacrifice. That is, if you don't sell the veal for money for adenochrome farming and tissues.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=223286
24919   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 5:58pm  

Because, IHLlary, there's a difference between BEING a lying psychotic psychopathic fiend and LOOKING like a lying psychotic psychopathic fiend.

24920   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 6:37pm  

You know the pedo stuff is true because of the vigorousness of the assassinations by the Black Hand militias. As it turns out, the hanging suicide ploy is a signal of why the suicide was faked i.e. squealing and reporting. Anthony Bourdain was apparently in the Beverly Hills Hotel close to a room where Adam Schiff ritually murdered a child with pedo sex, and he somehow heard and found out what was going on and was going to report it, thus his 'suicide'.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=223286
24922   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 7:00pm  

Give 'em dirt cheap captagon and watch them rumble.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/105643
24923   AmericanKulak   2023 May 26, 7:01pm  

Ceffer says

Because, IHLlary, there's a difference between BEING a lying psychotic psychopathic fiend and LOOKING like a lying psychotic psychopathic fiend.

Candice Owens is the gal at Church who undermines and gossips about everybody while pretending to be Ms. Prissy Pants. Don't trust her for shit.
24924   richwicks   2023 May 26, 7:07pm  

AmericanKulak says

Ceffer says


Because, IHLlary, there's a difference between BEING a lying psychotic psychopathic fiend and LOOKING like a lying psychotic psychopathic fiend.

Candice Owens is the gal at Church who undermines and gossips about everybody while pretending to be Ms. Prissy Pants. Don't trust her for shit.


If they are on television or in any way promoted by the establishment, don't trust them.

People of good value and ethics are not on the propaganda box.
24925   HeadSet   2023 May 26, 8:08pm  

Ceffer says

Of course, captagon crazed negroes are going to be demanding reparations from the Dems, Dems who thought they could lie and carrot stick them forever without living up to any promises.

This strategy will continue and it will be successful. Blacks will keep voting Dem for the chance of getting that big payout. All the Dems have to do is make a few token payments occasionally.
24926   richwicks   2023 May 26, 8:58pm  

HeadSet says

This strategy will continue and it will be successful. Blacks will keep voting Dem for the chance of getting that big payout. All the Dems have to do is make a few token payments occasionally.


They don't even have to do that.

The scam is make it look like people were dumb enough to believe them. Remember the $2000 that was promised for covid relief by Biden, or reducing student debt? These promises have been made all my life.

Then they get elected, don't follow through, and you're like "I can't believe people were dumb enough to fall for that..." - well, maybe they aren't. I don't believe it's even POSSIBLE Biden was elected. A full 7% of the entire population newly signed up to vote, supposedly. I've seen Biden demolished twice, and he barely even won the nomination. Now, supposedly, he's the most popular presidential candidate in all of US history.
24927   HeadSet   2023 May 26, 9:25pm  

richwicks says

I don't believe it's even POSSIBLE Biden was elected.

Agree. People who do not think a cheat occurred did not look at the details.
24928   richwicks   2023 May 26, 9:58pm  

HeadSet says

richwicks says


I don't believe it's even POSSIBLE Biden was elected.

Agree. People who do not think a cheat occurred did not look at the details.


And good luck trying to get them to look at the details. 25.5 million new voters. People think that's reasonable. That's the largest percentage increase in the population voting since 1900. I checked.
24929   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 10:15pm  

LOL! Was that when Trump was a Democrat?

24931   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 10:59pm  

"Dean Michele Bachmann in Geneva: WHO Director Demands Sovereignty and Control Over All Member Nations Due to Global Warming Crisis"

I hate it when they mix their fake news propaganda metaphors. Or is this a not so veiled threat to surrender or face a true bioweapons lab world bioterrorism attack?

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/05/dean-michele-bachmann-geneva-who-director-demands-sovereignty/

About those Rods of God to Geneva, maybe sooner is better than later?

24932   richwicks   2023 May 26, 11:13pm  

Ceffer says

About those Rods of God to Geneva, maybe sooner is better than later?


There's no such thing.

Look, bioweapons don't work well. I'm not afraid of them. Every virus attenuates, because if it kills the victim, it doesn't pass on. They've been working on this crap forever, and if they had something that could have caused a real pandemic, we would have seen one.

I don't think they can do it. They can kill us with injections though.
24933   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 11:14pm  

BLM were pansied grifter Kommie wannabes, are now being put out to pasture by Soros for not being cost effective. Instead, money will go to those 20 to 35 year old military aged illegal hordes storming the open borders to form real paramilitary armed bombing, murder and sabotage squads. Hey, what are you going to do, deport them?

24934   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 11:16pm  

Hmmm, I wonder if it could be the CIA? I'm not sure. Weren't they the ratlined and re-constituted SS and Gestapo in Switzerland and Germany who were supposed to be on our side now?

24935   Ceffer   2023 May 26, 11:28pm  

He has a point. If he was never even an American citizen, it's not treason, but he is still an undeclared alien combatant, and his Manchurian fake history was an act of war by the promulgators. Woo says he is taking a leave of absence to Kenya in June, let's see. Was he tipped off something was going over the falls in June?

24937   HeadSet   2023 May 27, 9:25am  

richwicks says

They can kill us with injections though.

Works with fentanyl.
24938   RWSGFY   2023 May 27, 9:27am  

Ceffer says

He has a point. If he was never even an American citizen, it's not treason, but he is still an undeclared alien combatant, and his Manchurian fake history was an act of war by the promulgators. Woo says he is taking a leave of absence to Kenya in June, let's see. Was he tipped off something was going over the falls in June?




"Tell Vladimir I'll be very flexible after the re-election"
24939   Ceffer   2023 May 27, 11:27am  

RWSGFY says

"Tell Vladimir I'll be very flexible after the re-election"

"I'm planning to break as many of my campaign promises as possible to serve Kommunism and Satan."
24940   Ceffer   2023 May 27, 11:29am  

By their symbolism, gematria, numerology, astrology, and Satanic rite superstitions, you will know the PharaohFucks.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/105880
24941   Ceffer   2023 May 27, 11:49am  

So strange that 'neutral' Switzerland winds up with the Swiss cross on so many Nazi war vehicles, even crudely hand painted. I wonder what that could possibly mean?

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/105676

24942   Ceffer   2023 May 27, 11:56am  

Love more of that Swiss neutrality. Red Cross and vehicles are used for spying, child kidnaping in distressed areas, transporting arms and soldiers, bundling laundering cash in red cross boxes, transporting drugs in organ donor containers, and transporting trafficked illegal organs. No wonder their CEOs are intelligence assets and make over half a million a year. Donations, anyone?

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/105676
24943   Ceffer   2023 May 27, 12:23pm  

How Old Testament Elohim of her. Eating the babies and evolving the human cattle, it's so Greys and Dracos. She has 'Marx' in her name, LOL!

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/105769
24944   Ceffer   2023 May 27, 12:27pm  

This is a good one, if it's real and not one of those cell phone ufo apps.
24945   Ceffer   2023 May 27, 12:50pm  

If only I could eat your garden of flesh with a single mouth, and relegate your stinkin' fuckin' souls to my bowels!

24949   Ceffer   2023 May 27, 12:58pm  

Not to mention vaccine hysterias are the Pharma laundering of tax money back to 'investing' politicians. It's the perfect circle jerk of bribery using the public's own tax money. How sweet it is. Why do you think they have vaccine raw numbers and requirements ever more racked and stacked to use, and we know the FDA is captured as well to allow any old crap to be in them. All those fine print inserts of pages of complications are likely computerized rotes at this point and don't reflect any real world testing.
Satanists are delighted that instead of lining people up against a ditch with messy bullets, the victims go die somewhere else and are sanitized away by the standard hospital and funeral procedures.

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