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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,084,616 views  41,431 comments

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29514   Ceffer   2023 Oct 14, 4:29pm  

Nothing worse than baby meat in the cat chow. Where do they think this is, McDonalds?

29517   Ceffer   2023 Oct 14, 4:37pm  

"Included with your sin eating 6 billion dollar bribe and laundering package are a few timely taunts and insults."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/37125
29518   Ceffer   2023 Oct 14, 4:40pm  

LOL! The knee jerk Trump blame non sequitur. Almost as bad as the brainless AI churns. Was this part of his dress rehearsal for Saturday Night Live? Is Secret Agent Man Blinken competing with Karine?

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/37133
29519   Ceffer   2023 Oct 14, 4:42pm  

More like 'vaccine diagnosis'? Looks like he took some hot shots to keep working. Shoulda just retired, where he is anyway.

29520   Ceffer   2023 Oct 14, 4:50pm  

Nice avoidant Satanic inversion, there.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/119925
29522   Ceffer   2023 Oct 14, 4:55pm  

Well, properly, they invest in them on all sides against the middle.

29523   richwicks   2023 Oct 14, 4:58pm  

Ceffer says

More like 'vaccine diagnosis'? Looks like he took some hot shots to keep working. Shoulda just retired, where he is anyway.


No, this has been going on for a long time with Willis. He basically dropped out of site a few years ago. Red Letter Media used to make fun of the films he was making for Red Box. Basically, his name would be plastered on the cover, he would show up to do a few scenes, and most of the film was of a body double.

https://www.redlettermedia.com/
29524   Ceffer   2023 Oct 14, 5:34pm  

"Secret Agent Man Blinken, we have decided to negotiate our sin eating contract up by a few billion."

https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/47025
29525   Ceffer   2023 Oct 14, 5:37pm  

Well, you know how it is, all terrorists are gray in the dark.

https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/47027
29527   Ceffer   2023 Oct 14, 5:43pm  

I think Trump has become a political surfer. He assesses where the fake news storms have put the kibosh on the public for better or worse. Instead of fighting it, he strategizes it and comes down in it where it does the most good and creates the least harm.

https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/47041
29529   HeadSet   2023 Oct 14, 5:59pm  

Ceffer says





Why do they have Soviet weapons?
29530   richwicks   2023 Oct 14, 6:07pm  

HeadSet says

Ceffer says






Why do they have Soviet weapons?


Never saw the film, but I bet they are supposedly captured weapons from the invading soviets.
29531   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2023 Oct 14, 7:30pm  

HeadSet says


Ceffer says






Why do they have Soviet weapons?



You never saw it?

They are partisan resistance fighters in a Soviet invaded/occupied America (basically the Midwest).

It's a classic!

Trailer:

https://youtu.be/HZJMZapC8NQ?si=96Cbne2DZfvLaJDB

Note, they made a remake in 2009. But the studio pussied out when China bitched. So they spent 3 years and a lot of money changing it so that North Korea invaded.
29532   richwicks   2023 Oct 14, 8:09pm  

GasTheYoungTurks says

They are partisan resistance fighters in a Soviet invaded/occupied America (basically the Midwest).


I know it's a classic but I've lost my ability to have suspension of disbelief. The premise is silly, the USSR could have never invaded the United States. The USSR didn't have the manpower or the money. The US couldn't invade the United States either.

During the cold war, the US undermined Russia by manipulating oil prices low, and telling the truth through Radio Free America about the Soviet government. Russia is now doing this to the United States. Did you ever imagine the United States would be censoring "Russian propaganda"? It's silly and now our government is calling anything that is true, but embarrassing, "Russian propaganda", which is undermining our own government.

The fact that our government calls true information "Russian propaganda" tells me the end is near. It keeps the current assholes in power for a little bit, but then it's later discovered the US government lied, and so the NEXT time they do it, they are not believed.

We got the "40 children beheaded", it didn't take more than a few hours after that I heard "oh yes, and babies are being left on the cold floor, and incubators are being stolen too, I bet!". It doesn't take more than a few hours before people are openly mocking the government.
29533   AmericanKulak   2023 Oct 14, 8:14pm  

Ceffer says






Right in my Guns folder.GasTheYoungTurks says


Note, they made a remake in 2009. But the studio passed out when China bitched. So they spent 3 years and a lot of money changing it so that North Korea invaded.

Yep! And nobody saw it, remake was a ridiculous premise.
29543   Ceffer   2023 Oct 14, 11:36pm  

Yup. The herringbone cloud shock pattern of HAARP. Hope the DEWs aren't incoming.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/25474
29544   Ceffer   2023 Oct 14, 11:39pm  



https://t.me/STFNREPORT/25483
29546   Onvacation   2023 Oct 15, 9:09am  

HeadSet says

Why do they have Soviet weapons?

They stole them from the Soviets.
29548   Onvacation   2023 Oct 15, 9:43am  

In Red Dawn the Soviets nuke the big coastal cities and invade middle America. If you can go with that premise it is an entertaining movie with some good lessons.

They started with shot guns and rifles. They ambushed a couple soldiers and then had automatic weapons. Took out a convoy and had RPGs...

They were eventually caught because one of their own team fell for the communist propaganda and ratted them out.

China or Russia can't invade America because America is an ideal. Freedom of speech, religion, association and the right to defend yourself. A system of laws not of men. America is an ideal that should spread throughout the world. But first it must be reestablished in these United States.

With Liberty and Justice for all.

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