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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,084,261 views  41,429 comments

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33742   richwicks   2024 Feb 14, 5:18pm  

Eric Holder says






It's easy to sink ships. They are obsolete in warfare. Does nobody remember that the USS John S. McCain, a destroyer, and the USS Fitzgerald, also a destroyer, both ran into cargo ships? How fucking easy are these to sink in this day and age? Just send a drone sub packed with explosives. Hell, you could probably just make a drone inflatable boat that will do it. Trivial.

Russia isn't in a NAVAL war at all, destroying them has no purpose in winning the Ukrainian war, it's just creating an headache for the Russians and costing them money, IF they decide to rebuild them, worthless as they are.
33748   Ceffer   2024 Feb 14, 11:26pm  

Good to know. I'll just give my wife a "Happy Baal Goat Fucking Day" card instead now.

33751   Ceffer   2024 Feb 15, 5:34pm  

Wow. The CIA actress (who knows where the real old wrinkled crow wound up) playing Nancy almost looks like a tranny here.
I wouldn't be surprised, the Baphomet is powerful in this one.
33752   Ceffer   2024 Feb 15, 8:01pm  

Et Tu, Ad Hominem?

33753   Ceffer   2024 Feb 15, 10:13pm  

Printing press diploma means you don't have to know shit about shit, you just have to keep up the act as directed by your mob bosses who fecally impacted you into your position. That's why she didn't 'represent' herself better in court.

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/6157

33754   Ceffer   2024 Feb 15, 11:25pm  

Ya know, it's one thing to challenge our useful idiots and our ballot stuffing, but when you interfere with out adrenochrome and our drugs, watch out!

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/97468
33755   Ceffer   2024 Feb 15, 11:29pm  

Is this the clumsy prequel to another false flag? Russkies don't need no stinkin' space nukes. All they need is a few stealth submarines parked off our coasts, which they already have.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/97469



33757   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 12:03am  

And people don't believe the PTB and Intels routinely use these to impersonate politicians and public figures. The good ones cost tens of thousands of dollars.
33758   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 12:05am  

It's what Klaus and the Globalists would call "a good start".

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/127106
33759   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 12:07am  

There was no punch line, we always knew from the get go. The Trump switcheroo is mightier than the Soros Fecal Impaction. They shoulda known.



33762   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 12:19am  

Always good to review the fundamentals.

33764   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 12:22am  

Those darned antisemites again. Account holders catching on?

33767   richwicks   2024 Feb 16, 2:43am  

Ceffer says


It's what Klaus and the Globalists would call "a good start".

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/127106

The story is wrong, or rather, it's purposely wrong. In one particular batch, 20% died.

This headline will be used to discredit the 0.1% - 0.5% that HAVE actually died. This is an old trick of the propaganda, make a gross exaggeration, so the reality of the situation is ignored when that comes to light.

That was Judy Woods job with claiming "DEWs took out the WTC towers", her job was to make anybody questioning what happened on that day to seem as nuts as she was PAID to be.
33769   Karloff   2024 Feb 16, 2:15pm  

Ceffer says



That guy on the right has the Odd Job hat with the razor around the brim. Hasidic assassin.
33770   Tenpoundbass   2024 Feb 16, 2:44pm  

Ceffer says

It's what Klaus and the Globalists would call "a good start".

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/127106


Iggy Pop wasn't a good President for NZ.
33771   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 2:56pm  

This only works if they haven't terminated the original you for the purposes of the impersonation. Otherwise, hitting on your 'other self' for a loan sounds like sound policy.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=236540
33772   HeadSet   2024 Feb 16, 3:04pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Iggy Pop wasn't a good President for NZ.

Cold!! But funny.
33773   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 3:44pm  

Major barf. You knew when they bellowed the 'gay marriage' bullshit after they already achieved all civil rights, that this was really where the road would lead. They will be legalizing the harvesting of adrenochrome as their Satanic sacrament drug, next, as an exercise of religious freedom because they don't want to be held liable. Killing children or using them for sex below the age of ten as 'non-person slaves' will be in their sights.

https://t.me/greatreject/59216
33774   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 3:54pm  

Along the pedovore holocaust news from the Woo, claim is made that an adrenochrome factory in California was eliminated with extreme prejudice. If such happened, they would never acknowledge it because of the nature of the activities.

"Here are the CYM, Inc. locations and employee
descriptions for Cym Corp I in California, detailing
the old Army facilities that were being used for the
operations.
These are Defense Contractors operating out of New
York, but being administered out of Annapolis,
Maryland, and using military rank designations for
personnel employed.
https://archive.org/stream/cym-corp-1/CYM%20Corp%203_djvu.txt
This is old information resurfacing again because Ben Fulford
republished it.
These criminals were taken out by a joint forces initiative organized by
Tribal Police and deputized Village Police Officers in concert with local
Law Enforcement Officers (LEOs) in California. They took no prisoners.
It is important to understand that the production of adrenochrome by
definition requires torture and murder of children and young people.
Therefore, anyone working in one of these AHS facilities is guilty of
torturing and murdering minors and is shot on the spot, no questions
asked.
Even if you were a vendor selling the personnel in one of these facilities
a sandwich and you happened to be present at the facility you would be
a "contact accomplice" and you would be shot.

A popular example of this is provided in the Lonesome Dove Mini-series
in which one of the characters, Jake Spoon, is hanged simply because he
is found in the voluntary companionship of horse thieves and
murderers.
He didn't murder anyone. He didn't steal any horses. He shared the fate
of those who did these crimes because he did not voluntarily detach
himself from their company or otherwise oppose their rampage of
criminality.
Many people are deluded into thinking that this Old West style of justice
and the Land Law don't exist anymore, but they do.
They can be and are applied to situations where organized murder and
other capital crimes are occurring, and if anything, the organized torture
and murder of children is a crime so heinous that no mercy is spared on
those committing it.
They are shot, caught in the act, and there is no trial, no appeal, no long
drawn-out Due Process.
Efforts are made to give notice of their death to their family and
reasonable efforts are made to return their body and/or personal effects
to their family, and that is all the decency the rest of us can allow.
We are all similarly responsible for opposing crime and doing all that we
reasonably can to prevent it or stop it from occurring, and we are all
authorized to use whatever degree of force is necessary and in keeping
with the crime itself.
In other words, you would not be justified in using lethal force against a
shoplifter, unless they directly threatened you, but someone engaged in
torturing and murdering children for profit is already using lethal force
and you are totally justified and authorized, just as you stand, Joe
Average, to take them down.
When a facility like this goes down, everyone in the facility is killed,
except of course, any children that can be saved. You could be a
girlfriend of one of the men hired to do this crime, or a custodian
mopping up the bathroom. It doesn't matter. You will be shot dead as a
willing accomplice to capital crime.
So that's what happened in California. The Native Tribal Police got wind
of this and forced action.
If CYM, Inc. still exists, and it could as a foreign corporation, anyone
associated with it will be shot on sight if they can be positively identified
on American soil.
Bounty hunters and international peacekeeping officers including our
Continental Marshals Service are fully empowered to arrest and if
necessary execute positively identified international criminals engaged
in capital crimes."

http://www.paulstramer.net/2024/02/international-public-notice-murder-and.html
33775   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 4:45pm  

What about the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC didn't he understand? The Republic are dead chattel collaterals and tax donkeys for their atrocities.

33776   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 4:47pm  

Another unregistered foreign agent infiltrated into the mercenary Pentagon. Of course, real Austin is likely dead now, maybe imposter will continue in role, maybe not.

33777   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 4:49pm  

Guess they have to write 'mentally ill' 68 times on the chalk board.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/43644
33778   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 4:56pm  

Here we go again. Another NASA movie? No lander on moon since 1972? Those aliens musta been pissed. Guess this is the preview for the next moon landing movie. CGI has improved so much since the last.


https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/43639
33779   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 5:42pm  

Maybe a monetary system controlled by the Republic instead of Europe, and based on actual underlying value rather than fiat printing presses. The printing presses have led to the vicious cycles of money laundering back to bribed/blackmailed politicians and endless fountains of money for Satanic enterprises that oppose the will of the people and, in fact, operate to throttle the people under Babylonian debt slavery.

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