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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,144,444 views  42,229 comments

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35471   mell   2024 Apr 4, 7:18pm  

The tallest known men almost reached 9 ft, so 10 ft over the course of human history seems possible, almost plausible, why should there be a controversy
35472   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 7:34pm  

Lotta wasted lamp posts there. Screaming doesn't do shit for the reptiles.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/63596


35473   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 7:48pm  

It's just a little trickle down inflation taxation. The 'elites' meanwhile get insider investment information from the 'Emperor's Node' to assure that their worth exceeds inflation plus a bribery premium while the peasants struggle with lowered spending power. Does it seem surprising that the Congress critters are investment geniuses whose investments track inflation compensation plus some?



35474   BeneTiberCato   2024 Apr 4, 8:27pm  

Ceffer says





It would be even better if the crawling scientists were the diversity crowd instead of white men. Because in the NIH and elsewhere, it has not been white men in the majority for some time.
35477   AmericanKulak   2024 Apr 4, 10:06pm  

First Patriot's Day is Jan6

35478   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 10:27pm  

More clutching their pearls virtue signaling while providing weapons and rockets. More like, 'Can't you go faster, Bibi Moloch, so we can memory hole this shit and get in on the new Gaza real estate deals?' 'Oh, well, it's all water under the bridge now.'

https://t.me/sitreports/25613

Tony Montana from movie 'Scarface':
Tony: Let her go. Let her go, man. Another Quaalude, she gonna love me again.

Tony is alone at the table. The other diners are staring at him in disgust. He fixes them with a stare and flings his napkin on the table, narrowly missing a candle.

Tony: What you looking at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me.

He stands up with help from his goon, Ernie (Arnaldo Santana), and starts walking slowly to the exit, swaying and ranting as he does so.

Tony: You need people like me, so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So, what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide. How to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So, say goodnight to the bad guy! Go on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on, make way for the bad guy.

As he disappears from view, we hear faintly:

Tony: There’s a bad guy coming through! Better get outta his way!
35489   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 10:35pm  

NEVER, BUT NEVER, ATTACK OUR ADRENOCHROME SUPPLY!

35490   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 10:36pm  

Oh, no! The poor CIA is probably auditioning and preparing masks for the body double Diddy&s as we speak, and getting the sets and lawyers and bought off judges ready for another fake federal show trial. All the blackmailed have nothing to worry about as long as they continue to OBEY.

35494   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 10:45pm  

Wow. They had printing press diplomas all the way back in Erasmus' time?

35500   AmericanKulak   2024 Apr 4, 11:08pm  

Ceffer says



*NASA Video*

That's great. Thanks @Ceffer.
35501   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 11:20pm  

"Are you entirely corruptible?" "Yes, yes I am!" "Great, but it's too bad that you are white. We find the semi literate more dependable in that regard."
BeneTiberCato says

Ceffer says






It would be even better if the crawling scientists were the diversity crowd instead of white men. Because in the NIH and elsewhere, it has not been white men in the majority for some time.
35502   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 11:22pm  

Nothing the lizards hate more than having their astrologies, dates, numerologies and time lines thrown off the rails.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/99457
35505   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 11:28pm  

Secret Foreign Agent Man Blinken: "We'll get our WWIII one way or another. That bitch IHLlary was supposed to take care of this. That old bag needs to go back to multiple personality disorder Witch's refresher school."

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/99472
35506   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 11:31pm  

LOL! Trump has known since the 2020 election debates that Biden is an actor. It is so insulting that he would merely accuse Biden of cocaine usage, when MKUltra has such wondrous exotic cocktails to keep the Actor(s) on cue.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/99478
35507   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 11:21am  

Simple. The PTB are much more motivated by maiming, torture, murder, castrating, sterilizing, and walk away poisoning than they are by nutrition or health. Nutrition and health are virtue signals for the campaign and to get us to pay for our own toxification.

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/6523
35508   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 11:23am  

It must be time to bring out the actual Reptile Armies from the caves. Or is there something bigger and badder they are afraid of if they can't accomplish their aims through their enslaving prison guards?

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/6524
35509   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 11:26am  

Statins strip the myelin and cholesterols from your brain. Alzheimer's calling? Euthanasia escort for the aging, with predictive programming convincing the young that everybody over 60 is senile.

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/6529

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