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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,817,309 views  38,833 comments

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35505   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 11:28pm  

Secret Foreign Agent Man Blinken: "We'll get our WWIII one way or another. That bitch IHLlary was supposed to take care of this. That old bag needs to go back to multiple personality disorder Witch's refresher school."

35506   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 11:31pm  

LOL! Trump has known since the 2020 election debates that Biden is an actor. It is so insulting that he would merely accuse Biden of cocaine usage, when MKUltra has such wondrous exotic cocktails to keep the Actor(s) on cue.

35507   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 11:21am  

Simple. The PTB are much more motivated by maiming, torture, murder, castrating, sterilizing, and walk away poisoning than they are by nutrition or health. Nutrition and health are virtue signals for the campaign and to get us to pay for our own toxification.

35508   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 11:23am  

It must be time to bring out the actual Reptile Armies from the caves. Or is there something bigger and badder they are afraid of if they can't accomplish their aims through their enslaving prison guards?

35509   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 11:26am  

Statins strip the myelin and cholesterols from your brain. Alzheimer's calling? Euthanasia escort for the aging, with predictive programming convincing the young that everybody over 60 is senile.

35511   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 2:27pm  

It's not a flip flop. It's a 'What we do and what we say are different. What we say doesn't matter, it's a diversion or an inversion, what we do or don't do matter. "

35512   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 2:34pm  

Our kiddies watch cartoons. We also watch cartoons and think they are real people. The real people we never see and as Putin said, we don't have the vaguest idea who they are or their names.

35513   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 2:37pm  

Woo Woo to the Woo.

35514   Booger   2024 Apr 5, 2:50pm  

35515   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 5:00pm  

35516   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 5:01pm  

35517   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 5:01pm  

35518   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 5:01pm  

35519   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 5:01pm  

35520   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 5:01pm  

35521   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 5:31pm  

35522   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 5:31pm  

35523   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 5:32pm  

35524   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:22pm  

35525   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:22pm  

35526   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:22pm  

35527   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:23pm  

35528   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:23pm  

35529   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:26pm  

35530   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:27pm  

35531   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:27pm  

35532   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:27pm  

35533   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:31pm  

Teslas are the bomb. Can't wait for that DARPA satellite to lock me in while they detonate the car remotely.

35534   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:38pm  

Economic contributors and computer geniuses.
35535   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:39pm  

Looks like they detonated a device offshore under water, as in Japan, to induce the tsunami.
Weather warfare is real.
35536   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:41pm  

The tsunami selfy stick award of the day.
35537   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:42pm  

35538   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:43pm  

First, capture the government agencies that the People trust.

35539   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:44pm  

35540   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:49pm  

The 'elites' are vying for the position of concentration camp guards over the surviving slaves to serve the reptilians and curry technology. 500 million is plenty to eat and bleed when labors are done.

35541   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:50pm  

Is that all? What a pushover.

35542   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 6:55pm  

After Diddy's fake Federal trial, between Jizzlaine, Jeffrey, and Sam in the retired spies home in Tel Aviv, they have enough for a daily bridge game in the courtyard.

35543   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 7:00pm  

"Oprah talked me into all that fake, virtue signaling charity shit in Maui over the DEW'd Native fritters in Lahaina, then offered me stock in the redevelopment. That stepped over the line of my conscience, and I no longer get a steep adrenochrome discount."


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