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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,066,353 views  41,321 comments

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38325   Patrick   2024 Jul 2, 2:48pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






What are those strange golden-award looking things, third row down?
38326   Patrick   2024 Jul 2, 3:44pm  

Patrick says

I wonder if we can figure out the names of the people in that oligarchy, which is probably pretty small.


Somewhere I just read that only three people are really running the show:

Secretary of State: Antony J. Blinken
Secretary of Defense: Lloyd Austin
Director of CIA: William J. Burns

Their jobs are all appointed, and at risk if Trump recovers his rightful places in the White House.
38327   DemocratsAreTotallyFucked   2024 Jul 2, 3:51pm  

Spox Bitch faces the press first time after debate:



I believe that studies shoe that lesbians have a high suicide rate. And she's going to be hit by this from now until November?
38330   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 4:18pm  



38334   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 4:36pm  



38335   Booger   2024 Jul 2, 6:21pm  



38338   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 7:05pm  

Was this an excuse or just more programmed dufus self indictment from the Actor? Only the shadow cabinet knows for sure.

38342   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 7:53pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says







More Goebbels projection crap, but, you don't have to talk me into voting for Trump, I already am.
38343   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 7:56pm  


38344   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 7:56pm  


38345   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 7:57pm  



38346   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 7:59pm  

Translation: The CIA said that me and the Biden Actor are to be terminated with extreme prejudice since were are the classic "Men who know too much (woman)". Pleas re-elect to avoid this personal tragedy.

38347   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 8:00pm  



38349   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 10:17pm  

Well, if they acknowledge that it is a 'bigger dick' contest, maybe that's true. However, probably just more fake poll numerology comms. They already have an actress for Michael, saw it, as usual much svelter and less rough trade than Michael. The actual be-dicked Michael might never be seen again if they get 'Michelle' to run. They will continue to run their avatar cartoon charade politicians probably because the ritual humiliation of the populace is too irresistible to them.

https://twitter.com/Megatron_ron/status/1808219760653750731/photo/1
38350   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 10:22pm  

"I'm not a real doctor. Fuck, I'm not even Jill. Call the CIA for more details."

38351   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 10:27pm  

Like the movie 'Gremlins'. Bolshevism is their final evolved form after the first was the cuddly, delusional, virtue signaling ditz.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/132674
38352   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 10:29pm  

Probably his most formidable super power: The Trump Switcheroo

38356   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 10:37pm  

And, the only bad news, it'll cost you at least a million a pop to defend your Constitutional Rights.

38357   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 10:40pm  

Did they finally attach the ticker tape from Switzerland that "Joe is Out" to her vodka bottle so she could see it?

38358   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 10:41pm  

The older they get, the more their resident demons emerge.

38359   Ceffer   2024 Jul 2, 10:42pm  

Boy, you can say that again, but only on CNN or MSNBC. I wonder if Jazz is having a cognitive dissonance nervous breakdown? Can the fracture be healed? Somebody better put ohmen on suicide watch for a while.

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