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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,021,804 views  40,178 comments

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40140   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 1:49am  

Maybe Trump is trying to push the value of Bitcoin past the threshold that McAfee set up that would release all of his purloined government computer files. Apparently, there was a concerted effort to hold Bitcoin below this trigger point to prevent the dead man's switch from activating.

40141   Onvacation   2024 Sep 19, 5:24am  

goofus says

Pressure is inversely proportional to the square of temperature. As pressure increases, say by 9 times atmospheric (to make the math easy), melting point is reduced to 1/3rd of its standard temp and pressure value.

Let's call it the "pancake in a pressure cooker" theory.
@goofus did you make that up or read it in Popular Mechanics?
40146   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:05am  

Yup. The bombing of the techverse.

40148   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:45am  

That'll come in handy when the Great Socialist Paradise sends organ harvesters to your doorstep.

"I wondered if I was related to royalty, but wound up missing a kidney and half my liver."


40149   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:46am  

Hmmm. What was that boiler plate you signed again to see if you were related to the Queen?

40151   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:49am  

But you can always page your doctor if you have a problem. OOps, he got blown up somehow.

40152   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:50am  

Saturnalian misrule and bio and nutrition terrorisms halted and the henchmen hung.

40154   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:53am  

Obama with his fake 'Negro' voice. Stoned immaculate. The gay demons dance.


40156   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:57am  

The Gates of Hell are a game show. MKUltra drugs for the cattle chute butchers.

40168   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 12:02pm  

Hands folded in front in the KommieKunt cattle pen posture. I can see the purple haired immense hirsute lesbian commanding the background people to fold their hands in front of them for symbolic handcuffing in a ritualized humiliation gesture.

40173   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 12:12pm  

Wow. Sounds gayer than shit. Soros/Freemason Fecal Impaction.

40174   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 1:36pm  

Baphomet smiles and loves him/her a little tortured baby blood.

40176   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 1:43pm  

"We are going to have a lot of heeling to do after the next election fraud. That is, putting the people under our heel and populating the gulags for re-education."

40177   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 1:45pm  

Funny, Japanese columnist Hikaru says that the assassination attempts are being arranged by the FBI and Homeland Security. The CIA called him to complain that they demand equal credit.

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