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Nasty. A sad legacy to leave for a life.

What a relief! He didn't die of fentanyl overdose, things must be looking up! No more being pelted by sopping wet panties of TV anchor groupies. Wait, was that a man he was with? Maybe pelted by Calvin Kleins.

" During the encounter, Burrous inserted two “rocks” of crystal meth through his rectum before falling unconscious."

Rectum hell, it KILLED HIM! This delivery method offers no way to control and titrate the dose for desired effect, making overdose like this way too easy. People get alcohol toxicity this way too.

They were looking to induce "meth dick" which gives you a raging boner that never stops the action by cumming. With a woman its a good way to wind up with a well chafed and raw dick and pussy. Assholes aren't built for extended pumping though so this sounds like a poorly thought out therefore doomed encounter all around. Meth isn't exactly known for enhancing finer cognitive functions.

lol anal meth death

Hey how did your dad die? Anal Meth Death. What a way to leave your family, we will probably find he gave his wife aids.

Anal Meth Death. Now, we will have a heavy metal group by that name. Thanks, Burrous!

Here's the "uncut" story:
https://theblast.com/ktla-anchor-chris-burrous-died-overdose-crystal-meth-anus/

Automan Empire says

it KILLED HIM

He left work complaining he did not feel well--how little did he know how prophetic that would become.

P N Dr Lo R says

Automan Empire says

it KILLED HIM

He left work complaining he did not feel well--how little did he know how prophetic that would become.

He claimed he was having GI issues, only to later impale his colon with some guy’s baloney pony.

Liberal Deviant behavior.

porkchopexpress says

only to later impale his colon with some guy’s baloney pony.

The Enumclaw horse sex case on which the movie Zoo was based. These people really have some loose screws.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Is this a thing? Like one guy packs it into the other guy with his wang?

Thats what i was wondering, learn something new every day.

They got it all wrong. The gerbil was supposed to eat the meth and whirlygig him to ecstasy while his butt twirled like broken washing machine.

Bad gerbil.