patrick.net

Thanks for looking out for me.

San Francisco is out of its collective mind. I don't care how much piss lands on the floor, the guy who works there can wipe it the fuck up. What's the big deal? It's not like a baby took a shit on it.

Patrick's correct, you can piss down the sink also; but run the water because the standing piss will start to ferment (if you do this at home). In a public place I guess the water runs down the sink enough.

There are only two sexes.

Kakistocracy says

probably not the best idea to advertise your intentions on a public forum lest someone from local city police etc. happen to be reading this - unless you are looking for additional experiences within the "system".

Is this guy serious?

Squat Like A Bitch! The new SF anthem! Non-Squatters will be dressed in leather and face lashed by transgendered dick gauntlets!

BayArea says

What issue do you have with this sign?

Personally, i have a phobia of putting my skin on or near a public toilet...and no, a layer or 2 of paper doesn't make me feel much better

Sit on our slimy cootie interface! Share the cootie wealth! There is no cootie like a San Francisco cootie!

BayArea says

Is this guy serious?

Think the police and other enforcement agencies do not ever look at public forums ?

BayArea says

What issue do you have with this sign?

Maybe it was put up by the cleaning person that’s tired of cleaning piss off the floor?

Or you got upset over a joke made to rile you up? What comedy club was this?

There's a big issue with this. Women often menstruate while peeing and the blood splatters all over the bowl, border, and seat. There's real risk of infections with this and it is incredibly gross. Urine is relatively sterile and there's pretty much zero diseases you can contract by getting in contact with urine. So again we're going against science just for the feelz and leftoid feminist idiocies. I have no problems with putting the seat up and back down etc. and doing a clean piss but I surely will never sit down in a public bathroom unless it's very clean and there are covers and/or enough toilet paper.

You can probably get an std in some parts of SF. Whatever the gay and bum zones are.

Same in LA.

Standing to pee is a microaggression, exerting your toxic masculinity on others. Please sit to pee and leave your balls at the front desk as you leave.

If you don't squat, the internet cams can't get a good shot.

Here's the name of the place: Stage Werx, and the about page shows the... creature who presumably arranged for these signs:




"Ty"... i guess that's short for.. "Ty-ranny of the Gynarchy"

http://www.stagewerx.org/about

Pat?
Chris?
uh...

cmdrdataleak says

"Ty-ranny of the Gynarchy"

Perhaps of the "Abandoned Peni-Archy"

MisterLearnToCode says

Pat?
Chris?
uh...

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Adrogynous names when shortened... (Christine or Christopher, etc.)

Aids affects aim.
Sign is completely understandable for this locale.