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It only took TWO YEARS for Babylon Bee Satire to become Reality.

https://notthebee.com/article/a-lesbian-dating-site-is-being-overrun-by-trans-women-and-the-clown-world-just-keep-on-a-spinnin

A lesbian dating app is being overrun by "trans women"

Booger says

A lesbian dating app is being overrun by "trans women"

Are they bragging about their penis size with dick selfies?

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

It only took TWO YEARS for Babylon Bee Satire to become Reality.

I remember when I was a kid and my father was drinking at the bar section of one of our better restaurants, and being kicked out because I wasn't of age - and it was part of the restaurant.

I couldn't even enter a bar when I was a young adult without showing proof of age. Shit, that happened to me when I was 30.

Booger says

A lesbian dating app is being overrun by "trans women"

Just like UK Women's Prisons were on track to be 20% Male.

Bd6r says

Oh, this one is easy: Dave is black face of white supremacy, so cancel his black ass!

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/10/florida-school-board-member-chaperones-little-children-gay-bar-field-trip/

Booger says

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/10/florida-school-board-member-chaperones-little-children-gay-bar-field-trip/

I don't think there is anyone in a community that believes that elementary school kids should not only be aware that Gay bars exist, but are in their neighborhood, and that they should be proud of it. Which is this Dimfuck's premise for bringing them there. It's the hill she's decided to die on, as her argument. I sure hope Broward is smarter than that.

FuckCCP89 says

Could you imagine sitting through this class? What could you POSSIBLY learn that was useful from it, even if everything in it was entirely factual?

richwicks says

FuckCCP89 says

Could you imagine sitting through this class? What could you POSSIBLY learn that was useful from it, even if everything in it was entirely factual?

Well, I'm left-handed, so don't oppress me with your right-handed privilege!

mell says

richwicks says

FuckCCP89 says

Could you imagine sitting through this class? What could you POSSIBLY learn that was useful from it, even if everything in it was entirely factual?

Well, I'm left-handed, so... ;)

I'll become one if it means better pay and faster promotions. :)

Me becoming a non-binary Hispanic has already paid off, btw. =))

https://archive.md/ei7lr

LAPD Advises City Residents to ‘Cooperate and Comply’ with Robbers

Booger says

LAPD Advises City Residents to ‘Cooperate and Comply’ with Robbers

"Please don't interfere with the resource redistribution efforts of our Communist deputized oppressed classes!"

Booger says

Are the two organizations significantly different? Basically, it's a nature club as I understood it.

There's a simple fix for all this stupidity. Make it part of a religion - but in name only. You can get rid of the homosexual pedophiles that way - not to say all homosexuals leading boyscout troups are pedophiles, but all pedophiles in boyscout troups are homosexuals.

Yes, the Mormons left the Boy Scout organization and started their own.

They said fuck woke shit.

richwicks says

FuckCCP89 says

Could you imagine sitting through this class? What could you POSSIBLY learn that was useful from it, even if everything in it was entirely factual?

What ass backwards places spend money on shit like this?

Fortwaynemobile says

What ass backwards places spend taxpayer money on shit like this?

Just to amplify the key point.

Training materials for the Springfield, Mo., school district told teachers they could be engaging in white supremacy simply by insisting the English language be used or calling police on a black suspect, according to records released under a freedom of information request.

The materials, provided to Just the News, include a 40-plus slide training deck that proclaimed its goal was to train teachers on how to address "systemic racism and xenophobia" in the school district and to understand the difference between oppressors and the oppressed. Critics say the slide deck is part of a larger Critical Race Theory curriculum that parents are increasingly rejecting.

It included an "oppression matrix" that identified privileged social groups capable of oppression as including "white people," "male assigned at birth," "gender conforming CIS men and women," "heterosexuals," "rich, upper-class people" and "Protestants."

The victims of oppression, the slide stated, included minorities, gays, transgender people, working class and poor Americans.

Instructing teachers that "systemic racism" was a real phenomenon in America, the training defined systemic racism as a system characterized by "public policies, institutional practices, cultural representations, and other social norms that, while not practiced consciously, reinforce and perpetuate racial group inequity."

"It identifies dimensions of our history and culture that have allowed privileges associated with 'whiteness' and disadvantages associated with 'color' to endure and adapt over time," one slide declared.

The training also gave a broad definition of white supremacy as "a culture which positions white people and all that is associated with them (whiteness) as ideal."

It listed examples of "covert white supremacy" as "calling the police on black people," "education funding from property tax," "English-only initiatives," "mass incarceration," the term "all lives matters" and "treating kids of color as adults."
https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/education/missouri-teachers-told-white-supremacy-includes-english-only-calling

That's why fat women are unhappy, they hold people to higher standards, than their own.

Tenpoundbass says

That's why fat women are unhappy, they hold people to higher standards, than their own.

They are also unhappy because deep down they realize they have ZERO discipline to maintain their bodies. Having no control over their lives leads them to require control over others lives of those they select.

Being fat is an automatic 4 point drop in looks out of 10.

Throw in anything else including age and your in the ugly zone.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/20/us/angry-white-men-trials-blake-cec/index.html

CNN's internet content department hasn't gotten the memo.

Or, They're probably trying figure out how to reign in their abundant Woke Opinionistas without looking "Oppressive".

Word is CNN is being very, very careful now with their Broadcast Coverage.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/colorado-officials-scrapping-sex-offender-term-citing-negative-effects

Colorado Officials Scrapping "Sex Offender" Term, Citing "Negative Effects"

Booger says

Colorado Officials Scrapping "Sex Offender" Term, Citing "Negative Effects"

Yes, they are now using the much more enlightened terms: "Deputized Pedophiles" and "involuntary Sex Dispensers".

Ceffer says

Booger says

Colorado Officials Scrapping "Sex Offender" Term, Citing "Negative Effects"

Yes, they are now using the much more enlightened terms: "Deputized Pedophiles" and "involuntary Sex Dispensers".

I knew a guy that had a friend over to his place that accessed child pornography at his house when he was there. As a result, he was forced to register as a sexual offender for life although he didn't access it. He thinks he was setup, and he may have been.

If you ever get dragged into court you will be advised to plea. If you don't plea, the defender will warn you that they will throw the book at you. That's our real judicial system.

Prosecutors don't care if you're innocent or guilty, they just want to score a win. They want to appear to be doing something even when they are convicting (a possibly?) innocent person. I also have multiple lawyers in my family, a public defender will defend somebody to their best of their ability even when they are absolutely certain of guilt. A prosecutor will do their best convict somebody even when they are absolutely certain of innocence.

That happened with Rittenhouse. They don't give a fuck if the person is innocent or guilty. I'm sure the prosecutor in the George Floyd/Derek Chauvin considers it quite a victor to have convicted Chauvin because he knows full well Chauvin is innocent. In a layer's mind, they don't care about justice or convicting innocent people or getting guilty people off. That's outside of their job mandate. Trust me, they don't give a shit.

Private lawyers might. Some private lawyers once they are convinced of a person's guilt will resign from the case. That wasn't the case for OJ Simpson though. They don't care. There's a ton of sociopaths as lawyers.

richwicks says

That happened with Rittenhouse. They don't give a fuck if the person is innocent or guilty. I'm sure the prosecutor in the George Floyd/Derek Chauvin considers it quite a victor to have convicted Chauvin because he knows full well Chauvin is innocent. In a layer's mind, they don't care about justice or convicting innocent people or getting guilty people off. That's outside of their job mandate. Trust me, they don't give a shit.

Yup. They teach this in law school.

"They got a process, so it's fine."

This is why legal philosophy and picking lawyers can't be left to Professional Associations.

Who can be a lawyer and how the law is interpreted is probably one of the most important decisions any society can make.

richwicks says

Some private lawyers once they are convinced of a person's guilt will resign from the case.

Getting guilty people off is the most lucrative way to practice law.

HeadSet says

Getting guilty people off is the most lucrative way to practice law.

And putting a 17-year old on the sex offender list because he took a hummer from a girl in the grade below him is the easiest way for a prosecutor to say "I'm tough on sex offenders" when running for DA or Lt. Gov.

Going after an Epstein is too hard, and he might lose. Too many lawyers, too much money for the defense. Ruin his great record. So he'll go after that Senior Football Player who got the Blowie Joey from the Sophomore at a party last summer.

Rodriguez doesn't have any money or car to impound; Elmer does. Charge Elmer and let Rodriguez walk.

HeadSet says

richwicks says

Some private lawyers once they are convinced of a person's guilt will resign from the case.

Getting guilty people off is the most lucrative way to practice law.

I know this, but that's why lawyers are so hated.

The fact that lawyers are needed at all is ridiculous. Our legal system is designed not to protect society at all.

I think we'll see a change in time. Cameras are so cheap, and so pervasive, I expect a complete change in society. It won't be long before everybody is always recorded, the problem with this, is obvious, but it's going to happen.

One thing I've learned in engineering is that if it can be done, it will be done. In time, it will be commonplace for a car to constantly record and there will be no doubt who is at fault in an accident. It's already happening with police officers, which is a good thing - it protects them and the person the cops are going after. It's going to be done, for better or for worse.

Look at Hunter Biden and Joe Biden - he's guilty as hell. He's completely corrupt, but our old system defends him still, but have him dead to rights. You're seeing a slow breakdown of the old system of corruption but I fear the new system of it.

Just on a holiday to Krakow. I decided to visit the Auschwitz museum and have to say I was absolutely horrified to learn that they do not offer non-binary toilets. I ask you, has there ever been another group in history who have suffered as much persecution as transgender people?

The older generation likes to claim that Gen Z are lazy ,selfish, and morally bankrupt. But I ask you this, whenever there is a terrorist attack or major disaster, how many old people make the effort to film graphic videos of the victims and selflessly share them on social media?

The police have been round my house, after my neighbours complained about me hiding puberty blockers in the Halloween candy. Apparently they are taking this very seriously. They have arrested everyone who complained, for transphobia, and offered me counselling. The system works.

If I want to sleep with a person who is married or in a relationship, I temporarily identify as the wife/husband/partner of that person. If they refuse to sleep with me on the basis that I'm "Clearly not that thier wife/husband/partner" I report them for bigotry. Simple.

Last night the police found me spray painting gender affirming lady dicks on my local play park. Several officers were dispatched to apprehend me but I managed to evade capture by repeatedly shouting out new pronouns as I ran, which made it impossible for them to ID me.

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