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Maybe Blofeld will kill off his wife again and solve that predicament.

Imagine a married Bond trying to keep his activities undercover; "Where are you going?" "Out" "When will you be back?" "Later" "Why do you have your passport with you?" "I lost my picture ID." "I found a lot of cash in your tuxedo last night" "I won the office football pool." "I didn't recognize the color of lipstick on your dipstick this morning" "Gotta go now honey!"

"I'll have that knobby strap on shaken, not stirred."

Two soys downvoted this thread. They need female instruction

A comment from youtube:

Next Bond: supervillain kidnaps bond and does surgery on him so that he is female, hormone therapy, plastic surgery. He spends the rest of the movie learning valuable lessons about the patriarchy and female oppression. The villain goes to prison because bond did not consent, but Bond stays trans and thanks the villain.

NoCoupForYou says

Two soys downvoted this thread. They need female instruction

Hillarious that they never ever comment. Literally no one here has publicly taken up the “woke” banner.

I’d love someone to. I’m in the mood for dishing out a good beat down.

a href="/post/1328810&offset=0#comment-1632529">NoCoupForYou says

wo soys downvoted this thread. They need female instruction

Soys or SJW feminst nuns with yardsticks. They are likely shattered to catatonia for a brief period before their fingers awaken, and they leave with fresh rage.

Patnet is a rage-refeuling outpost for the monolithic and humorless wokesters.

I predict this movie will make more money than all the other Bind movies as it appeals to a greater audience

Without gratuitous violence and wanton, lascivious, zipless sex in every port of evil, Bond is no more. They already dropped the notion that Bond is able to do all his stuff chain smoking himself to cigarette miner's lung and dousing a pint of gin for breakfast.

in next 007, the agent will be baking cookies and wearing an apron, while his wife will be battling bad guys.
and last episode will include a trans gender surgery where he chops off his dick and asks bad guys to accept him for who he is... after that he'll donate all his salary to pay reparations.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Time for an AF counter-Bond production, featuring Jimmy O'Bond, silent international assassins who travels with a female sex slave army of kung fu killers who bathe O'Bond every night with their wanton tongues.

do it

FortWayneIndiana says

his wife will be battling bad guys.

who will all be white fucking males, and their deplorable crimes will be misgendering Bond's wife and claiming that xe is female, while in reality xe is genderfluid

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Time for an AF counter-Bond production, featuring Jimmy O'Bond, silent international assassins who travels with a female sex slave army of kung fu killers who bathe O'Bond every night with their wanton tongues.

That would be much cheaper to produce, and gross more at the box office than this Bond movie will.

Austin Powers is more manly than this new Bond.