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Let's get it straight, Kathleen Kennedy, not Disney Inc, ruined Star Wars
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2019 Dec 17, 10:57am 10,070 views 97 comments
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Shaman
2020 Jun 23, 3:39pm
Shaman
2020 Jun 23, 3:39pm
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-new-episode-the-mandalorian-has-to-protect-baby-yoda-from-being-ruined-by-rian-johnson
“ U.S.—In the latest episode of Disney+’s hit show The Mandalorian, Baby Yoda -- widely regarded as the greatest cultural contribution of the last one hundred years -- faces his greatest threat. And that threat: Rian Johnson, full of ideas.
I’ve got some great ideas for your kid there,” says an eager Rian Johnson as he approaches the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda on a backwater planet. “What if we find out he does have a name, and it’s ‘Glorp’? And what if we find out he’s been able to talk all this time, but he sounds like a surly cab driver? That will blow people away.”
The terse Mandalorian responds with, “No,” “That’s a horrible idea,” and “I’ll think about it” to all of the ideas while trying to lose Rian Johnson, who then attempts to steer the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda to a casino planet where he should have “lots of fun adventures.”
Eventually, an increasingly deranged Johnson corners the Mandalorian and suggests that maybe in one episode Baby Yoda could just be suddenly killed off with no resolution to who he was, since “the show isn’t really about Baby Yoda.” He also suggests giving the Mandalorian a plucky sidekick who could give a speech about how “bounty hunting is really about love.”
The show ends with the Mandalorian convincing Rian Johnson to instead work on his own property in a galaxy even longer ago and much farther away.
This episode is rated TV-MA for Star Wars fans for being the scariest thing ever aired.“
“ U.S.—In the latest episode of Disney+’s hit show The Mandalorian, Baby Yoda -- widely regarded as the greatest cultural contribution of the last one hundred years -- faces his greatest threat. And that threat: Rian Johnson, full of ideas.
I’ve got some great ideas for your kid there,” says an eager Rian Johnson as he approaches the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda on a backwater planet. “What if we find out he does have a name, and it’s ‘Glorp’? And what if we find out he’s been able to talk all this time, but he sounds like a surly cab driver? That will blow people away.”
The terse Mandalorian responds with, “No,” “That’s a horrible idea,” and “I’ll think about it” to all of the ideas while trying to lose Rian Johnson, who then attempts to steer the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda to a casino planet where he should have “lots of fun adventures.”
Eventually, an increasingly deranged Johnson corners the Mandalorian and suggests that maybe in one episode Baby Yoda could just be suddenly killed off with no resolution to who he was, since “the show isn’t really about Baby Yoda.” He also suggests giving the Mandalorian a plucky sidekick who could give a speech about how “bounty hunting is really about love.”
The show ends with the Mandalorian convincing Rian Johnson to instead work on his own property in a galaxy even longer ago and much farther away.
This episode is rated TV-MA for Star Wars fans for being the scariest thing ever aired.“
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jun 23, 3:45pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jun 23, 3:45pm
Face it Disney hasn't been Disney since Walt died.
I would put any Disney era full feature films up against any Family Animation made since then.
Not a single one could out do, Dumbo, Bambi, Snow White and the Seven Schmucks, Jungle Book ect..
I would put any Disney era full feature films up against any Family Animation made since then.
Not a single one could out do, Dumbo, Bambi, Snow White and the Seven Schmucks, Jungle Book ect..
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Jun 23, 4:15pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Jun 23, 4:15pm
Rumors: Disney and Lucasfilm Panicking, thinking about making Last Trilogy non-Canonical to save Franchise while Hamill still alive.
Are we finally seeing financial concerns trump Wokeness in Hollywood?
www.youtube.com/embed/9H91ZTzqVI4
Are we finally seeing financial concerns trump Wokeness in Hollywood?
www.youtube.com/embed/9H91ZTzqVI4
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Shaman
2020 Jun 24, 7:27am
Shaman
2020 Jun 24, 7:27am
That would be a good first step. Next step would be the firing of Kathleen Kennedy and every one of her producers and toadies.
I don’t know if they can produce better content and stories in the future, but they have to begin with jettisoning the detritus of SJW Woke Wars from the canon.
I don’t know if they can produce better content and stories in the future, but they have to begin with jettisoning the detritus of SJW Woke Wars from the canon.
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Patrick
2020 Jun 24, 10:34am
Patrick
2020 Jun 24, 10:34am
just_dregalicious says
Absolutely.
What we have is a failure of American men to actually be men.
Most of it is attitude. Men should literally be strong and take no shit from women.
There are three good external things men can do to change their internal lives:
1. grow a beard if at all possible
2. lift weights daily
3. own a gun
I'm serious. Each one of those works to increase the traditional masculine attitude that we badly need right now, though there are many others.
If we had strong male role models like we used to I suspect this 3rd wave feminist crap would still just be fringe.
Absolutely.
What we have is a failure of American men to actually be men.
Most of it is attitude. Men should literally be strong and take no shit from women.
There are three good external things men can do to change their internal lives:
1. grow a beard if at all possible
2. lift weights daily
3. own a gun
I'm serious. Each one of those works to increase the traditional masculine attitude that we badly need right now, though there are many others.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Jun 24, 10:39am
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Jun 24, 10:39am
Disney paid a freakin' fortune for Lucasfilm.
George Lucas thought his long-term employee who he raised up from the typing pool will preserve his legacy; instead, she made it all about herself and WOMYN.
The only thing saving Kennedy is the fact she's a woman.
www.youtube.com/embed/26-VzfBZg1w
George Lucas thought his long-term employee who he raised up from the typing pool will preserve his legacy; instead, she made it all about herself and WOMYN.
The only thing saving Kennedy is the fact she's a woman.
www.youtube.com/embed/26-VzfBZg1w
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Rin
2020 Jun 24, 1:42pm
Rin
2020 Jun 24, 1:42pm
Patrick says
Aside from the beard and no 3, since I live in Massachusetts, I think I'm the only guy on PatNet who's completely rejected women, having nothing to do with them outside of hoeing.
1. grow a beard if at all possible
2. lift weights daily
3. own a gun
I'm serious. Each one of those works to increase the traditional masculine attitude that we badly need right now, though there are many others.
Aside from the beard and no 3, since I live in Massachusetts, I think I'm the only guy on PatNet who's completely rejected women, having nothing to do with them outside of hoeing.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Jul 1, 12:57pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Jul 1, 12:57pm
Looks like Kennedy is being softly dropped from Lucasfilm. Apparently, she is going to start her own Woke Female Film Company.
Jon Favreau might be named an interim head, since the Mandalorian was successful (DISCLOSURE: I haven't seen any Star Wars since 1-3, which also sucked, but at least it sucked in a normal way and not in a woke way)
www.youtube.com/embed/4i_hhsrPVDs
Jon Favreau might be named an interim head, since the Mandalorian was successful (DISCLOSURE: I haven't seen any Star Wars since 1-3, which also sucked, but at least it sucked in a normal way and not in a woke way)
www.youtube.com/embed/4i_hhsrPVDs
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richwicks
2020 Jul 1, 1:07pm
richwicks
2020 Jul 1, 1:07pm
Rin says
They re-hired James Gunn.
They also hired Victor Salva after his child rape conviction. His rape victim protested the opening of Powder.
Fuck Dizzney.
So let's stop with the Disney bashing.
They re-hired James Gunn.
They also hired Victor Salva after his child rape conviction. His rape victim protested the opening of Powder.
Fuck Dizzney.
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Sorry, that's just not the case. This is not the C-suite vs humanity epic battle of wits. This is one nasty, men-hating bitch, Kathleen Kennedy and her cronies vs humanity.
What happened was that Lucas mistakenly took Kathleen to be a friend/ally .... however, instead, little did he know but his protege, who was with Lucasfilm since the time of 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' and 'Return of the Jedi' was a snake in the grass, a Femi-Nazi Manchurian candidate of a Palpatine-like nature. Yes, Lucas handed the franchise over to her and Disney simply allowed Lucasfilm to run as a wholly owned subsidiary under Lucas's hand chosen successor.
As long as the franchise made money, Disney's executives gave carte blanche to Kathleen Kennedy.
So let's stop with the Disney bashing. For all intensive purposes, they did the right thing. Let Lucasfilm run itself and it can make money for the parent company w/o needing to micromanage the organization.