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Corona virus (more correctly, Wuhan virus)


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2020 Jan 24, 12:33pm   192,466 views  3,372 comments

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Anyone wants to risk a bet on the eventual number of sick people? Dead people?

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1792   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2020 Jul 9, 8:01pm  

Corona made me fat!

- I was just thinking I've yet to hear that however I expect I will.

I've actually lost about 10lbs. My scale went all wonky a week ago after a battery leaked and I need to fix it before that reverses.
1793   RC2006   2020 Jul 13, 8:38am  

People are so fucking brainwashed. Two ladies at work one black and one Mexican that live in Long Beach were telling me they're kid have to go back to school because of Trump. I usually just say nothing but it just came out of my mouth, I told them this is CA what does Trump have to do with anything in this state its all run by democrats if you don't like the way things are here take it up with them. Just blows me away how uninformed and how much the media has brainwashed most people here.They are both scared their kids will catch it and die, its disgusting the way the media is being used as a tool of fear.
1794   mell   2020 Jul 13, 9:21am  

RC2006 says
People are so fucking brainwashed. Two ladies at work one black and one Mexican that live in Long Beach were telling me they're kid have to go back to school because of Trump. I usually just say nothing but it just came out of my mouth, I told them this is CA what does Trump have to do with anything in this state its all run by democrats if you don't like the way things are here take it up with them. Just blows me away how uninformed and how much the media has brainwashed most people here.They are both scared their kids will catch it and die, its disgusting the way the media is being used as a tool of fear.


Unbelievable. Their kids will be imbeciles since they can never go to school because respiratory! virus!
1796   Eric Holder   2020 Jul 14, 11:30am  

mell says

Unbelievable. Their kids will be imbeciles since they can never go to school because respiratory! virus!


Their kids will be imbeciles regardless. Because genetics.
1797   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 14, 1:16pm  

It's settled, Covid testing is Gay

1798   mell   2020 Jul 14, 1:18pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Chong-Li! lol
1799   Eric Holder   2020 Jul 14, 1:43pm  

We keep hearing about "second wave" and such. How come there is no evidence of any significant "second waves" literally anywhere (if measured in excessive deaths, of corse, the only measure that matters):



1800   socal2   2020 Jul 14, 2:14pm  

We did as we were told and flattened the curve. Now the Karen's are freaking out that infections are rising in some states as designed.




It is clear as mud that New York, New Jersey and Connecticut fucked up and never flattened anything. So it is beyond Chutzpah for Cuomo and Scientifically illiterate (or dishonest) Democrats and Media gaslighting us to praise Cuomo while they shit on Florida and Texas.




1801   Booger   2020 Jul 16, 4:06am  

I ride a bike everywhere and all the cars on the road make me feel unsafe. Everyone stop driving, stop being cry babies about it, just do it and show everyone you care.
1802   Booger   2020 Jul 16, 4:06am  

Please sign my change.org petition to make wearing diapers mandatory. Your right to choose your undergarments doesn't surpass my right to save my grandma from your ass. Please understand that diapers are masks for your ass. You wear your diaper to protect me, I wear my diaper to protect you. This is not a joke, covid can spread through feces, so we have to be sure our airborne poo particles are not killing any grandmas through brownian motion. We could avoid contaminated seats and benches and thus any viral spread if everyone wore extra absorbent diapers, as well as toxic miasmas from flatulence.
1803   Booger   2020 Jul 16, 4:49pm  

I wish the Chinese virus was as deadly as they say because I really hate fat people.
1805   Booger   2020 Jul 16, 5:05pm  

I attend a #BLM protest four times a week at my gym, I'm safe.
1810   Onvacation   2020 Jul 17, 6:35pm  

Exactly. If you fear for your life stay home.

I don't like covering my face in stores, but it's store rules and I want groceries. I refuse to cover my face in the open air. If you are afraid wear your mask and keep your distance.
1812   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 18, 11:03am  

We've got to boycott businesses that embrace the County and Cities ordnance.

It's a goddamn disgrace that people are so stupid. All of the local bars, have removed the stools from the bars, but have placed the high top tables near the bar, with four high top chairs around them. You can sit in the same general location, just in a different seating configuration. Makes no sense at all.

I walked in Guitar Center yesterday, I wanted to buy a new Drum key and some heads for my set. I was probably going to spend 3 to 4 hundred bucks with all of the stuff I wanted on my wish list. The guy at the door tells me I have to pull my mask up over my nose. So I pulled it up, but then I saw a guy I know that works there, and said Hi to him, as I did my mask slid down revealing my nose. He then points at my nose, I ignored him. He said you have to pull your mask up. I said it's OK I'm a protester "Hands up don't shoot!" He says no, you have to pull it up or leave.

I was the only guy in the whole store, every employee is at least 20 feet from me behind their department's counter.
I said "Fuck this commie shit, I'll buy off line, this place is dead ass empty and you're going to enforce some commie shit like this? You fools will all be out of a job by this time next year. I'll buy from Amazon not even Musician Friend(GC's sister company)"

And I fucking left, I'll never go back ever even when this is lifted. I go to Bravo all day long with my nose sticking out and don't get an inch of slack from them. Even if that Haitian security guard did tell me I had to wear a mask. As long as you have your chin strap on, they don't care. The level of enforcement and just how commie they want to get, is up to the business owner. I'm swearing off the ones that get all full of themselves enforcing this unlawful unconstitutional act.

There will be lawsuits eventually, this is America still and the wheels of justice turns very slow. It's how the back of Communists will be broken in this country after Trump dispatches the Mutts out of our Government. We will deal with the little petty brown shirts after. Just fucking go sit down and wait for us Mother Fuckers! Oh we're coming!

Being a wanna be commie is going to get very expensive.
I gauranfuckingtee it!
1813   mell   2020 Jul 18, 12:00pm  

The leftoid pigs keep squealing but the recovered cases are about to outnumber the active cases any day now. This thing is over within the next few weeks.
1814   WookieMan   2020 Jul 18, 12:10pm  

Tenpoundbass says
All of the local bars, have removed the stools from the bars, but have placed the high top tables near the bar, with four high top chairs around them. You can sit in the same general location, just in a different seating configuration. Makes no sense at all.

Just witnessed this for the first time on Thursday. Why not alternate bar seats if the person is not a part of a group? Duh. Nah, just shut the bar seating down basically. I'll go in for lunch and have a beer solo after a errand or appointment. I now have to take an entire 4 top to myself. Pure stupidity.
1815   mich   2020 Jul 18, 2:04pm  

Where's that video with the two guys and one has the masks? Funny thanks @patrick
1816   mich   2020 Jul 18, 2:05pm  

Where's the video of the two guys one has the mask and the other doesnt thanks wanted to send it around @patrick
1817   Patrick   2020 Jul 18, 2:59pm  

@mich The black guys?

It was on this site somewhere, but can't find it yet. Looking...
1818   Patrick   2020 Jul 18, 3:07pm  

@mich Here it is, the two black guys talking about how crazy Wuhan virus masks are.

https://patrick.net/post/1329897?1800#comment-1685256

It's called "Mask Off" and seems to be by guys who call themselves "Barricade Garage":

www.youtube.com/embed/1yKWubzjD-k

Their contact info: barricadegarage43@gmail.com

Here is their channel, likely to be deleted by Google for not conforming: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTD7FIfKEND5zuTNLwl2P9A
1819   WookieMan   2020 Jul 19, 4:18am  

Patrick says
Here is their channel, likely to be deleted by Google for not conforming:

Nah, they're black. They're safe likely. I just watched the embedded video here and not on youtube, but if they in fact put the links to the statistics mentioned, there's no way it could be pulled down. YouTube would have to admit publicly that they pulled down a black channel for citing statistics. That wouldn't go over well.
1820   Booger   2020 Jul 19, 5:14am  

WookieMan says
Nah, they're black. They're safe likely.


They will be censored just the same:
1822   Onvacation   2020 Jul 25, 6:39pm  

Heraclitusstudent says
Anyone wants to risk a bet on the eventual number of sick people? Dead people?

Uncountable sick and a million dead, mostly from side effects of the lockdown.
1823   mell   2020 Jul 26, 9:41am  

40k cases away from recovered surpassing active cases. Let's get a last round of fear porn going.
1824   Onvacation   2020 Jul 26, 2:44pm  

mell says
Let's get a last round of fear porn going.

The most recent, intensive, round of mask Mandates will allow the branch covidians to claim, "See, it worked".

At least, with the masks, we'll be able to vote.
1825   mell   2020 Jul 26, 2:51pm  

Onvacation says
mell says
Let's get a last round of fear porn going.

The most recent, intensive, round of mask Mandates will allow the branch covidians to claim, "See, it worked".

At least, with the masks, we'll be able to vote.


Whoa! I coined the same term just two days ago, albeit not on patnet - branch covidians! Harhar, although it's almost an insult to the original branch davidians who at least didn't tell others outside of their cult how to live their lives ;)
1826   Onvacation   2020 Jul 26, 3:40pm  

mell says
I coined the same term just two days ago, albeit not on patnet - branch covidians!

May it go viral!
1827   RWSGFY   2020 Jul 27, 8:31am  

No "second wave" anywhere in the world:



US is back to normal level of weekly deaths as of July 13th.

Spain even went below normal levels.
1828   Onvacation   2020 Jul 27, 8:38am  

FuckCCP89 says

US is back to normal level of weekly deaths as of July 13th.

The masks and lockdowns are working. If we continue until November 5 and have mail in voting we should be over the worst American crisis since the Ukrainian blackmail incident.
1829   RWSGFY   2020 Jul 27, 8:39am  

Onvacation says
FuckCCP89 says

US is back to normal level of weekly deaths as of July 13th.

The masks and lockdowns are working. If we continue until November 5 and have mail in voting we should be over the worst American crisis since the Ukrainian blackmail incident.


Yes! Only Mighty Joe can make all this go away!

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