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There's no better feeling than having a clean poo-hole. The level of confidence is overwhelming.

I think it was shipped from China. And since China stopped shipping, supply ran out fast.

It’s what we get for outsourcing our production.

With the shortage of TP and tissue, mothers will once again be washing the hard crusty socks of their incel sons.

Fortwaynemobile says

I think it was shipped from China. And since China stopped shipping, supply ran out fast.

It’s what we get for outsourcing our production.

Australia is where they import 40% of their toilet paper from China, and that is where all the toilet paper hoarding started.

How come when all is said and done, it always comes down to the bunghole?

Ceffer says

How come when all is said and done, it always comes down to the bunghole?

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT...LOLOL

Fortwaynemobile says

I think it was shipped from China. And since China stopped shipping, supply ran out fast.

It’s what we get for outsourcing our production.

90% of TP is American and of the remaining 10% its mostly from Mexico and Canada.

The temporary shortage is mostly nervous Nellie assholes who can’t control their emotions. Honestly, most likely they already needed psychiatric help but are too stubborn and ignorant to seek it out.

CovfefeButDeadly says

The temporary shortage is mostly nervous Nellie assholes who can’t control their emotions. Honestly, most likely they already needed psychiatric help but are too stubborn and ignorant to seek it out.

I think 30% are nervous and 70% are buying it as a joke at this point. We always have a huge amounts of consumables like toilet paper and I hate running out in normal circumstances. My wife just bought a case/package to get the last one off the shelf a couple days ago.... we are ass hoes. I think we have 60 rolls and that is probably from 120 rolls some time before this craze started.