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With interest rates going NEGATIVE . . . well, I just couldn't resist putting $20,000,000 down on

https://www.architecturaldigest.com/video/watch/on-the-market-on-the-market-palo-alto

I'm sure Patrick would approve ;)

OK! So I took a page outa Donald Trump's playbook and backed outa the DEAL. What I did was rather clever!!! Or at least I think so!!! BUT you bee the judge. So I asked the UN-Realtors if I could see the place one last time. "Of course," they said in a kinda CHORIS --
www.youtube.com/embed/tyZeGOsR9IA

Well, cut to the chase, the bottom line, the deal-breaker: When walking on the ICE RINK, I pretended to fall and bump my head on the ICE. Then I faked a head injury and threatened to SUE! For good measure, I pretend I had AMNESIA! Ahhhh, even the great Donald Trump would be proud of my PLAYBOOK Moves and Ohhh, the LEVERAGE!!!

Now I've scaled down my desires! All I want now is to be Dakota Johnson's neighbor!!!!! BLEEEEPing YEA!!! https://www.architecturaldigest.com/video/watch/open-door-inside-dakota-johnson-s-tktktk :)

Ha! The laugh is on me! An April Fools spoof ain't no fun if you don't get a REACTION! :(