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Patnet News Brief #1


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2020 Jun 18, 9:58am   609 views  4 comments

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Alcoholic killer monkey leaves one man dead and 250 injured after going on rampage when his booze supply dried up
The monkey was formerly the pet of an occultist who fed him hard liquor in India
But when his owner died, the booze-dependent imp went on the rampage
Named Kalua, he targeted women and girls in particular with his vicious fangs

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8435243/Alcoholic-killer-monkey-leaves-one-man-dead-250-injured-going-rampage.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline&__twitter_impression=true

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1   Ceffer   2020 Jun 18, 10:33am  

The monkey is the victim here. We need to apply our compassionate values.
2   mell   2020 Jun 18, 3:04pm  

Unleash him onto the marxist-leftoids into the protests! I like this guy. orange! monkey! bad!
3   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2020 Jun 18, 8:03pm  

C'mon, we've all had days like that when the fridge is empty.
4   RWSGFY   2020 Jun 19, 4:55am  

"The monkey scourge is a global one and in perhaps the most viral example to date, footage from Indonesia showed a motorcycle-riding monkey kidnapping a toddler. "

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