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Birds. Birds are racist.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/06/09/us/birds-renaming-racist-history-trnd/index.html?fbclid=IwAR34-PMdYgUCbFogZiSvBLvzPbMLtCBCeWgBmxCs31b_p8-ERu82T498w_Q

Apple Pie.

"As Woke Culture Gains Momentum, Apple Pie Has Now Apparently Been Branded 'Racist' Too."

"The Guardian piece by Raj Patel linking American sugar-crusted apple pie to the “vast and ongoing genocide of Indigenous people” is causing both fury and surprise among readers, who are questioning whether the popular dessert is next in line to be cancelled as “racist”."



https://sputniknews.com/us/202106091083108740-as-woke-culture-gains-momentum-apple-pie-has-now-apparently-been-branded-racist-too/

Fuck it. I’m a racist SOB.

Now get in the kitchen and bake me apple pie!

Mmmm, apple pie.

Sleep.

Yikes! This "racist" stuff just will never end.

Like the late, great George Carlin said, "When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat".

"You Won't Believe The Newest Form Of Racism"

https://freedomupdates.com/the-latest/you-wont-believe-the-newest-form-of-racism/

"a new form of racism has been found in systematic racism in sleep. The argument is black people have inherited sleep deprivation from their enslaved ancestors. Who comes up with this nonsense?

"Teen Vogue writes of Fannie Sosa and Navild Acosta, who created Black Power Naps, that they “were tired, but it wasn’t just any old fatigue. Yes, they experienced a lack of sleep, but they were specifically experiencing a generational fatigue familiar to Black people and people of color.”

Teen Vogue says Black Power Naps is “also a recognition of the hundreds of years of sleep deprivation that Black people and people of color have experienced as a result of systemic racism, a way to pushback against the false stereotype that Black people are lazy, and an investigation of the inequitable distribution of rest.”"

Kepi says

"Teen Vogue writes of Fannie Sosa and Navild Acosta, who created Black Power Naps, that they “were tired, but it wasn’t just any old fatigue. Yes, they experienced a lack of sleep, but they were specifically experiencing a generational fatigue familiar to Black people and people of color.”

Teen Vogue says Black Power Naps is “also a recognition of the hundreds of years of sleep deprivation that Black people and people of color have experienced as a result of systemic racism, a way to pushback against the false stereotype that Black people are lazy, and an investigation of the inequitable distribution of rest.”"

"Git it yo' damned self, Cracka!" - and that's how the first Self-Serve Gas Station was invented, by Walter Green, who didn't want to move out of his chair that hot Montgomery, Alabama day

I hear Blacks also need comlpimentary grape drank and watermelon from their employers, too.

LOL.

DIET CULTURE IS RACIST

GENDER BINARY IS RACIST

Great synthesis of his they gender and race indoctrination

It's amazing how many people haven't experienced Korean or Filipino or actual Black Carribean Culture. Gender Dichotomy my ass.

DOGS ARE RACIST

But they don't care who or what you fuck.

GLASSES ARE RACIST

If you look for racism everywhere, that is where you will find it.

Onvacation says

GLASSES ARE RACIST

In Communist Cambodia, everyone with glasses was murdered.

Calling glasses racist is a step in that horrific direction by the left.

Patrick says

Onvacation says

GLASSES ARE RACIST

In Communist Cambodia, everyone with glasses was murdered.

Calling glasses racist is a step in that horrific direction by the left.

Also ironic since eye glasses where invented in ancient China.

Cars are racist.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/black-people-more-likely-die-141645306.html

Space


Is



Racist


https://www.dailywire.com/news/black-holes-are-connected-to-racial-blackness-cornell-u-course-says

Birds

Hircus says

Birds

Those fucking birds

IKEA


https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/ikea-juneteenth-menu-of-watermelon-fried-chicken-sparks-outrage/

Being a genius is racist.

It’s not hard to see why the myth of the lone genius is so popular - it is a very politically correct type of idea, very much going along with the general aversion to recognizing intelligence and genes as meaningful sources of variation in social/intellectual outcomes. It is also kind of a natural extension of the “you can achieve anything you set your mind to!” cliche. The fact that most of the geniuses in question are white men probably plays a not insignificant role in people’s quickness to discredit their contributions. At the end of the day, it’s really tough to admit that there are geniuses in the world and you aren’t one of them.

https://rogersbacon.substack.com/p/the-myth-of-the-myth-of-the-lone

Theodore Roosevelt.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9717093/Theodore-Roosevelt-statue-New-York-museum-relocated.html

His progressive policies leveled the playing field between rich and poor, and this mantle would be carried forward in the modern liberalism of his cousin, Franklin D. Roosevelt's presidency.

Teddy Roosevelt called himself a 'new nationalist,' and believed strongly in egalitarianism.

The equestrian statue of the 33rd governor of New York outside the American Museum of Natural History was erected in 1939.

Roosevelt had developed a 'cowboy' image and that of a brave, masculine warrior during his presidency.

Yet another reason not to go down to the city. Shame. The Museum is a good one. But if the board wants to, pardon the pun, whitewash our history, I'd prefer not to support it.

Patrick says

Theodore Roosevelt.

This saddens me, I've spent hours on the stairs outside the AMNH hanging with Roosevelt trading away my Yoohoo for something better listening to the Jets as a teenybopper.

My favorite place in the world.

Seriously, this is fucked up.

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

Patrick says

Theodore Roosevelt.

This saddens me, I've spent hours on the stairs outside the AMNH hanging with Roosevelt trading away my Yoohoo for something better listening to the Jets as a teenybopper.

My favorite place in the world.

Seriously, this is fucked up.

It was never meant to stop at Columbus, no one speaks up so it keeps going.

The good news is that statues of good men can eventually be put back in their rightful place.

Patrick says

The good news is that statues of good men can eventually be put back in their rightful place.

Yes, just usually they are not. China, ussr, etc... every cultural revolution permanently destroyed history to never restore it.

Weather is racist.

Air:

Rb6d says

Air:

Who researches this shit? NO2 at "15 parts per BILLION" has no effect on anyone. It takes like 100 parts per MILLION to even be noticed, and that won't be happening unless you are in something like a fertilizer plant. I guess they had to use "Billion" or the bar charts would be too tiny to see. Maybe Asians have "46%" more because more Asians have a smoker in the house. But smoking is like a gas stove, both produce some NO2 but NO2 ain't the cause of asthma/respiratory distress - it is the other nasties from cigs and gas one need worry about.

We can start playing a game - type in "google is ???? racist" - and I bet 80% of anything we type in will come back as racist. I will start a new thread.

Food is racist.

https://notthebee.com/article/exotic-newspaper-tells-you-how-to-talk-about-food-in-new-article

Geology is now racist.

https://freebeacon.com/campus/science-journal-geology-is-racist/

God:

A mural of the late Black Lives Matter icon George Floyd has been struck by lightning and has collapsed. Eyewitnesses confirmed that nobody was near the mural when it was struck nor when its pieces fell to the ground.

The Toledo mural, completed in June 2020, was struck by lightning in the middle of the day on Tuesday, leaving a charred wall where Floyd’s face was before. It was a direct hit; artwork to the left and right of the mural appeared unblemished.

Harvard:

"Cornel West resigns after Harvard denies him an opportunity to receive tenure."

FuckCCP89 says

A mural of the late Black Lives Matter icon George Floyd has been struck by lightning and has collapsed.

Getting tased even in death.

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-warn-that-in-the-next-decade-well-run-out-of-things-to-call-racist

Crossword puzzles:

Moths:

https://notthebee.com/article/the-gypsy-moth-is-getting-a-new-name-because-its-2021-and-everything-is-offensive