Instead of endless election recounts and court cases and possible legislative decisions, how about we settle the current election dispute IN THE RING! That's right folks, we put Joe Biden in boxing gloves up against Donald Trump in the ring.
Of course, we all know Biden would try and cheat and use the brass knuckles, but one punch to the head and Biden will forget where he is and what he is doing there. Trump will trounce that old sod, with Alzheimer's, or whatever he has, in no time, ROUND 1.
Trump would beat his ass. He's taller, heavier and more energetic. That's what I was thinking when the camera was panning around them during the debates.
That and how Bi-la-den liked to make comments about how he'd kick Trumps ass behind the gym or some shit.
Don King would be rolling around on his port-a-bed promoting this thing!
Of course, we all know Biden would try and cheat and use the brass knuckles, but one punch to the head and Biden will forget where he is and what he is doing there. Trump will trounce that old sod, with Alzheimer's, or whatever he has, in no time, ROUND 1.
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