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Karloff says

Here's one of my own:

Along with the usual law enforcement fishing expeditions, the DNA databases of 23andme, ancestry.org, and others are used by the elites to find compatible organ "donors" when theirs inevitably begin to fail.

Yeah, all these nasal swabs for "Covid testing" was really for gathering a comprehensive DNA database.

richwicks says

As you can see, they did their math wrong. The prediction is that by 2025, only 100 million Americans will exist. Population now is 330 million.

Isn't the world supposed to end in 10 years anyways?

komputodo says

Isn't the world supposed to end in 10 years anyways?

I'm an electrical engineer, fully believed the climate change bullshit was going to kill us all, but since SF, LA, and NYC aren't underwater, since the arctic isn't free of ice, since we aren't experiencing a global runaway greenhouse effect, I no longer believe the predictions.

I remember thinking it was absolutely impossible to have such a widespread conspiracy of bullshit. Well, it happened. I don't think scientists were behind this, I think our media and government were.

Karloff says

Here's one of my own:

Along with the usual law enforcement fishing expeditions, the DNA databases of 23andme, ancestry.org, and others are used by the elites to find compatible organ "donors" when theirs inevitably begin to fail.

Mormons always pay cash for organ legging. Harder to trace.

komputodo says

richwicks says

As you can see, they did their math wrong. The prediction is that by 2025, only 100 million Americans will exist. Population now is 330 million.

Isn't the world supposed to end in 10 years anyways?

"The sea was rough that day, my friend!"

GreaterNYCDudeIsLookingForAJob says

What's yours conspiracy theory du jour?

"Where's the Durham Report?"
"Does Durham even exist, or is he like Max Headroom and only lives in cyberspace?"

Welcome to the Hopium Chinese Restaurant! Please choose one from Column A, and unlimited from Column B, and everybody gets a piece of Column C.

Column A
Once the OIG Report is issued...
Once the Durham Investigation Concludes...
We have the Dominion Machines and a Real Time record of the steal...
Federal Agents have the goods on all the Provocateurs at the Riots (in Charlottesville/in Portland/in DC)...
Just wait until SCOTUS hears the case...

Column B
... Stealth Jeff is getting to work quietly! Silent Legal Assassin!
... after Barr is settled in
... when the Mueller Investigation Concludes
... After the Impeachment Trial is over
... Just before the Election
... By December, it'll be a whole new ballgame.
... A few weeks after Biden shows America who he really is.

Column C
It has to happen first!

GreaterNYCDudeIsLookingForAJob says

I need a diversion. What's yours conspiracy theory du jour? The crazier the better.

Here's my latest conspiracy theory:

Biden didn't actually win the election and we had massive ballot fraud to place him into office.

I know it's far out there, but I actually believe this!

....They had to complete the crimes to be caught!
....Arrests imminent @sqwack@arrests imminent@sqwack sqwuack@arrests imminent@sqwack
....It wasn't a distress beacon, Ripley, it was a warning.

....Insurrection Act signed, Martial Law in effect..crackle..no confirmation?..crackle..repeat, no confirmation?...crackle Is there anybody out there?...crackle, snap.
...Qanon, tranquilizing draughts of hopium....just another day....just another few days....just another week...hold the line for 30 more days....dangle the hopium carrot for the stargazing donkey patriots until Biden Fake Presidency secured...squawck!
...if you haven't committed treason at least ten times, you are not a self respecting politician in D.C. any more. Treason is the new badge of honor.
...Military are going in on the swamp any second, any minute, any hour, any day, any week, any month, any year....too late, you're going to die in a gulag or the New Globalist Communist Oligarchy.

I don't think we'll hear from Trump too much until after the Second Impeachment is underway or over.

I have that on the authority of Commodore Sikstifore on the USS Lacarre, who got it from General James Jamison at Area 51.

Nah, just my speculation.

'If I could make an arrangement where I had a stand-in, a frontman or frontwoman, and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats looking through the stuff, then I could sort of deliver the lines but somebody else was doing all the talking and ceremony, then I'd be fine with that because I found the work fascinating,' - Barack Obama

FuckCCP89 says

'If I could make an arrangement where I had a stand-in, a frontman or frontwoman, and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats looking through the stuff, then I could sort of deliver the lines but somebody else was doing all the talking and ceremony, then I'd be fine with that because I found the work fascinating,' - Barack Obama

Wow.

There is no Wuhan Virus.

The whole thing is a hoax. All of it.

Patrick says

There is no Wuhan Virus.

The whole thing is a hoax. All of it.

I still hear "BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THE FLU!"
Then I ask: Where are the flu death counts from 2020?
....crickets....

HunterTits says

This guy had a wife who was a bankruptcy attorney. He would work there in the office (they actually had two, different cities).

Anyway, their firm catered to immigrants and what not. He also had bought a lot of houses and would set up the post-bankrupt low-lifes with Section 8 housing in them.

The conspiracy gossip was that the low-lifes' kids would disappear. Snatched and put on a plane called the 'Lolita Express', I heard. Never to be seen again.

Did I hear a quack when i read this?

"Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: 'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.' "
-Goldfinger

You guys aren't very good at this. Theories are unproven, conspiracies are not. I see way to many conspiracies(proven) on here. Give this a try...

There is an identified strain of the flu that causes loss of smell, shortness of breath, loss of emotion and physical sensation, is highly transmissible, and requires an experimental vaccine to defeat.
It won't get you when you're eating, but will if you're just drinking alcohol. You can't catch it on crowded planes, or while boarding, but it's highly contagious in small businesses. Liquor stores and strip clubs are immune to it's effects, but not schools.
If you wear ANY cloth covering over your nose AND mouth, you're safe, unless you need to eat of course, then you can safely remove the covering, but ONLY for that time until you are done eating.
It's the primary or sole cause of ALL deaths this year, and has over-run every hospital in the country. During the time of this deadly virus, cancer, brain, and heart surgeries are dangerous, and should not be done under any circumstances.
BLM protestors are immune from it. Biden supporters won't catch it. All heads of state and local government are immune while hosting private events, or traveling with their families. But everyone else is HIGHLY contagious if they do the same.
Lockdowns are a guaranteed method to defeat it, along with masks, and experimental shots, but there is no timeline for when these methods will work, we just know that they do.

And anyone not wearing a mask 24/7, going outside to do anything other than grocery and toilet paper shopping, supporting Trump, supporting the 1st or 2nd Amendments, questioning any of the above irrefutable science about how to defeat a virus, questioning the mainstream media, or protesting against pedophilia is a super-spreader, and is directly responsible for every death this year. Personal health is no longer a personal responsibility. Personal health can only be achieved for all of us by the government.


Now THERE'S a conspiracy theory..

My conspiracy theory: 2020's epic wildfires in CA, OR, and WA were mostly deliberately set to cause more anxiety and disorder.

Patrick says

2020's epic wildfires in CA

Edit to NorCal. Southern California is high desert, and we don't clear our government land. We had an average amount of fire this year.

Here's mine...  Aliens exist and are in contact with us (and have been for a while). They want us (Earthlings) to "mature" so that we are eligible to join in the galactic council and share in their more advanced technology, including the hypersonic space travel needed to span long distances in short amounts of time.

The objective of this council is that, by sharing knowledge, all of the various advanced races throughout the universe (there are several) will help each other grow and prosper. Until now, us earthlings have been left out of the club.

As a precondition to membership, they require a dismantling of the deep state / millitary industrial complex to prove we can live peacably. If we can't get along amongst ourselves here on Earth why would we be allowed to interface with more advanced civilizations?

This explains quite a bit about the past 80 years.

(Not that I belive any of this... but its certainly an interesting one to ponder.)

All that is happening was foretold by French seer Pierre Boulle. Some say he might have actually used a time machine that he stole from Nazis during his years as a spy.

NoCoupForYou says

"Where's the Durham Report?"
"Does Durham even exist,

A population that lives in a state of cognitive dissonance, general confusion, and disappointment, has to be a dream for the Totalitarian Globalists.
I have a hard time holding a thought these days, let alone arguing a position.

GreaterNYCDudeIsLookingForAJob says

including the hypersonic space travel needed to span long distances in short amounts of time.

🤦🏻‍♂️

The Q stuff wasn't meant to give people false hope, it was meant to rattle the deep state and amplify their paranoia, forcing them to act sooner than they would and in turn make blunders that expose them to more of the public and result in their downfall.

richwicks says

Here's my latest conspiracy theory:

Biden didn't actually win the election and we had massive ballot fraud to place him into office.

I know it's far out there, but I actually believe this!

those are conspiracy FACTS not theories

Patrick says

There is no Wuhan Virus.

The whole thing is a hoax. All of it.

@Patrick, there IS Wuhan virus, I know enough virologists. But it is no more dangerous than regular flu which is again not a conspiracy theory, it is a conspiracy FACT

Yea, I agree it's NOT a hoax. It's real. Me and my family all had it. I lost my taste and smell and it didn't recover for 4-5 weeks, which has never happened to me with any other type of disease. Have past flus been worse, hell yea...but the Kung Flu is real. I call it Big Trouble in Little China.

Shaman says

GreaterNYCDudeIsLookingForAJob says

including the hypersonic space travel needed to span long distances in short amounts of time.

🤦🏻‍♂️

Lol... Clearly he meant hyper space.

Rb6d says

Patrick, there IS Wuhan virus, I know enough virologists. But it is no more dangerous than regular flu which is again not a conspiracy theory, it is a conspiracy FACT

Got a link to statistics that have not yet been corrupted? I myself cannot believe that the virus is at all dangerous given that I still do no know anyone who got sick, much less seriously ill.

Patrick says

Got a link to statistics that have not yet been corrupted?

will look up tomorrow if i can find it

Patrick says

Got a link to statistics that have not yet been corrupted?

Here's the CDC's own numbers.
https://data.cdc.gov/NCHS/Provisional-COVID-19-Death-Counts-by-Sex-Age-and-S/9bhg-hcku

Patrick says

Got a link to statistics that have not yet been corrupted? I myself cannot believe that the virus is at all dangerous given that I still do no know anyone who got sick, much less seriously ill.

@Patrick,
this will require some calculations and analysis, but here they are, and all data are from CDC - I believe their data are correct, but interpretations by journalwhores are suspect.
1. Corona: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/planning-scenarios.html
Please see table 1, scenario 5. These are possibilities of death after contracting corona
0-19 years: 0.00003
20-49 years: 0.0002
50-69 years: 0.005
70+ years: 0.054
2. Flu (this does change by year, but lets pick 2014/15)
https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/2014-2015.html
lets do some calculations: age group 0-17, ca. 9.6M illnesses, ca. 800 deaths, my maths say that the possibility of death is 0.00008. TWICE LARGER THAN FOR CORONA!!!!
You can work out the numbers, but corona appears to be more deadly only for old people. Furthermore, 2014/15 was not a year for more deadly flu strains such as H1N1.

Follow the science, they said...but apparently science we are following is woke Democrat science where 2+2=5

Rb6d says

science we are following is woke Democrat science where 2+2=5

2+2=fuck you peasants

Ceffer says

2+2=fuck you peasants

yeah, OBEY MY AUTORITHA! (c) Eric Cartman