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Instead of more handouts to corporations, banksters, big pharma and other lazy criminal types, let’s have some real relief.

1. Fire Fauci and give him the choice to either a) admit that masks are not effective in preventing the spread of viruses, or b) being forced to wear two masks 24/7 for the rest of his natural life.

2. Open up all schools, churches and businesses immediately at full capacity.

3. Ban the wearing of masks in public, including workplaces unless they work with dusty/hazardous materials, or convicted of Faucicide.

4. Make it explicitly forbidden for a state, county, municipality or federal agency to order the blanket closing of business, schools, churches, private or public clubs etc... and any attempt to do so will be a crime known as Faucicide punishable by 20 years in prison and mandatory double masking 24/7 for the rest of the person’s natural life.

5. Cancel all Government orders for vaccines and give the money back to the American people who have not yet gotten any stimulus payments. Anyone who wants a vaccine can pay for it themselves. Let the market decide what (if anything) the experimental biological agent is worth.

6. Make it illegal to require testing or vaccination as a prerequisite for travel, work, commerce or health care or any other reason. The name for the crime of violation of this statute will be known as Bill and Melindafication and will be punishable by lethal injection or 20 years in Epstein’s cell followed by mandatory 4,000 hours of community service work collecting rectal swabs at public health clinics in blue cities where there are still a few people afraid they might have the China virus.

7. A federal ban on universal mail in ballots. All voting will be done in person with the only exception that an absentee ballot can be requested, but must be requested in person by the eligible voter no later than 15 days prior to an election.