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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Morale at the FBI has reportedly never been higher because agents no longer have to travel abroad to turn countries into banana republics.
FBI Director Christopher Wray restructured the bureau to fit a new objective that allows employees to spend more time at home with their families. "In the bureau, we always say family is first, but we haven't really been living that ideal," Wray said in a statement. "We have been working closely with the CIA to topple regimes and cripple economies, but we lost sight of what this is really all about — toppling regimes and crippling economies right here on our own soil!"
"How did we miss this for so long?"
Agents are grateful for the extra time they get to spend with their families while focusing the bureau's energy on important matters like prosecuting traditional extremist Catholics and former presidents with the last name of "Trump."
"I'll miss the frequent flier miles. It was a great job perk," admitted Special Agent Dana Barr, "but I'm excited to hunt down parents who attend school board meetings and totally demolish their life savings. And to get Trump. That's why I got into this line of work!"
One agent, who only spoke with us from the shadows while cigarette smoke swirled around him ominously said, "Really, we have a lot to do here. We've been so worried about other countries that we forgot about destroying our own. America first!"
"Between burning up food processing plants, derailing trains, and sabotaging the banking world — we're swamped!" he added. "And we still have to get that next Trump rally."
The agencies reported they are closing in on former President Trump and will be perp-walking him for the cameras any day now.
U.S Green Beret Makes Heartbreaking Statement about FBI Overreach: ‘My Mom Was Targeted, It’s Horrible’
The founder of a veteran-led emergency prevention organization has issued a heartbreaking statement after the FBI falsely labeled him as a facilitator of domestic terrorism.
Former U.S. Green Beret servicemember Mike Glover said: “It’s horrible.
“I’m an entrepreneur first.
“That is what I wanted to do after a long time of service, and it just sucks being targeted by a country.
“My mom was targeted,” he revealed.
“My mom’s Facebook account was deleted because the FBI communicated to social media and destroyed all the social media accounts.
“My mom came here from Korea from meeting my military dad in the Army, and we are dealing with this.
“She is dealing with this. Her small beauty salon is dealing with this.
“I am a retired former special ops guy, a sergeant major, have an impeccable career, have done nothing wrong, never broken any laws, and they went into my career.
“Luckily, somebody in the FBI, likely an FBI hostage rescue guy that I worked with oversees, did a report – and said I don’t know why you’re looking into this guy but cease and desist. ...
The FBI should not exist. It is a shitstain on American history, our own KGB.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls to Defund FBI After Proud Boys “Informant” Bombshell Drops
By J.D. Rucker • Apr. 6, 2023
Half of America is aware that the FBI and Capitol Police had undercover officers and informants planted in the Proud Boys on January 6, 2021, at the Capitol Building. But what many didn’t realize is the massive scope and scale of the entrapment operation.
As Julie Kelly from American Greatness noted on Twitter:
NEW bombshell filing in Proud Boys trial. Defense writes that DOJ just recently disclosed involvement of undercover officers/informants from other agencies aside from FBI–DC Metro police and DHS. “At least 40 undercover informants…”
NEW bombshell filing in Proud Boys trial. Defense writes that DOJ just recently disclosed involvement of undercover officers/informants from other agencies aside from FBI–DC Metro police and DHS. “At least 40 undercover informants…”
The parents of a severely mentally disabled man are speaking out on how the FBI groomed him as a right-wing terrorist, knowing he’s paranoid schizophrenic.
https://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/parents-catch-fbi-plot-force-mentally-ill-son-right-wing-terrorist/
The parents of a severely mentally disabled man are speaking out on how the FBI groomed him as a right-wing terrorist, knowing he’s paranoid schizophrenic.
Patrick says
https://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/parents-catch-fbi-plot-force-mentally-ill-son-right-wing-terrorist/
The parents of a severely mentally disabled man are speaking out on how the FBI groomed him as a right-wing terrorist, knowing he’s paranoid schizophrenic.
Yep, the article says the FBI "groomed" him. In other legal terms, the FBI set up and entrapped him.
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Wow... the FBI was talking to the shooter Payton Gendron shortly before he went on his killing spree in a Buffalo supermarket last May.
Question: Why?
"I believe the parents of the Payton Gendron said the FBI entrapped or provoked their son. I think they said the FBI knew the mental condition of their son and seemed to be manipulating or gaslighting him."
Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) is furious with Special Counsel John Durham’s final report and is calling for action to be taken to reign in the powers of the FBI.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move to protect the safety and security of millions of Americans, the FBI has added itself to the FBI watchlist.
"When we reflected on the vast number of pedophiles, insurrectionists, frauds, and killers in our organization, we thought: 'Holy cow! Someone needs to keep an eye on these weirdos!'" said FBI Director Christopher Wray to reporters. "That's why today we have decided to place the FBI on the FBI watchlist so the FBI can keep a close eye on the FBI before the FBI does something terrible."
Congress is demanding oversight of the FBI's monitoring of the FBI, as the FBI has been known in the past to let the FBI get away with horrific crimes. The FBI in turn is monitoring the Congressional oversight committee in charge of overseeing the FBI's oversight of the FBI. "Americans shouldn't worry, we have this all under control," said Wray.
Critics of the move expressed concern this may hamper the FBI's ability to organize governor kidnapping schemes, insurrections, and mass shootings.
"Without the FBI at our disposal, we may have to turn to traditional partners such as the mafia to fight our political enemies," said one anonymous Washington bureaucrat. "What's the world coming to?"
At publishing time, the FBI announced they now have the FBI in custody. Unfortunately, they released the FBI from custody a few minutes later.
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They have become a tool of state oppression of citizens, like the old East German Stasi. They actively incite crime to get people to commit it in order to then "catch" them and justify their budget.
https://patrick.net/post/1340257/2021-07-24-the-fbi-is-orchestrating-its-own-terror
https://patrick.net/post/1340349/2021-07-29-no-army-of-insurrectionists-appeared-on
https://patrick.net/post/1340084/2021-07-13-fbi-tells-americans-to-report-family
But for BLM, they studiously look the other way and never prosecute...
The best way we can defend ourselves is to cut off their funding. We need to make a national movement out of this.
Local police deserve our funding and support, but the FBI deserves defunding and hard prison time for its upper management.