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Dress Code Redux


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2021 Aug 15, 5:29pm   209 views  5 comments

by AmericanKulak   ➕follow (8)   💰tip   ignore  

Funny how my new company disallows Bermuda Shorts, Ripped Jeans, etc.

But does allow neck tattoos, tattoos below the elbow, tattoos all over the legs and thighs, along with Purple, Pink, Dyed White, and that Grey-Blue Hair.

Apparently it's invasive to prohibit non-natural colored hair, but not ripped jeans.

Also, if knee length skirts are okay, why not Bermuda Shorts?

Makes no sense to me. It just means a bunch of clown hairs and clown limbs in business casual clothes.

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1   GreaterNYCDude   2021 Aug 15, 5:45pm  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

Also, if knee length skirts are okay, why not Bermuda Shorts?

In that case show up to work in a Kilt.
2   AmericanKulak   2021 Aug 15, 5:50pm  

GreaterNYCDude says

In that case show up to work in a Kilt.


That's exactly my plan - a few months from now ;)
3   Onvacation   2021 Aug 15, 6:06pm  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

Also, if knee length skirts are okay, why not Bermuda Shorts?

I was working a project in Miami in August back in the '90s. 95 degrees 95% humidity though we were mostly indoors it was miserably hot. Professional dress required. A couple women on our team wore nice short suits.

We got an email from our boss back in Houston titled, "Shorts Are Not Appropriate Business Attire".

I got in trouble for replying, "If we can't wear shorts, are briefs OK? Or are we expected to go without underwear?"

Miami is miserable in August.
4   Patrick   2021 Aug 15, 6:16pm  

I just can't live there.

I had a job offer from IBM in Boca Raton (mouth of the rat) just out of engineering school, but the weather was a deal breaker.
5   Patrick   2021 Aug 15, 10:55pm  

I think you're right.

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