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By Minime follow Minime   2021 Sep 11, 7:46pm 145 views   5 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share      


My girlfriend got vaccinated. Since MRna travels via bloodstream and via rigorous fucking (cause i care about elderly) can i be excluded from mandated vaccine? I must have at least half of them spikes floating in my dick.

My motto: why being jabbed if you can jab the jabbed
1   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2021 Sep 11, 7:49pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ask your employer HR this very question. Let us know if the response.
2   Minime   ignore (0)   2021 Sep 11, 7:54pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

But seriously if there is medical proof that spikes can be transmitted sexually wouldnt it mean that im vaccinated since vaccine is about spikes. If they say that concentration of them is too low then Im willling to find more vaccinated chicks. Anything for the sciense
3   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2021 Sep 11, 7:56pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Minime says
But seriously if there is medical proof that spikes can be transmitted sexually wouldnt it mean that im vaccinated since vaccine is about spikes. If they say that concentration of them is too low then Im willling to find more vaccinated chicks. Anything for the sciense


Best new pick up line in there somewhere… “let’s do it for science”
4   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Sep 11, 8:00pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You'll need HR at work to swab and test your dick at least twice a week (maybe more depending on frequency of intercourse). Unfortunately, it will probably be an immense hirsute lesbian with purple and green hair, secretary glasses and a bad attitude. Make sure there are no scissors in the room within easy reach.
5   Minime   ignore (0)   2021 Sep 11, 8:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fortwaynemobile says
Minime says
But seriously if there is medical proof that spikes can be transmitted sexually wouldnt it mean that im vaccinated since vaccine is about spikes. If they say that concentration of them is too low then Im willling to find more vaccinated chicks. Anything for the sciense


Best new pick up line in there somewhere… “let’s do it for science”


Doesnt work anymore. Better one is “lets go to my place and save few elderly together”

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