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Adolf Hitler covid certificate

By Bd6r follow Bd6r   2021 Oct 26, 9:46am 340 views   21 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share      


is floating around Eastern European interwebs. Picture 1: certificate Q-code. Picture 2: validation of this certificate. It is absolutely working, one can travel/enter restaurants in most locked down countries, etc.
This is a typical East European attitude from communist time. You make us do stupid shit, we will pretend that we comply while screwing you over whenever we can.






1   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 26, 9:50am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I love it.
2   Bd6r   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 26, 9:51am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How can the bottom picture be made larger so it is easier to read text?
3   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 26, 9:52am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        



Yes, but at the cost of cutting off the "Signature verified" on the long line.
4   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 26, 9:54am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I also altered the image display width and height in the original post.
5   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Oct 26, 2:25pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

My QR Reader gives me an install option for a Good Eggs app whenever I scan that fucker.
6   FuckCCP89   ignore (6)   2021 Oct 26, 2:26pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HunterTits says
My QR Reader gives me an install option for a Good Eggs app whenever I scan that fucker.


LOL
7   FuckCCP89   ignore (6)   2021 Oct 26, 2:28pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is what it says on my phone:


8   Eric Holder   ignore (0)   2021 Oct 26, 2:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FuckCCP89 says
This is what it says on my phone:




It would be cool if it linked to a legit-looking Hitler's vaxx card. =))
9   Bd6r   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 26, 3:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Centrum e-zdrowia means it was issued in Poland, if it is real.
11   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Oct 27, 3:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Okay, y'all JUST FUCKING KNOW that there will soon be one of those Hitler 'Downfall' Parodies made about this, right?
12   joshuatrio   ignore (0)   2021 Oct 27, 6:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Problem is, if they tie the cert to you banking and all that other shit. Believe that's the long term goal.

Gotta just not comply.
13   richwicks   ignore (2)   2021 Oct 27, 7:05pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bd6r says
How can the bottom picture be made larger so it is easier to read text?


You buy reading glasses, like I do.
15   richwicks   ignore (2)   2021 Oct 28, 8:20am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bd6r says
is floating around Eastern European interwebs. Picture 1: certificate Q-code. Picture 2: validation of this certificate.


This is what I get when I scan it with a QR Code reader - or something close to it anyhow.

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
16   Bd6r   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 28, 9:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

richwicks says
You buy reading glasses, like I do.

Original picture from which I posted it was bigger.
17   Booger   ignore (7)   2021 Oct 31, 11:53am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Uncle Adolf keeps our blood pure.
19   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 31, 10:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

https://sizeof.cat/post/private-keys-sign-eu-greenpass-leaked/

Apparently, the private keys used to sign the EU Digital Covid-19 (GreenPass) certificates were leaked today. That, or Adolf Hitler just got two doses of the Pfizer vaccine. He has been granted now access to all indoor events that are off-limits to the people that were not vaccinated. I am joking but I am not joking.
20   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 31, 10:33pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ah, that QR code is first decoded into the garbage-looking string, but then into json. Maybe some decryption protocol is needed for the second step.


{
"1": "CNAM",
"4": 1697234400,
"6": 1635199742,
"-260": {
"1": {
"v": [
{
"ci": "URN:UVCI:01:FR:T5DWTJYS4ZR8#4",
"co": "FR",
"dn": 2,
"dt": "2021-10-01",
"is": "CNAM",
"ma": "ORG-100030215",
"mp": "EU/1/20/1528",
"sd": 2,
"tg": "840539006",
"vp": "J07BX03"
}
],
"dob": "1900-01-01",
"nam": {
"fn": "HITLER",
"gn": "ADOLF",
"fnt": "HITLER",
"gnt": "ADOLF"
},
"ver": "1.3.0"
}
}
}
21   zzyzzx   ignore (2)   2021 Nov 1, 5:43am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

We need a valid QR code for Deez Nuts as well.

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