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Elena Had A Close Call With Identity Theft


               
2021 Nov 15, 5:51am   360 views  14 comments

by ohomen171   follow (2)  

#identitytheft Let us talk about identity fraud today. Almost everywhere you live in the world, credit reporting agencies are a part of your life. They affect you with respect to the following:
Credit Cards
Apartment rentals
Buying a house
Buying insurance
Getting a job
Getting a professional license or government security clearance.
Medical care that you receive.
Your ability to find a partner in life. (Some dating websites check your credit score before accepting you.)
Facebook, Twitter, Google, Instagram, etc get constant complaints about the power that they exert over our lives. Not as much attention is given to the great power that credit reporting agencies have over lives.
If someone does a hack or gets your personal information on "The Dark Web," it could have disastrous consequences for you. It could cause you huge financial losses. It could take many years to correct.
A part of each of your lives should be two things as follows:
1) An effective monitoring system of your credit file that reports all new inquiries, account openings, public records, etc.
2) An effective identity fraud insurance police that comes to your aid with legal assistance, reimbursement for losses, etc. Often your homeowner's insurance will have such a feature. State Farm Insurance provides us with this coverage. Please avoid companies like Lifelock that have huge advertising budgets and a horrible payment record.
Saturday morning, I was reviewing Identity Guard with respect to Elena's credit file. This service costs us $19.00 US per month. There is a section covering the activity of The Dark Web. (Most of us use 20% of the internet. The rest of the internet is sort of "unexplored territory.")
I found a most troubling alert. It was a public record where an unknown woman got her name tied to Elena's Social Security number. It set off all sorts of warning "bells and whistles."
Elena and I used this credit monitoring service to review all three US credit reporting agencies. We got the following results:
-No inquiries were discovered that we had not initiated.
-No new accounts had been opened.
-No strange public records or derogatory information was detected.
-We saw no suspicious activities with respect to the house title.
We did a careful review of credit cards. We found no suspicious activity. We did a review of bank accounts. We saw no suspicious activity. We did a review of investment accounts. We saw no suspicious activities.
We informed several interested parties of this suspicious activity. This afternoon, we will be on the phone with all three major US credit reporting agencies.

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1   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   2021 Nov 15, 5:53am  

This is a brilliant parody account of a big goverment 50s-60s modernist, transported into current year.
2   WookieMan   2021 Nov 15, 6:49am  

The goal is to get to the fuck you point financially and then who cares. Keep money protected from theft and BK in retirement accounts. I have to physically go in with ID to get anything out of my account that has the big bucks. My wife or kids would have to show a death certificate. It's nearly impossible to take my money. I don't care about my credit at this point.

Also the common person doesn't know how trivial it is to get stuff removed from a credit report. If the three big agencies don't get a response from the creditor after I think 30 days, they HAVE to remove that ding like it never existed. Half the time the creditor doesn't even see the notice that you're challenging it. Especially credit cards. Cars are another thing if they already repo'd it. They got the asset back and likely still made a ton on a high interest auto loan. That's why there are so many of those credit "cleaner" type companies. It's easy to get the shit removed and you can charge me $2k and all they do is send a form letter to the three agencies. Many just charge a monthly fee and send letter after letter and eventually human error happens and the agencies don't get a response and remove the default.

I got my feet wet in the real estate crash as my first real job. Banks didn't lose as much as you'd think. They just aren't good managers of property when they have to take over an asset. Had a contract on one REO we were managing and the buyer (not our client) missed a deadline by ONE day on a mortgage contingency. Bank still killed the deal. They ended up selling the place for $80k less months down the road.

The owner that foreclosed had owned the place for 10 years. Amortized, front loaded interest likely made it a wash or not a true loss at all. It was their fuck up in being all corporate and not realizing they were actually going to make money on the foreclosure. It's why loans are amortized so there's less risk. The desk jockey didn't understand finance and neither did their managers.
3   komputodo   2021 Nov 15, 7:06am  

does anyone else get the feeling that this "elena" is just ohomens alter ego?
4   Robert Sproul   2021 Nov 15, 7:21am  

Oh goodie!
Another exciting installment of Tales of Half Moon Bay!
I wonder what the intrepid Elena will get up to in this one!!!
5   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2021 Nov 15, 7:55am  

Robert Sproul says
I wonder what the intrepid Elena will get up to in this one!!!


6   WookieMan   2021 Nov 15, 7:57am  

Robert Sproul says
I wonder what the intrepid Elena will get up to in this one!!!

I don't know if Elena is his wife, but I don't need to consult on everything with my wife. Original thoughts are always good. Keeping your eye on credit is pretty basic shit though. Most CC's offer it with your card. I honestly don't get the point of the post. Sounds like no fraud happened. Who cares?
7   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2021 Nov 15, 8:55am  

CaptainHorsePaste says
This is a brilliant parody account of a big goverment 50s-60s modernist, transported into current year.
komputodo says
does anyone else get the feeling that this "elena" is just ohomens alter ego?


Joo called?


8   Ceffer   2021 Nov 15, 9:17am  

Don't laugh. The Starship Enterprise had an 'Elena Holodeck'.
9   Tenpoundbass   2021 Nov 15, 9:30am  

ohomen171: "I had a wonderful day yesterday, with Elena."
Collective Patnet: "Who the Hell are YOU? what do you want? why don't you follow up and reply to your posts?"
10   Ceffer   2021 Nov 15, 9:42am  

"The Chronicles of Elena" She must be a dominatrix who sells cock cages on the internet.
11   RWSGFY   2021 Nov 15, 10:38am  

komputodo says
does anyone else get the feeling that this "elena" is just ohomens alter ego?


Who earns the money for all the fancy stuff then? Or it is all imaginary too?
12   stereotomy   2021 Nov 15, 10:58am  

Ceffer says
Don't laugh. The Starship Enterprise had an 'Elena Holodeck'.
Tenpoundbass says
ohomen171: "I had a wonderful day yesterday, with Elena."
Collective Patnet: "Who the Hell are YOU? what do you want? why don't you follow up and reply to your posts?"
Ceffer says
"The Chronicles of Elena" She must be a dominatrix who sells cock cages on the internet.
FuckCCP89 says
komputodo says
does anyone else get the feeling that this "elena" is just ohomens alter ego?


Who earns the money for all the fancy stuff then? Or it is all imaginary too?


I'm just here for the gang bang?
13   komputodo   2021 Nov 15, 11:07am  

FuckCCP89 says
ho earns the money for all the fancy stuff then? Or it is all imaginary too?

What do you think?
14   BayArea   2021 Nov 15, 8:36pm  

This Elena stuff cracks me up lol

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