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HeadSet says

Patrick says

My wife paid off the last $4K of my college debt. That's when I knew she was The One.

Gigolo :-)

It's nice work if you can get it.

just_passing_through says

Interesting. I'm not sure I'd even risk getting married in Texas these days.

Florida is super fair, talked to the lawyer.

Community property is pretty much 50/50 , and is limited to the property/wealth accumulated ONLY during the marriage. If a fellow brought a home (or a car, or a boat) prior to being married, it's his. He has the option of letting the ex-spouse live there, but the fair market rent offsets any child support!!! Retirement contribution divisions are calculated using a formula of who contributed most as well as if the woman was/could work.

Certainly not like NYS, NJ, or CA

Also, even if the woman had been a homemaker, once the kids are school age, there is no alimony - it's always temporary.

After the temp alimony time has passed (kid over age 4), it's time for her to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF33Xzh_kY8

You are lucky to be making this move now, friend. I have seen the DECADES of misery that can ensue from where you are now, when people “stick it out for the sake of the children”. What the children learn, of course, is that relationships are based on disdain and disrespect.
The older I get the more I observe and understand that *choice of a mate* is probably the most critical decision that we make, you can certainly change jobs easier.

AmericanKulak says

there is no alimony

Oh, it's not just CA here but OR and WA too. We have Palimony and even 20 years ago judges in the Pac NW were sticking guys with child support who simply dated single moms.

Is Farmersonly.com still a thing?

Robert Sproul says

You are lucky to be making this move now, friend. I have seen the DECADES of misery that can ensue from where you are now, when people “stick it out for the sake of the children”. What the children learn, of course, is that relationships are based on disdain and disrespect.
The older I get the more I observe and understand that *choice of a mate* is probably the most critical decision that we make, you can certainly change jobs easier.

Thank you man, you're right on that score It was "My kids need to see what normalcy and routine looks like." and "Holy shit, at 65 I'll be broke from her spending, and if I manage to hide something, she'll drag me and spend it on a trip to Italy for 3 months." I'm also just fucking tired of gaslighting and hysterics.

AmericanKulak says

Robert Sproul says

You are lucky to be making this move now, friend. I have seen the DECADES of misery that can ensue from where you are now, when people “stick it out for the sake of the children”. What the children learn, of course, is that relationships are based on disdain and disrespect.
The older I get the more I observe and understand that *choice of a mate* is probably the most critical decision that we make, you can certainly change jobs easier.

Thank you man, you're right on that score It was "My kids need to see what normalcy and routine looks like." and "Holy shit, at 65 I'll be broke from her spending, and if I manage to hide something, she'll drag me and spend it on a trip to Italy for 3 months." I'm also just fucking tired of gaslighting and hysterics.

womyn have "acquired" so many annoying habits/traits from the relentless you go girl feminazi era which inflated their egos that it will take a while to purge that. one that springs to my mind instantly is constantly being late for events as simple as going to the neighbors for a low key party, because they have to constantly dress up and puff up (and change their clothes 250 times) for everybody so they can get maximum compliments. First they usually pressure to leave at an early time, so you get ready and are ready at that time and then end up waiting for another hour with that bottle of wine in your hands and possibly a screaming kid. It's one of those things were I immediately put my foot down and made clear there is no excuse for this shit, incl. pouting afterwards if you get your ass kicked rightfully, but man it's hard to get this behavior out of them and progress does not come quickly or easily. If you left when womynx were more than 15 minutes late for a date, why would you tolerate this shit now?

Dude, the world is going to change and change fast.

The Devil screams loudest when being exorcised; that's what cancel culture is. Cancelling Kevin Samuels and anybody else who messes with the Dream Peddling.

MOST women think at least half of men make $100k. They even think that's normal for guys in their 20s and 30s, which also reinforces the idea of a Patriarchy.

AmericanKulak says

MOST women think at least half of men make $100k.

6' tall, 8" dick, and 100k a year or don't bother me

AmericanKulak says

Thank you man, you're right on that score It was "My kids need to see what normalcy and routine looks like." and "Holy shit, at 65 I'll be broke from her spending, and if I manage to hide something, she'll drag me and spend it on a trip to Italy for 3 months." I'm also just fucking tired of gaslighting and hysterics.

better go through unpleasant stuff now and have many years of happiness afterwards than lowkey suffer and be poor forever. Good luck to you!

Just got word from a long time pal (A Floridaman turned Coloradoman) he got a divorce a few months ago. Second time. Guy's always been in great shape at at 51 says he's getting lots of tail on hinge. Makes great cash but fortunately so do both of his exes and he's never had to pay alimony.

Isn't it great when they call you to spread their misery, but they end up giving you a funny they didn't intend?

Kulak: "You know, you could be a teacher like before, $50k to start, pension at 20 years, so when you're 65..."

Herself: "You know, Kulak, I can't work a 9 to 5. I can't do office work. I'm an Artist... "

Kulak: Visions of Barbara Streisand... Hears Johnny Rotten Singing "I'm a lazy sod, I'm a lazy sod, I'm so laaaaaaaazzzy, Econononmy Crumbling."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVTZLUwx7Yo

***Feeling a wave of mirth***

Just had to share.

I ain't your Daddy's trust fund.

Robert Sproul says

6' tall, 8" dick, and 100k a year or don't bother me

Tell her she an pick two, she can't have all three. Like Fast, Cheap and Easy.

Tenpoundbass says

Tell her she can pick two,

With her looks, she's lucky to get "one."

https://www.theblaze.com/news/florida-man-oral-sex-car-accident

IMO, the trick to life and a happy marriage is being happy with who and where you are in life. If you want something different, work as a team to make it happen. That includes having a happy marriage. Selfishness is the #1 marriage killer imo.

As soon as I was able to convince my wife that money in the bank was just as fun as spending it, she changed. It's been working out pretty good.