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Rin says

hemorrhoids

Dr Evil: "On the (w)hole, I think Preparation H feels good"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5kXcc-TJ8&source=patrick.net

Tenpoundbass says

Ya'll remember Iwog tried to hijack the red pill, by saying it was when Men go their won way. Men Going Their Own Way.

What ever happened to iwog? Didn't he take off to Central America?

porkchopexpress says

What ever happened to iwog? Didn't he take off to Central America?

I think it was Chile, where 12 year olds can consent.

Onvacation says

porkchopexpress says

What ever happened to iwog? Didn't he take off to Central America?

I think it was Chile, where 12 year olds can consent.

That's right. He was giving off pedo vibes.

Rin says

Neo was suppose to 'heal' these poor 3rd worlders, outside of his apartment building? Last I'd checked, he didn't have healing powers, only the ability to manipulate the computerized virtual reality of the Matrix.

Neo was clearly doing and analyzing Pap smears in the movie. However, the scenes of Neo getting his Red Wings were left on the cutting room floor.

"Breitbart: New Matrix sequel is ‘Kill Me Now’ bad…"
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/12/23/matrix-resurrections-review-another-terrible-matrix-sequel/?source=patrick.net
"The sequels are nothing close to cool, primarily because Zion (the whole franchise is about saving the city of Zion) is uncool. Zion sucks. The people of Zion suck. They’re all boringly perfect and uncool, and there’s a bunch of boring people in charge instead of that badass Morpheus, who’s dumped in the background after getting emasculated by Mary Sue Pinkett-Smith. This is what we’re fighting for? This lame-ass Utopia? These awful people? Put me back in the Matrix, bitchez."

Ceffer says

Zion sucks.

Well ... it's kinda like some motif on Lagos Nigeria or perhaps, the South Side of Chicago from the Americana side.

Either way, it ain't no Saratoga Springs and thus, has little to offer versus being stuck in the Matrix itself where it's possible for someone like Cypher, to live a painless life, without living off Spam or some protein packs.

Was Klaus Barbie Schwab making a guest appearance dispensing insect protein paste packets to the happy?

porkchopexpress says

That's right. He was giving off pedo vibes.

Not just vibes. I'm convinced he was the real thing.

Ok, I decided to watch the ending of Matrix 4 and it was so lame that I regretted it.

First of all, Neo could not fly w/o Trinity's help. So yes, the movie was 'The Rise of Trinity' where the two needed to be co-joined for them to have any power and thus, the theme of the end thing was that Doogie Howser, the bad guy (a.k.a Analyst), kept these two bozos around each other w/ amnesia so that he could harness their collective power for his own Matrix protocol. And then, the former Agent Smith (not played by Hugo Weaving) gets to play anti-hero in saving the day for the couple.

Seriously, this is the whole construct of M4 ... that the love of Neo-Trinity could energetically stabilize an entire VR world led by Doggie Howser.

Watched it with kid, we both thought it sucked.

RC2006 says

Watched it with kid, we both thought it sucked.

No, sucked is a schlock vampire re-make, like 'Dracula 2000', where some bozo cuts himself over Dracula's coffin and thus, reawakens the Nosferatu and then ... you can pretty much predict the rest of the movie.

In contrast, M4 is just plain retarded. At least Dracula was banging a few hotties, including Jeri Ryan, so you could have some fun watching the film. M4 is not watchable.

Just watched it the other night. Agree it is terrible.
Not sure if it was literally lit on fire by the trannies after getting tired of being pressured by movie execs to make another (this is in the dialogue for the game, the naming of the after-bosses) or if it was just a projection of tranny mental illness (so many inuendo / code-language it was disgusting). I did have the thought that it would be pretty funny if someone shopped a troon's face over Rabbit, stubble and all, since obviously that character is a projection of what the trannys idealize themselves as.

I respect Keanu and whats-her-name showing fealty to the creators for giving them the original roles... I think that's the only reason those two came back (and the easy money, of course). It sounded like a sequel was planned so who knows if they can right the ship.