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The gay flag is also the symbol of pedophilia


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2022 Feb 12, 11:29pm   115,908 views  811 comments

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I don't really want to go on about it, but anyone who waves the rainbow flag is in fact also promoting pedophilia. The link between male homosexuality and pedophilia is very strong and always has been, even back to ancient Greece. Pedophilia creates homosexuals. Some relatives of mine deny this fact in spite of the overwhelming evidence throughout history. So I feel compelled to point out some facts which are being censored by all "respectable" people -- people who are thereby contributing to child abuse, just about the worst crime imaginable.

https://voice1nthecrowd.blogspot.com/2014/09/homosexuality-and-paedophilia-reference.html?source=patrick.net
(cached here because of censorship)


An independent research project done by a group of British researchers into the connections between homosexuality and pedophilia used evidence from biographies, histories, criminology and news reports, to demonstrate that a very high proportion of known homosexuals and an even higher percentage of homosexual activists around the world are pedophiles. An index is provided and the evidence is presented in alphabetical order, for easy reference. "This new book is a useful compilation of a lot of available evidence on this subject. Next time you hear somebody say "There is no connection between homosexuality and paedophilia," you can have all the facts ready. Just consult this handy A-Z. From Auden to Pasolini, from Oscar Wilde to Gore Vidal, most famous gays were paedophiles. and so were all the founders and leaders of the "Gay" Rights movement.

Who says so? Well in most cases they did. Here is the evidence. It gives you the names, the dates and the sources to prove that the correlation is very strong and undeniable. ...

It is something very recent for anyone to deny the links between male homosexuality and paedophilia. Nobody made any secret of it over the last 2,500 years, and even the early LGBT movement in America and Europe was very frank in acknowledging it. Only in recent times have they started to deny it, or to be exact, to issue a confused mixture of angry, hypocritical denial with defiant justification. When no moralists (called “right-wingers”) are around, they will acknowledge it and boast about it. When moralists object, the LGBTs resort to bare-faced lies.

Nobody could write a full account of this subject, unless they were willing to devote their life to a topic that is monotonous and unsavoury, to say the least. All I have done is compile a rough index of some of the most salient evidence for the correlation between homosexuality and paedophilia. ...

If you go and look at the website UK Paedos Exposed you will find that the number of male offenders who molest male victims is at least half of all cases. When you consider the ratio and the proportion, these figures are startling. Since homosexuals are according to the Office of National Statistics only 1.5% of the population and some of them are women, this indicates that male homosexuals are about fifty times more likely than heterosexuals are to molest children . Even if you assume that homosexual men are 3% of the population and that only a third of cases involve boys, the maths still lead us to a conclusion that homosexual men are ten times more likely than heterosexuals to molest children. ...

Just look at the bare facts - out of the thirty paedophile organization listed in Wikipedia as campaigning to legalize adult-child sex in the 20th century, 28 were founded and run by male homosexuals. The movement has been entirely dominated by male homosexuals. None were purely heterosexual. ...

The news media in the UK continues to be willfully blinkered on this subject. It avoids reporting major scandals such as the Scottish Stonewall Paedophile ring and edits out the factual links between the criminals and the prominent LGBT groups. When reporting the North Wales Child Abuse scandal, the TV news always used the word “paedophiles” although this was all about the organized abuse of boys by men. The TV reportage omitted the fact that the abuse had been organised by a network of members of CHE, The Campaign for Homosexual Equality. ...

In 1985, data compiled by the Family Research Institute, Washington D.C., confirmed “a strong pedophilic predisposition among homosexuals." The institute, after reviewing more than 19 studies and peer-reviewed reports in a 1985 "Psychological Reports" article, found that homosexuals account for between 25 and 40 percent of all child molestation. “But this number is low, due to the fact that many reporters will not report if a child molester is a homosexual, even if he knows that to be the case.” One notorious offender in the USA molested more than 500 boys. The idea that paedophiles have no gender preference and therefore cannot be categorized as homosexual or heterosexual is a myth. ...

Homosexual Behavior & Pedophilia is an academic paper of 31 pages by Frank V. York and Robert H. Knight, published by the Family Research Council in the US in 2000. They write observantly, “Although most homosexual activists publicly deny that they want access to boys, many homosexual groups around the world are working aggressively to lower the age of sexual consent. Their cause is being aided by the professional psychiatric and psychological associations, which have moved in recent years toward normalizing pedophilia, much as they did with homosexuality in the early 1970s.” They present a wide range of very strong evidence for their case.
http://us2000.org/cfmc/Pedophilia.pdf (cached here in case of censorship)
This is true. Under pressure from the LGBT movement, the American Psychiatric Association removed pedophilia from its list of sexual perversions in 1994, while in 1999 the American Psychological Association published a report, "A Meta-Analytic Examination of Assumed Properties of Child Sexual Abuse Using College Samples," which "claimed child sexual abuse could be harmless and beneficial"


Again, we have been betrayed by the media and the medical establishment.

Note that I am not calling for the persecution of homosexuals. I think that consenting adults have the right to engage in whatever behavior they want with each other. But I am calling for an end to all displays of the sodomy flag in public, and especially in schoolrooms, because of its strong link with pedophilia.

Remember how people were up in arms about cigarette advertising using cartoon characters and bright primary colors? To be consistent, they should also be up in arms about a flag which uses bright primary colors to promote a different life-shortening addiction.

The gay flag is a stealth way of abusing the good will of people who want to be inclusive.


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430   Patrick   2023 Jun 16, 8:06pm  

https://thepostmillennial.com/penn-state-professor-charged-with-animal-cruelty-engaging-in-sexual-intercourse-with-dog-in-public-forest


A now-former Pennsylvania State University professor accused of performing sexual acts with his dog in a public forest was arrested on Tuesday and subsequently hit with a slew of charges including open lewdness, indecent exposure, sexual intercourse with an animal, animal cruelty, and disorderly conduct.

Themis Matsoukas, 64, was spotted on trail cams in Rothrock State Forest naked with his collie as early as 2014, with the latest incident taking place this year. The acts were caught by surveillance cameras. ...

According to FOX43, the Pennsylvania Department of Conservation and Natural Resources rangers launched an investigation in April after a trail cam set up by the park captured footage of a man engaging in lewd behavior with a collie near a restroom in the Alan Seeger Parking Area and trying to film it on an iPad. Rangers explained that the area was within viewing distance of a road used by visitors to access a picnic area and campgrounds.

While rangers were unable to put a name to the man in April, Matsoukas returned to the same area in May and was identified via his Subaru, which matched a vehicle spotted in previous videos.

Investigators recovered trail cam footage from as early as 2014 showing Matsoukas walking around camp naked from the waist down with his collie in tow, carrying an iPad and wearing a black ski mask.

As WTAJ reports, in one of the videos Matsoukas was allegedly spotted leaving the restroom naked with the dog before masturbating and letting it lick his anus while he filmed on his iPad at various angles.
431   Patrick   2023 Jun 17, 1:01pm  

https://slaynews.com/news/penn-state-professor-caught-sexually-abusing-dog-longtime-democrat-donated-hillary-clinton/


Penn State University Professor Themis Matsoukas, who was arrested this week for sexually abusing his dog, is a long-time liberal who has donated to several top Democrats, including Hillary Clinton.

As Slay News reported, 64-year-old Matsoukas was caught performing sexual acts with his dog in a public forest.

Matsoukas, 64, was hit with a bunch of charges, including open lewdness, indecent exposure, sexual intercourse with an animal, animal cruelty, and disorderly conduct.

He was spotted on trail cams in Rothrock State Forest naked with his collie as early as 2014.

The acts were caught by surveillance cameras.
432   Patrick   2023 Jun 17, 1:07pm  

https://slaynews.com/news/thousands-protest-outside-dodgers-stadium-over-anti-christian-drag-queen-group/


Thousands of protesters have gathered outside the Los Angeles Dodgers stadium over the baseball team’s decision to honor an anti-Christian drag queen group.

Protesters of various religious faiths gathered together to demonstrate against the move amid a growing backlash.

The team announced it would honor the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence with a Community Heroes award on the Dodgers’ Pride Night day celebrations.

After a backlash to the move, the team caved and reversed its decision.

However, following another wave of backlash from the “woke” mob, the team caved again, issued an apology to the mob, and re-invited the anti-Christian hate group.

The group mocks Christians and other religious groups by organizing blasphemous and grotesque drag queen performances.

The performances are meant to insult Catholics and other Christians as a form of protest against religious objections to the LGBTQ agenda.

On Friday, huge crowds gathered to criticize the Dodgers for re-inviting the group.

According to Fox News, the demonstration quickly grew to include thousands.

“We’re just here, all the faiths are standing united, all the different denominations, even Catholics, Christians, we’re just all united for our love of Christ,” said protester Jesse Holguin to KTLA-TV.

“We’re very angry that the Dodgers invited this group that mocks our lord and savior, Jesus Christ,” he added.

The demonstration included some speakers, including a Jewish Rabbi, and public prayer.


Well, there aren't a lot of Christian rabbis, but point taken, and the rabbi should be commended for doing the right thing.
433   Patrick   2023 Jun 18, 9:45am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/dollar-sign-added-to-lgbtq-acronym




In honor of the hundreds of billions of dollars being funneled to support the LGBTQ cause, the dollar sign has officially been added as the newest member of the acronym.

"Money is a critical, critical part of this community," said trans activist Chesly Chester. "We hope this change reflects just how much we truly value money."

Despite humble beginnings, the LGBTQ$ movement has transformed into a financial juggernaut over the past two decades, raking in billions upon billions of dollars. "We've got cash pouring in from universities, corporations, governments - the gay cause was an amazing investment," said DEI Officer Martha McKnight. "We are proud to officially welcome the dollar sign to the acronym. It‘s the driving force behind 99.9% of what we do."

While the addition of money to the acronym has been generally praised, there have been a few naysayers. "There will always be intolerant bigots who are unwilling to hand over their money to the LGTBQ$ community," said Mr./Mrs. Chester. "Now that we've added the dollar sign, to deny us money is to deny our existence. It's literally genocide. So, yeah - hand over your wallet."

At publishing time, a coffee chain had declined to give the LGBTQ$ community ten million dollars in advertising, resulting in the immediate rise of the Fourth Reich.
436   Patrick   2023 Jun 22, 11:37am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-charged-with-blasphemy-for-not-removing-sandals-while-using-rainbow-crosswalk




AUSTIN, TX — A local man found himself facing charges of blasphemy after he was caught walking on the city's hallowed rainbow crosswalk without removing his sandals in reverence.

"Everyone knows that our local Rainbow Walk is holy ground," said City Councilperson Vlim Shmelvo. "When cis-males deign to tread upon our sanctified spaces with shodden feet, it makes our community feel unsafe!"

The man, Paul Bradford, had attempted to plead ignorance when he was confronted by a large group of angry pro-LGBTQ activists. "I honestly didn't even realize I did it," he had said as he was being backed up against a wall. "I don't understand! It's just a crosswalk! Aren't we supposed to walk on it?"

The angry mob then gasped audibly before seizing him and taking him to the local authorities. "JUST A CROSSWALK?! JUST A CROSSWALK?!" members of the crowd were heard screaming.

Bradford was unaware of the city's new law that makes it illegal for straight people to use rainbow crosswalks without removing their shoes and vocally apologizing as they walk across. "When you use the rainbow crosswalk, you must remove your shoes, for where you are standing is holy ground," said Enrique Marquez, minister at the Center for LGBTQ Faith. "Failure to show the proper reverence to the rainbow crosswalk is blasphemy, and the guilty person shall be cut off from among their people."

LGBTQ activist organizations were reportedly asking for the death penalty to be considered as punishment for Bradford's crime.

At publishing time, Bradford agreed to a deal that would allow him to avoid execution by spending the rest of his life crawling on his hands and knees when using rainbow crosswalks.
437   Patrick   2023 Jun 22, 3:52pm  

https://notthebee.com/article/check-it-out-this-professor-plays-queer-theory-jeopardy-with-a-room-full-of-activists-to-demonstrate-how-lgbt-and-pedophilia-go-hand-in-hand


Professor Derrick Jensen is out here spittin' truth. It's an old video, but one most of you haven't seen because our tech lords don't want you to know the pedos are behind the rainbow flag movement.

[Strong language and content warning]

@AuronMacintyre
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A professor plays “Queer Theory Bingo” with students to demonstrate how a defense of pedophilia was foundational to the movement

All while activists shout him down for “hate”

If you’ve never seen this video watch it now👇

https://twitter.com/AuronMacintyre/status/1670109453473939456



Every founding document of "queer theory" and the academic basis for the LGBT movement, including the LGBT movement, is tied to these academics who not only approved of homosexuality but on the same grounds argued for pedophilia.

Foucault, Gayle Rubin, Pat Califia, Judith Butler... the list goes on.

There's almost no queer theorist who doesn't also argue for pedophilia.

Are you paying attention yet?
440   Patrick   2023 Jun 23, 4:14pm  

https://twitter.com/Alphafox78/status/1672274955319345154


@Alphafox78
Would you trust your child with this person at a daycare?

A New Hampshire "woman" employed at a daycare in Tyngsborough, Mass., was arrested this morning on child exploitation and child pornography charges.

"Lindsay" Groves, 38, of Hudson, N.H., was charged with one count of sexual exploitation of children and one count of distribution of child pornography. Groves, who is currently in custody, will appear in federal court in Boston at a later date.

According to the charging documents, Groves worked at Creative Minds located in Tyngsborough, Mass. It is alleged that, between May 2022 and June 2023, Groves took nude images of children at the day care and sent the photos to an individual with whom she was previously in an intimate relationship. Specifically, Groves allegedly used natural bathroom breaks for the children (routine diaper/pull-up changes prior to “naptime”) to take multiple photos of the prepubescent children in a private bathroom and then sent the photos to the individual via text message.




444   The_Deplorable   2023 Jun 25, 11:25am  

Patrick says
" https://nypost.com/2023/06/24/drag-marchers-spark-outrage-with-chant-at-nyc-pride-event-were-here-were-queer-and-were-coming-for-your-children/ "

According to the link, pedophiles chant: "we’re coming for your children... "

Well, we are ready for you. Molon Labe - Come and take them.


445   richwicks   2023 Jun 25, 11:48am  

Patrick says


https://notthebee.com/article/were-here-were-queer-were-coming-for-your-children





Just embedding it:


original link

It's claimed that what they are actually saying is "We're here, we're queer, we aren't going shopping", and the audio is dubbed over it. I don't know, I've studied their lips a bit. Maybe you can see what I cannot.
446   Patrick   2023 Jun 25, 5:06pm  

I think they really are saying "We're coming for your children."
447   stereotomy   2023 Jun 25, 7:48pm  

Unless they pervert the young and innocent to their depraved lifestyle, globohomo can't otherwise reproduce. Who knows? Maybe this is the real, but hidden, origin of nature vs. nurture (aka tabula rasa), where "nurture" means grooming children for deviant sex?
448   Patrick   2023 Jun 25, 9:31pm  

It's true that the majority of gay men were molested as boys, and this experience was what made them gay.
449   Patrick   2023 Jun 25, 9:58pm  

Patrick says

Thousands of protesters have gathered outside the Los Angeles Dodgers stadium over the baseball team’s decision to honor an anti-Christian drag queen group.




451   Patrick   2023 Jun 26, 10:08am  

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld/status/1673031421102022656



The pedos seek to destroy every country and have a one-world government so that they can sodomize children freely.
453   Patrick   2023 Jun 26, 10:58am  

https://thefederalist.com/2023/06/26/pride-is-the-flag-of-american-occupation/


Pride Is The Flag Of American Occupation
JOY PULLMANN
JUNE 26, 2023

The United States is undergoing a regime change, and the pride flag is its emblem. ...

This regime change has been more than a century in the making. Initially, it flew under the Stars and Bars while hollowing out its meaning. Now it has its own emblem, the pride flag.

This year we witnessed the American government’s elevation of that pride flag to a place of competition and sometimes dominance over the American flag. Notoriously, the White House participated earlier this month.

U.S. military installations have been doing this for years. According to The U.K. Independent, U.S. embassies have “been raising the rainbow banner during Pride Month since 2011. In 2019, [when Trump’s administration allowed pride flags but not on the same pole as the U.S. flag], many US embassies defied or found a way around the new policy, something one anonymous diplomat called a ‘category one insurrection.'”

This year, U.S. embassies flew pride flags in places where it’s obvious that would offend and repulse the local populace, including in Vatican City, multiple Muslim nations, Russia, and Singapore. This year the U.S. ambassador to Poland marched in Warsaw’s pride parade to make a statement against the Polish government, a NATO ally. Damaging foreign relations is apparently a price U.S. military leaders are willing to pay for flying the flag that stands for erasing the constitutional rights that members of the military swear to protect.

Identity Politics Is Regime Change
The pride flag is not merely a symbol of sexual license. It is also a symbol for using identity politics to erase the original U.S. Constitution.

That is clear because the pride legal agenda includes erasing key constitutional protections that are meant to apply to all equally, meaning without regard to private sexual behavior. It requires enforcement by a bureaucracy that in its very existence violates the constitutional division of powers between legislative, judicial, and executive. Uniting these, Father of the Constitution James Madison said, is tyranny.

The legal, activist, and cultural entities forwarding the pride agenda seek nothing less than the erasure of free speech, freedom of association, freedom of the press, republican checks and balances, the nuclear family, the parent-child bond, the marital bond, and legal protections for minors based on their incapacity for self-governance. This is clear from their legislative activity, which includes “hate speech” laws that gag people from speaking about their ideas even in private, and stripping kids from their parents’ protection.

Very quickly displacing homosexuals, the current tip of this spear is the transgender movement. Before that, it was the other identity politics groups: every ancestry except for European, and — what seems like forever ago — feminism. Who knows what next entity will be used to groom Americans into accepting the further erasure of our natural rights; perhaps it’s furries.

The pride flag is now the flag of identity politics. The version the White House flew expresses this directly, with the additional stripes representing every ethnicity except one. Identity politics is incompatible with the U.S. Constitution. Enshrining it in American law is in fact a tacit regime change. ...

They Erased Civil Rights in the Name of Civil Rights ...

Another is Age of Entitlement, by writer and scholar Christopher Caldwell. He explains how well-intentioned 1960s civil rights laws immediately turned into a body of law and institutions that work to overthrow the Constitution.

“The legitimacy of civil rights legislation rested on the belief that it would be a transitional measure, leading to a stable, racially mixed society,” Caldwell writes on page 278. “Professing to oppose racial distinctions in the South, while introducing them on a nationwide basis via affirmative action and other programs, would have been illogical, hypocritical, and unjust if done on a permanent basis. The extra rights of protection and redress that minorities enjoyed were admissible as stopgaps — not as permanent parts of the Constitution. Permanent, though, is what they became.”

The Civil Rights Act of 1964, he notes, ultimately comprised “a legislative repeal of the First Amendment’s implied right to freedom of association.” It also created the possibility for the Democratic Party to become a permanent majority by selling Americans’ universal legal protections for the votes of incompatible identity blocs repaid with entitlements. ...

Pride is not a distraction from basic government, it’s a replacement.
454   Patrick   2023 Jun 26, 11:40pm  

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/really-bad-optics-monday-june-26



What the fuck is the Fed doing sponsoring a sodomy/pedo parade?
455   Patrick   2023 Jun 26, 11:43pm  

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/really-bad-optics-monday-june-26?publication_id=463409&post_id=131159728&isFreemail=true




I searched for “Pride Parade Russia” and “Pride Parade China” but found nothing. Zero.

So.

In reviewing these scenes — and many others — I encountered a range of thoughts and emotions. First, I think it is far too simple to say “let adults do what they want as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone.” If that is true, then explain all the historical laws against public intoxication, public obscenity, and public nuisance. What didn’t our predecessors know?

Second, what exactly are these parades celebrating? I mean, EXACTLY? Spell it out for me. Because watching them, it is difficult to avoid a clear sense that the celebration is really about the corruption and collapse of the traditional male identity into full-on depraved licentiousness.

Finally, at some point, I started becoming less offended by the perverted displays IN the parades and more offended by the people who were attending, especially those dragging children along. It is difficult to fathom how any parent with intact, functional protective instincts thinks their children would not be harmed by seeing … whatever this is.
456   richwicks   2023 Jun 26, 11:46pm  

Patrick says

What the fuck is the Fed doing sponsoring a sodomy/pedo parade?


They are our real government. Fed controls everything. If you had the ability to print "money" at will, how much power do you think you'd have?

You'd have all of it.
457   Patrick   2023 Jun 26, 11:52pm  

This is why we need to go back to physical silver, which worked well for thousands of years.
458   Patrick   2023 Jun 27, 10:13am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/pedophile-jailed-for-flashing-kids-at-playground-kicking-himself-for-not-doing-it-at-pride-parade-instead




SEATTLE, WA — A man sitting in state prison for exposing himself to kids at a local playground is kicking himself that he didn't just wait and do it at a pride parade instead.

"Man, I'm so mad at myself!" convicted sex offender Lester Carlyle said in an interview with reporters earlier this week. "I'm sitting here serving time for lewd conduct toward minors; I should have just waited until June and then I could have exposed myself in front of tons of kids with absolutely zero consequences and their parents would have cheered me on!"

Carlyle said he didn't realize all he needed to do to escape legal trouble was throw on a feather boa and whip out his genitals in public in a pride parade.

"Dagnabit, I'm such a newb. Look at those other guys, waving their bait and tackle around in front of kids without a care in the world! If only I'd grabbed a pride flag that day I went to the park I might be eating lunch on the front lawn of the White House instead of in this dank jail cell!"

Carlyle said he plans on coming out as gay as soon as he gets out of jail and will be attending as many family-friendly pride events as possible. State leaders in Washington declined to comment on the matter, directing reporters instead to the state's "It's not criminal pedophilia if it happens during the month of June and the person doing it is queer" policy.
459   Patrick   2023 Jun 27, 1:11pm  

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/restoring-america/community-family/sexual-criminality-is-deeply-tied-to-gender-ideology


Sexual criminality is deeply tied to gender ideology
By Debra Soh
June 27, 2023

On Thursday, Stacie-Marie Laughton, a former New Hampshire state representative and the nation’s first transgender -identifying lawmaker, was arrested for allegedly distributing child pornography. Laughton has faced prior charges for stalking, credit card fraud, and making a bomb threat.

The case is connected to a childcare center in Massachusetts , involving children who are believed to be as young as age three. A woman who worked at the daycare and who has been romantically linked to Laughton allegedly took photos of the children during diaper changes, sending them to Laughton over the course of 2,500 alleged text messages. ...

Frankly speaking, a potential motivator for transition in men is easier access to children. In my opinion, this is another reason why so many in recent years have decided to identify as women or "nonbinary," and why they are so enthusiastic about pushing radical gender theory on kids.
464   Patrick   2023 Jun 28, 5:21pm  

https://euphoricrecall.substack.com/p/dont-worry-lgbtq-people-were-always




Adults exposing themselves to children in public is supposed to be illegal and a surefire way of ending up on the sex offender registry. But it’s gotten to the point where even the cops knew better than to try enforcing the law during a state-sanctioned religious festival. Any officer who stepped in to stop the public grooming would’ve been personally and professionally destroyed, and that’s because we’re in the midst of a full-blown renormalization of society driven by the progressive Left.

As Austin Macintyre points out, this cycle of renormalization is a 4-step process:

Step one: They claim nothing is happening and accuse anyone who notices of lying.

Step two: They reluctantly acknowledge that some isolated incidents might be happening, but insist that those who cry foul are motivated by bigotry.

Step three: They admit it’s happening, but assert that most folks aren’t opposed to it and that those who make such a fuss are the real problem.

Step four: They celebrate that it’s always been happening, force people to participate, and threaten the livelihoods of anyone opposed.

It’s pretty apparent that we’re at the “Sure, maybe gay men are prancing around naked in front of kids, but it’s fine, actually” phase of the renormalization discourse. And it is a slippery slope indeed. We have every reason to believe that things will accelerate even more from this point forward. ...

Ours is now a culture in which adults expose themselves to children without fear of consequences, but you can be arrested for quoting the Bible at a Pride parade.




https://www.theblaze.com/news/pro-lgbtq-mayor-says-freedom-of-speech-doesnt-apply-to-man-arrested-after-trying-to-quote-bible-at-pride-rally
468   Patrick   2023 Jun 30, 11:00am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/nbc-defends-pennywise-the-clowns-harmless-slogan-im-coming-for-your-children




DERRY, ME — In the wake of public outcry over the murderous evil clown Pennywise telling the townspeople "I'm coming for your children," the local NBC affiliate is assuring residents that the demonic creature is totally harmless and only joking.

"He's a clown, for goodness sake!" said news correspondent Jake Jacobsen. "Wild, red hair…bright red clown nose. He even gives out red balloons to kids! What harm could he possibly mean when he says he's coming for your children?"

Fear and uproar swept through town after Pennywise began enticing children and making it very clear that he would be targeting their children. "He's obviously not someone you would want your children around," said concerned Derry citizen Joseph Brock. "I saw him climbing out of a storm drain. It looked like he had blood on his clothes. Does that seem normal to anyone?"

In spite of mounting evidence that Pennywise desires to dismember and kill the children of the town, the NBC affiliate stood by its defense of the clown. "Look, everyone expresses their love for children in different ways," Jacobsen continued. "It's not our place to tell anyone how they should or should not behave toward kids. Anyone who thinks Pennywise should stay away from children is clearly just a bigot."

At publishing time, as reports came in that Pennywise had ripped off a young boy's arm and pulled him into a storm drain, NBC issued a statement that the clown was just trying to help him find shelter during a rainstorm.
469   RWSGFY   2023 Jun 30, 1:05pm  

This pedo kidnapped 60,000 children and confessed on
live TV. Here pictured enjoying sniffing little girls hair:


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