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https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-seen-on-raft-asking-for-donations-from-flooded-florida-residents

FORT MYERS, FL — As emergency crews worked tirelessly to rescue Floridians with the sense to stay out of Georgia, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was seen on a rescue boat, paddling door to door and asking for donations to support the war effort against Russia.

Zelensky explained to victims of Hurricane Ian that $60 Billion was barely enough to buy a few drones from American arms dealers and that the Rolex on his wrist was a knock-off.

"Madam, is that your purse floating away in the raging torrent?" said Zelensky to an elderly woman fighting off a gator. "If you could swim over and grab it, that'd be great. Every little bit helps."

Zelensky was seen throughout Fort Myers weaving between rescue boats and flooded homes, reminding Floridians who had not yet succumbed that Putin was pure evil. After that, he took some time to visit any celebrities who lived nearby because he had only met most of them via Zoom. One Floridian called from her rooftop to remind Zelensky she had already helped by changing her profile picture to the Ukrainian flag for nearly three weeks.

At publishing time, Congress had passed the Hurricane Ian Recovery Act, aimed at sending FEMA workers and $30 Billion to Ukraine.

As predicted before, idiot geostrategist Putler lost Central Asia to China due to his attack on Ukraine:

https://www.akorda.kz/en/president-kassym-jomart-tokayev-held-a-meeting-with-president-xi-jinping-of-china-1484612

President Xi Jinping highly appreciated the level of Kazakh-Chinese relations and expressed confidence that this visit will give a new impetus to its further strengthening. He stressed that China supports Kazakhstan’s position on regional and international issues. No matter how the international situation changes, *we will continue our strong support to Kazakhstan in protecting its independence, sovereignty and territorial integrity*, as well as firm support to the reforms you are carrying out to ensure stability and development, and strongly oppose to the interference of any forces in the internal affairs of your country. China has been and remains a trusted friend and reliable partner of Kazakhstan.

Note that Russians had designs on Northern Kazakhstan not too dissimilar to ones in Donbas. Now Russians can suck on Chinese dick instead of annexing Kazakh territory, while Chinese have access to almost half of world's uranium supply, a lot of oil and gas, and many other raw materials.

Ruscia strong! And has the best edumacation in the world!! Ruscia got robots on the battlefield!! De-mining robots, to be exact:



Cool, huh?

And this is the same robot after the first mine it "denazified":



The mine was destroyed so we can't cal it a failure, can we?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ynRbsr8_Y

"Naked" T-72s pulled out of storage:

https://youtu.be/Nn-tYqamxxc

At least these aren't T-62s...

RWSGFY says

Ruscia strong! And has the best edumacation in the world!! Ruscia got robots on the battlefield!! De-mining robots, to be exact:

Cool, huh?

And this is the same robot after the first mine it "denazified":

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ynRbsr8_Y

It's not the same machine.



What's the point of propagandizing the public in this stupid war?

Bd6r says

https://www.akorda.kz/en/president-kassym-jomart-tokayev-held-a-meeting-with-president-xi-jinping-of-china-1484612

President Xi Jinping highly appreciated the level of Kazakh-Chinese relations and expressed confidence that this visit will give a new impetus to its further strengthening. He stressed that China supports Kazakhstan’s position on regional and international issues. No matter how the international situation changes, we will continue our strong support to Kazakhstan in protecting its independence, sovereignty and territorial integrity

Khazakhstan seems like a place that Russia and China are destined to fight over, as it has large borders with both.

Patrick says

Khazakhstan seems like a place that Russia and China are destined to fight over, as it has large borders with both.

Fight is over already, Chinese have won and Central Asian is divided between Turkey and China. Kazakhstan is now a Chinese client state, the only country China and Turkey need to eject Russians from is Tajikistan.

It's never over.

Well, if Bidet keeps provoking nuclear war, it might be over for all of us.

Bd6r says

Patrick says

Khazakhstan seems like a place that Russia and China are destined to fight over, as it has large borders with both.

Fight is over already, Chinese have won and Central Asian is divided between Turkey and China. Kazakhstan is now a Chinese client state, the only country China and Turkey need to eject Russians from is Tajikistan.

Ruscia is Chyna's bitch too.

Belbek Airport celebrates Annexation Day with spontaneous fireworks:

https://twitter.com/Iasen_Kostov/status/1576227252731510784



If you forgot, that's Crimea, annexed back in 2014. Means nothing to the Ukie military, apparently. Medvedev promised "apocalypse" if Crimea ever gets hit, btw. Back in June, iirc.... Since than the major air base in Saki was destroyed, Black Sea HQ hit, Djankoi ammo depot turned into fireworks show, etc.

RWSGFY says

I didn't realize Colin Powell was still making cartoon drawings for the UN...

And just like that a vote recount in Lyman has reversed the annexation of Dumb Ass just two days after the referendum...

Tenpoundbass says

You're being unfair to the RuAF: they did lost many aircraft to older Soviet gear and some Western MANPADs, but suggesting they lost them to some clown sitting in a barrel is going too far...

richwicks says

RWSGFY says

I didn't realize Colin Powell was still making cartoon drawings for the UN...

Nah, Powell is dead and the picture is penned by Lavrov as a proof of big bad West unfairly hurting Poor Mother Russia with eeeevil weapons of doom for no good reason whatsoever.

Patrick says

It's never over.

Well, if Bidet keeps provoking nuclear war, it might be over for all of us.

It may happen but if it does happen, it will be planned and set off with an end game (digital currency or something else)

Explosive orgasm:

https://t.me/UkraineWarPosts/5265

A vote recount has just reversed the annexation of another oblast - Kherson:

On Monday, the spokesperson for the Russian Defense Ministry acknowledged that “superior tank units” of Ukraine had “wedged in the depth of our defense line” near the villages of Zolota Balka and Oleksandrivka in the Kherson region.

PS. Ceffer was right: military is the most effective organization for holding swift vote recounts and restoring election integrity. Too bad some of them only capable of seizing some servers in Italy...

RWSGFY says

Too bad some of them only capable of seizing some servers in Italy...

Yeah, what happened to that? @Ceffer?

Where is our latest alina with meaningless jumble of characters for a screen handle who liked to post maps from that Ruscist "war correspondent" Rybar? WTF? Do I have to do your job for you?

Ok, just this one time:



The vote recount seems to be going well.

Don't you love to see true classics being given a second lease on life (albeit short)?

I mean these tanks are legit 60 years old, but look at them with their cute cope cages!

(The dates are in Euro fashion with month and day flipped).









https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1577282414572802048

Pro-Putin blogger Anastasiya Kashevarova delivered an angry rant against the military leadership,

She said that Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu and the chief of General Staff, Valery Gerasimov, had questions to answer”.

"Are you men or not?” She railed. “Do you have any balls or not? Why are you still mincing your words in case something bad happens? You are still defending Lapin in your cowardly posts!”

"Is the president aware of what is happening? Is anyone keeping him apprised? Where are the supplies? Where are the [tanks]? Where is everything? How did it come to this? Has it all been stolen? Sold off? Where has it all gone? Did it even exist in the first place?" she demanded.

Honey, the tanks are in post #1664.

Eric Holder says

Democrat running from responsibility is still faster!!!

Eric Holder says

Nah, Powell is dead and the picture is penned by Lavrov as a proof of big bad West unfairly hurting Poor Mother Russia

I haven't seen Lavrov bald faced lie to the UN to start a war over complete and total bullshit. I have seen Colin Powell and John Kerry do it though.

If war crimes were actually prosecuted, George W. Bush's and Barack Obama's entire administration would have been publicly hanged.

richwicks says

I haven't seen Lavrov bald faced lie

Sure. No surprise here.

Eric Holder says

richwicks says

I haven't seen Lavrov bald faced lie [to the UN to start a war over complete and total bullshit. I have seen Colin Powell and John Kerry do it though.] - that's what you deceptively omitted.

Sure. No surprise here.

Show me Lavrov lying in front of the UN. Show something like this:



Show me you're capable of thinking and not just vomiting out propaganda mindlessly. Let's see you, for once, discuss honestly and not deceptively. I will start adding what I've said back into context with you from this point forward.

https://babylonbee.com/news/hurricane-ravaged-florida-town-raises-ukraine-flag-so-congress-will-send-aid

Amazing condition. This baby goes straight to a museum:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1577917168687226881

Patrick says

Yep, Feb 2015. The Ruscist-installed govt corruption is not easy to weed out in just 1 year.

Happy 200 lost T-72B3’s day!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1577785020055535617

Another cool milestone - Since the start of the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, Russia has lost over 200 tanks of just 1 model - T-72B3. Russian total tank losses currently stand at 1280.

full list: https://oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/at...equipment.html

Eric Holder says

Happy 200 lost T-72B3’s day!

CRISIS ACTORS AND ADVANCED CGI! PUTIN HAS NOT EVEN STARTED!

Two issues...one, does voting for a pro-Russian pres means support of Russian take-over? And second, how does Russians shelling the crap out of your city/village change our opinions about them?

Patrick says

Bd6r says

Two issues...one, does voting for a pro-Russian pres means support of Russian take-over? And second, how does Russians shelling the crap out of your city/village change our opinions about them?

1. Elon is right that another election is needed to determine that level of support.
2. How does Ukraine shelling the crap out of ethnic Russian areas for years on end change our opinions about Ukraine?

Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker
19h
Don't forget when you kick them out, America: The Democrats were willing to risk nuclear war so they can money launder our taxpayer dollars through Ukraine.

This isn't a political party you're kicking out of office. It's a criminal cartel with a propaganda media wing.
Oct 6, 2022