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Imagine being locked in a room with a Vegan...


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2022 Jun 5, 1:05am   11,361 views  132 comments

by AmericanKulak   ➕follow (8)   💰tip   ignore  

... for an entire month.

"Bananas heal almost every disease known to man....
I usually eat mung beans with granola every 2nd Friday....
You know how great a plant based diet is? I sleep 10 hours a day now, when I was a meat eater...
I don't know why my Calico Whiskers keeps needing to go to the vet for dehydration, I force feed her 2 beets a day...
Farting incessantly is a sign of maximal digestive health, the stinkier the better..."

That's the same reason Pride sucks. Just replace Bananas, Mung Beans, and Granola with Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity (DIE). And Trans Kids. And dudes claiming to be women with thick beards, Adam's Apples, and 1970s late disco era garish makeup.

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55   stereotomy   2023 Sep 13, 4:43am  

RC2006 says




That reminds me of that old joke,"What do you call 1000 lawyers lying at the bottom of the sea?" "A good start."
58   GNL   2023 Dec 9, 6:27am  

I dated a vegan once. She fucked like a rabbit.
59   HeadSet   2023 Dec 9, 3:31pm  

GNL says

I dated a vegan once. She fucked like a rabbit.

But wouldn't eat your meat?
62   Misc   2023 Dec 19, 1:13am  

What's the best way to quit Veganism??

Cold Turkey.
65   Misc   2023 Dec 29, 1:11am  

... But does eating it make you less likely to blow up???
68   AmericanKulak   2024 Jan 9, 6:12pm  

Grains don't have all essential proteins nor micronutrients to the extent beef does. Many people have intolerances to many grains. Nobody is allergic to beef.
69   WookieMan   2024 Jan 9, 10:11pm  

AmericanKulak says

Grains don't have all essential proteins nor micronutrients to the extent beef does. Many people have intolerances to many grains. Nobody is allergic to beef.

I eat what taste good. Beef, pork, deer, elk, chicken, turkey, etc. I generally, of late, fast morning until dinner and just eat whatever the fuck I want then. I feel better. You can only eat so much in one sitting. And I take supplements so I'm getting the essential stuff, albeit in processed form. Don't take any other drugs. And have beer nightly. This is how most of our ancestors lived to create us though usually it was fruits and veggies and not supplements. Same in my book.
70   HeadSet   2024 Jan 11, 2:43pm  

AmericanKulak says

Nobody is allergic to beef.

True, except for those victims of a certain tick bite.
71   Booger   2024 Jan 31, 4:39pm  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13029581/Vegan-restaurant-forced-start-serving-meat-plant-based-customers.html

Vegan restaurant is forced to start serving meat... because it doesn't have enough plant-based customers
73   SoTex   2024 Feb 4, 11:33am  

HeadSet says

True, except for those victims of a certain tick bite.


I'm so afraid of this! Eating meat is like 1/3rd of the pleasure in life. If I recall the ticks in Texas don't have that parasite yet but still.
74   HeadSet   2024 Feb 4, 7:58pm  

just_passing_through says

If I recall the ticks in Texas don't have that parasite yet but still.

Ironic that the tick that causes that allergy to red meat is called the "Lone Star" tick. (It has a white spot on its back).
76   stereotomy   2024 Feb 15, 10:37am  

Patrick says





Well, technically, the Venus Flytrap "Eats Ze Bugs."
77   Ceffer   2024 Feb 16, 10:00pm  

Patrick says





A carnivorous predator named after the female pudenda. Makes perfect sense.
78   AD   2024 Feb 17, 12:15am  

AmericanKulak says

Bananas heal almost every disease known to man


yeah its technically a berry and berries have a lot of antioxidants

i could go vegetarian if looking to save money by eating rice and lentil beans, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, cinnamon and spice oatmeal, home made red sauce with rigatoni pasta, fried eggplant on Italian bread, pasta primavera, vegetable fried rice, etc

i read chicken eggs are considered vegetarian

i could eat crab soup and shrimp without feeling too guilty and skip on eating chicken, pork and red meat
81   RayAmerica   2024 Mar 6, 10:20am  

Imagine being locked in a room that has a big black pot and a cannibal? Cannibals are meat eaters too!
89   WookieMan   2024 May 17, 5:31pm  

Made homemade Gyros tonight. Blend of beef and chicken (didn't have lamb... baaaaahhhh). I don't get people that don't eat meat. Who gives a shit. They have no ground to stand on. It tastes amazing if made or cooked for you properly. I put the plant stuff on top of the meat. Problem solved.

Give no shits about a cow, pig, chicken that will die at some point. They can't talk. Plants are living anyway. It's one of the dumbest arguments because someone went to a petting zoo as a kid and had shitty parents. Eat what you want, but legit vegans will die earlier as humans. Feel bad for yourself if you're on that team. That cow will be laughing at you.
90   Tenpoundbass   2024 May 17, 5:48pm  

I'm Vegan as fuck, I could eat Cabbage, Cauliflower, Broccoli, Squash, simmered in a ham hock broth and a little butter for good measure.
That's some damn good eatin, and wont miss a meat entre when I eat it. Where's my pepper vinegar and fresh sliced onions?
91   HeadSet   2024 May 17, 5:59pm  

Tenpoundbass says

I'm Vegan as fuck, I could eat Cabbage, Cauliflower, Broccoli, Squash, simmered in a ham hock broth and a little butter for good measure.

I like the 15 bean soup simmered with a ham hock or smoked turkey wings.
92   mell   2024 May 17, 6:04pm  

Ham hocks are great!

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